This evening's thought to ponder from Maggies Farm.

Favorite of the new penguins: “Your drill is the drill that will pierce the heavens!”

It’s a good day to paint penguins on Magic cards.

Displacement without repositioning:

My Christmas door got 2nd place! Really surprised, there were some good doors

If you see this, post your bird art

“I should’ve listened what my grandmama said to me, Shit don’t change until you get up and wash your ass.”

Reverse seared New York strip with hasselback potatoes and honey goat Brie for dipping

There’s like 20-something cards in here. I’ll need a huge day to paint penguins on all of these

The open lane was bad-ass women.

Foods that improve quality of life ≠ foods that make wife want to kiss me

the good that you do persists in this world

Billie Jean might not be your lover, but she can save your life at 117 bpm.

My current hyperfixation is looking up the songs at music bingo to see if you can do cpr to them. Johnny B Goode? No, Johnny B 170 bpm. Johnny B not letting the heart adequately refill with blood.

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is to sing it loud for all to hear youtu.be/E-gH4uI5pr8?...

We got there!

The ☕️: I live 20 minutes from this boutique and other people’ve been posting how this lady ripped them off for $38k+.

The stress ball that never fails

Someone really said dump a Caesar salad on a pizza. Shits so good

I need a dumb rant moment: - there’s a measles outbreak in the next county over - the chaplain at work led a prayer at a tree-lighting ceremony during which they thanked AI for writing it Feel free to add your own 2 cents

Might not be the reddest, but the red matters a lot

Very excited for this book, just came off hold from the library. #BetterDaysMTG

I am standing In the Walgreens Behind someone who Didn’t reply “yes” To the text “Do you want your scrip filled?” And they were surprised When their scrip wasn’t filled.

I’d like to thank the (Tolarian) Academy and send a special shout out to Otter Penguins everywhere.

Ya heard it here first

I don’t know why, but in my head these are the same place. Like, if I imagine walking around Agna Qel’a, the layout is just a colder version of Zora’s Domain.

Melodrama is 40 minutes long. Both of these numbers sound low, tbh.

I feel like if pokemon were real, I wouldn’t have a full team of six. I’d probably stop after these four. But man, could you imagine Hoppip holding a strand of Christmas lights in its mouth to help out at the holidays? 🥰

Penguins in Magic? 👍 Penguins are 100% limited all-stars? 👍

Today started REAL rough and it’s ended with a good meal and putting up Christmas trees. Started out 0-2, won out. #betterdaysMTG

Coffee tastes like a battery acid reject

Spotify posted some ad about wrapped today. I have no question about what’s going to be my most listened-to song This Year.

Merch waiting on me soon as I got home. Heck yeah

@profanity.accountant how’m’I doin’?

Wake up, new wheel of emotions just dropped #betterdaysMTG

New year, new MTG socks:

“‘Hail Mary’s’ have proven ineffective. We’re trying a new system.”

Does being #antiai include Plankton’s computer wife, Karen?

Tell me I shouldn’t buy the Jelly Roll Hey Dude boots. These things look so cool

Some of those that took your pockets Are the same that don’t wash hands Some of those that took your pockets Are the same that don’t wash hands Some of those that took your pockets Are the same that don’t wash hands Some of those that took your pockets Are the same that don’t wash hands UGH!

Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen Halsey MCR Twenty-one Pilots Shinedown/Papa Roach Fall Out Boy/Bring Me the Horizon

Giving thanks

Happy thanksgiving, pass the evidence

Okay, starting 7. Chill out. Nobody asked you. 🦃 Good luck today, fam. 🫡

Walking on the 7th hole at Scooby Doo Golf and I hear Velma through a speaker say “There’s a depression here! That could make a difference.”

She is… the most interesting dog in the world.

Brain sure do lie. The cycle of unwanted thought, then feeling selfish/guilty about that thought, then feeling weak for having felt that way while everyone else is fine in the situation is tough to encounter.

You will be visited by three spirits

Tell me I’m the only one/Tell me there’s no other one/Jesus was an only son, yeah/Tell me I’m the chosen one/Jesus was an only son, for you/ DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE/DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE/AND SOMEONE WILL SAY WHAT IS LOST MAY NEVER BE SAVED

Calvin, Fragile Healer 3WG 0/4 Human When damage is dealt for the first time each turn, learn. If another creature or player would be dealt damage, for each lesson in your graveyard, prevent 1 of that damage.