Magic Band Names Birds of Paramore Alternatively for the solo artist: BBNOmana

Speaking of, had a day off. So, painted a couple of new penguins:

My name is Calvin and I’m the Penguin guy of the Magic community (my bad).

Callie made the espresso martini cake, but we didn’t have whole beans to put on top so I carved them out of the center of a café moka Hershey kiss

She baby

At least offbrand Charmander will love you

Heck yeah

Ngl, the prof reposting the penguins 🐧 makes my week lol

I’m still thinking several weeks later about a situation in a training I teach. It’s a relationship-building class for working with individuals and, since I teach at an inpatient psychiatric facility, its focus is inevitably on those patients. We were talking about word choice and tone ->

Hey fellow bad brain havers. Reminder that everyone does NOT secretly hate you, they are too busy for that.

My in-laws left NBC on during dinner tonight and I kept thinking, ‘Man, why are there so many Ozempic ads tonight?’ … I’m not crazy right?

ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.” What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.

I fucking love coloring

In news, Sleep Token did not win either Grammy for Caramel or Emergence. My wife may never recover.

Fun in the snow

This is who runs this account

Mais oui

Helluva Saturday night

❄️ 🐶

Okay then.

Finished the first page in my coloring book lol

Wash, rinse, repeat, please give Hazzy’s Undying Fury.

Played my first game of Lorwyn limited and won by mill. Job’s done, format’s perfect.

See Arena devs? I can be trusted! Just give me more tools for ruby storm!

Right-handed now. Well dang

What’s wrong babe? You don’t wanna put any cake on your Quagsire plate?

The greeting card aisle got me

The James Bond movies rule with this: Live and Let Die with Big Naturals License to Kill with Big Naturals You Only Live Twice with Big Naturals The Spy Who Loved Me with Big Naturals

I had to send a video of my dog coughing to her vet and I thought it was funny at first that she farted in the video, so I uploaded it. It’s got over 2 million likes, but she also died 4 days later.

Blessed roster for battle tower

Real sicko energy

Do I know a shred of the plot of Hulu’s Tell Me Lies? Nope. I might not even have a Hulu account anymore. But this show is blessed for making this song exist:

The horrors persist but so does the Quesabirria

Okay. It doesn’t all suck.

I teach a mean CPR class. 😎 I’m also good at calming other people down.

Felt really good: I noticed a mistranslation on some English subtitles when two French people were speaking on a show Callie and I were watching :) 🇫🇷

Blessed nap

Battle Tower Shiny ftw ✨

Human Artists, use only one piece of art to convince people to follow you (I mean, it’s my profile picture)

Home

Life is better. (Also the track listing is messed up?)

Sadie wouldn’t eat tonight until we put down Mae’s food bowl. I’m crying.

Dassa good dog

I will try to find my place in th________f Jane

Did you know that Taylor Swift was named after Albert Einstein? About 140 years after

Sadie trying to beg mom for biscuits (with turkey sausage and blackberry pecan jam)

2026 can rot so far. It’s hard to go home. My wife is really struggling. Really appreciate my sister in law cooking and watching tv with her tonight, it made a world of difference.

Mae passed. It was sudden. There’s several people I figured would want to know.