They call me ranch the way I be dressing

Picked up a prescription and CVS censored my email in a very unfortunate way

Wrangled my hair up into a hawk for the pinball bar tonight hehe

This is the brainrot that happens when you think you're a coding platform instead of a social media alternative.

On a more positive note, this game is so unbelievably fucking good. I've played about 10 hours so far and it's already the best game I've played this year. The QOL improvements, the voice acting, the UI improvements, it's such a slam dunk. If you do yourself one favor it should be to play this game.

You know I keep that thang on me

I don’t know why but every social media CEO seems to think that running a platform makes them a good poster. It’s the easiest thing in the world to just shut up and run the website. But all of them seem to use it as a jumping off point for their real passion of being an influencer and poster.

If I were trying to build a social media platform as an alternative to a similar one where the CEO has frequent public crashouts, I as the CEO would not have several public crashouts.

Final Fantasy Tactics The Ivalice Chronicles illustration by Ryoko Kui (Delicious in Dungeon) for Weekly Famitsu No. 1915:

Attention Team Sealed players! Looks like you'll have a little extra cash for crackin' packs, cus we're reducing the price of our Team Sealed $10k to just $240! ✨ No action needed if you've already purchased your entry, you'll see that sweet refund for the difference in the next few days!

To put this in even funnier context, it would cost more to get 9 booster packs of Dragon's Maze than it would be to buy the entire set at once.

Not to beat a slop-eating pig but I think ignoring what it says about new players, arguing all UB is slop is also saying that none of the designers have any passion or love for the source material or the cards they make which is just objectively untrue.

Wizards of the Coast is hosting a Twitch stream to support Trans Lifeline, a hotline and non-profit organization offering direct support to trans people in crisis – for the trans community, by the trans community. Tune in to twitch.tv/magic on Oct 4th at 10am PT to play games with us and support!

Thinking about dropping some new Magic merch

God this is one of the greatest games ever made. I’m shocked it took this long to come to Switch. Triangle Strategy wishes it could be FF Tactics.

ITS FINALLY HERE NO ONE SPEAK TO ME EVER AGAIN

I’ve been playing more because my physical copy of FF Tactics still hasn’t arrived and The Last Judge almost made me delete the game off my Switch

@quivertime.com just saying everyone we talked to ask how they could get a Quiver in this color... 👀👀👀

Quick reminder, today is the ✨LAST DAYYYY✨ to submit your creator application if you'd like to be a part of Shoebox! ✌️ We'll be sending out approvals between now and October 11th, so keep an eye on those inboxes! ✉️

Never mind I woke up in my own bed next to my wife and my cat and then saw the leaves falling on a cold fall morning in Seattle I hate MagicCon

what if instead of Shoebox it was Fredfuchs and AVGN was there

Incredibly happy to be home with this muppet creature

@peachypopcos.bsky.social SPOTTED

2010-2019 MAGIC MY BELOVED

Delta Card Cube at @shoebox.gg?? 👀

David has single-handedly gotten me to point at things in pictures It’s literally always funny

Sickest pull of the entire weekend??

It was extremely hot and sexy of me to book a 2pm flight and you all wish you were me. On our way back to Seattle!! It is currently 7 jhdkskillion degrees on the plane and I can’t wait to be back in the land of 50 degree weather and clouds.

Someone really sat down and named this place ”Bojangles” huh

I’m calling for a humidity and temperature maximum for con locations. We can no longer book conventions anywhere with more than 50% average humidity and a daily high of more than 80 degrees.

Sitting in the airport exhausted but extremely fulfilled. I was a little bit skeptical of going to Atlanta but it far exceeded my expectations. I love my friends and I love Magic the Gathering. Event stills gets a 0/10 until we get MAGICCON SEATTLE BAYBEE LET ME TAKE YOU ALL TO PINBALL BARS.

Environmental storytelling outside my hotel room this morning

I fucking love Magic the Gathering

Extremely happy I got to meet @briamgilbert.bsky.social at lobbycon, but disappointed he did not insist that I buy his bed.

Another MagicCon done, and with every one my love for the community grows. Thank you everyone that came and said hi throughout the weekend, I’m always still flabbergasted whenever someone stops me and says they’ve seen me before. I’m gonna eat all the food ever made and rest up for the next one!!

Perhaps an odd question, does anyone want to trade an Astelli Reclaimer sword for something equally strange and esoteric (I'm serious) (I brought a backup sword and I'm remaking it anyways)

Hey #MCAtlanta! You want to draw some Magic Characters from memory? Swing by Creator Central on Saturday from 1-4 to participate in the D00-DL Showdown! Not artistically inclined? Watch talented artists come together on Sunday from 2-3 in the Spindown Panel Room at The D00-DL Off! #mtgatl #mtg

FINAL DAY OF MAGIC CON Today is a free day for me! Come catch me and @peachypopcos.bsky.social in the Creator area playing games and hanging out! You may try to catch me in a large net but so far no mortal man has ever been fast enough.

I got a sword!!!!! #mtg #magicthegathering #mtgcosplay

The Cosplay Contest was truly a sight to behold! Costumes from across Magic's universe made the Mana Stage shine. Congratulations to our MagicCon Grand Champion @creativekitty.bsky.social and our #MCAtlanta Best In Show Winner @vanquiggcosplay.bsky.social!

I always forget to take any pictures of myself or anything I’m doing at MagicCon but man MagicCon fucking rules. The vibes are always immaculate.

I won’t be able to make it but you should definitely come and check out the D00-DL off today!! I got to contribute a D00-DL to this and am super excited to see what everyone draws.

This is so fucking sick. So much love and attention went into this set to make it something familiar yet brand new. Magic is so fucking sick.

I love @peachypopcos.bsky.social and you people are not fucking even remotely prepared to see her Astelli Reclaimer cosplay

I haven’t seen anyone post about it but this card is fucking absurd lmao This is an Eerie Interlude that also fogs you for an ENTIRE TURN CYCLE

As much as I would love to go, I’m skipping the Zendikaraoke party. Travel and partying yesterday on top of running around today has beat my ass concave. I’m incredibly tired, I’m losing my voice, and tomorrow needs my full energy. I’m requiring everyone have one (1) drink in my honor instead!

The biggest thing that I’ve learned over this weekend so far is that Magic fucking rules and when Magic gets to be itself its untouchable.

I LOVE ELEMENTAL INCARNATIONS I LOVE LORWYN