What do I read next?

“Noah that’s not funny” okay well you try being your friend for once and see how hard it is

I like my gummies like I like my men Bear

Dude I’ve got this video idea and I don’t think I’m gonna be able to make because I straight up don’t have the physical skill to do what it requires

Sometimes I be thinking and I go “Why was Gwen Stacy carnage in the ultimate comics”

I mean it’s working for hades 2 after their EA lmao

Lmk when yall are hopping on this

Had the day off so instead of using it to get more writing done or record more gameplay I spent 2 and half hours cleaning my basement after it flooded And you know what it don’t look half bad now

Ooooo weeee I might have a story picking up

Still can’t get over the person that commented “thank god the story sections over” on my unbeatable video Like the whole video was the “story section” LOL

I should specify I meant like the most prominent ones I first found I’m sure there are more but still like comeon lmao I don’t want to talk about either of these dickheads

The 2 wario ware essays I could find were written by an AI grifter and a Israel sympathizer Dude

It’s always funny seeing these people because if I say the same for pc exclusives or just preferring playing on consoles I get called a shill and bootlicker like come on lol

Noah funeral: today we mourn the lost of Noah a man who will die as he lived surrounded by a giant meat ball and his lovely Luigi today we say squadala to him but we know he swouse is in a better place where he can bomb some dodongos

I’m just glad I figured this out now rather than after I got to the credits but I would’ve preferred not having to figure it out and redo 2 hours of footage again If you plan on recording gameplay through artic base just know obs does not like it to be in full screen

Guess who just found out all his footage of kid Icarus uprising is useless MEEEEEEEE ugh

My parents are the stupidest close minded people in the world they can’t listen to a single thing I say because it might mean they are wrong My dog ate a grape and my moms just like “oh well we’ll see what happens”

I GOT IT A micro game is the combination of a mini game and an actual game It is the gameplay, length, speed of a mini game with the intent of a regular game Micro games aren’t confined to an idea of theme they exist as a simple a-b concept and can be viewed in isolation

So has no one ever just said what a micro game is? Everyone I find is either acts like a micro game is just common knowledge or just goes “uh yeah we all know a micro game is theyre short 5 second games” and like yeah??? I guess??? But Is that really it???

You ever start doing light research at work trying to find a definition of what a micro game is and get pulled down a rabbit hole of an AI grifter who used wariowares simple tutorialization and design structure to try and show how we can automate game design www.kmjn.org/publications... I have.

Dude I actually hate coming of age stories because as someone actively experiencing the life timeframe being acknowledged in whatever story I never relate to a single thing happening It always makes me feel like I’m doing something wrong and I know I’m not which just makes them so frustrating

Me at 6 “I should get some writing done for the day I know I was at work all day so let’s go till 8 or say” Me now “Where am I and why am who”

Dude how am I on page 4 of a 30 MINUTE LONG DEMO I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE SHORT ITS GOING TO BE AS LONG AS SCOTT PILGRIM EX AT THIS RATE

Oh god I needed that literally right now in this moment

Second base is when you start to fist bump

Got invited to a wedding on my 21st birthday I wasn’t doing anything that day so I get to get make 100$ serving cotton candy and eat wedding food

I was listening to still in my heart by Naoki as we should be when reading this

Clock

I had a fun time at the mall

I can’t escape her

New video dont @ me I am going to round one to celebrate finishing my junior year #captainlaserhawk youtu.be/Wi0DsTBQMYs

Guess who it is and I kill my self

I have been in front of my computer all day (mainly finishing my essay) but it’s so nice to know that I have something finished man it’s such a nice feeling

TOMORROW ITS COMING OUT TOMORROW I WILL FINALLY BE DONE WITH IT

I love trying to find songs from ddr and the only hq rips on YouTube have a random anime girl kissing someone and we’re uploaded 15 years ago

Mmmmmmmmmmm I have to finish essay

Turn 4

Turns out a pipe got clogged in the basement and burst and I’ve spent the last 2 hours cleaning up poo water Yay

I think it's done I like posting on Thursday, so I will upload it then

THIS SHOW IS EEEEEEEVIL MAN LIKE OH MY GOD MY JAW IS ON THE GROUND EVERY EPISODE

ITS PINK I may hate this phone but it never fails to amaze me

Worst part about not wanting to spend money is that when I need to edit photos I have to go to my schools library for photoshop But as a famous man once said “a savvy warrior uses all his tools”

Watching the summer hikaru died and I’m getting so uncomfortable it’s the best

Mmm I wanna watch kora but it takes so long to get good

Dude I swear if I see another YouTube video go “here’s a poorly integrated quote from an uncredited fan wiki” I will lose it

Made it to the third area in demon souls and literally felt like I was playing a fever dream like what was going on

Dude I’m actually so proud of how this video is coming out No promises but I’m really aiming for the end of the week (depending on how finals go lmao) BUT IM REALLY FREAKING EXCITED THIS IS SOMETHING IVE WANTED TO TALK ABOUT FOR YEARS AND I CAN FINALLY DO IT

Girl I’m ringing with: “I hate when the money gets stuck together” Me: “I mean I hate it when people are racist” Her: “true”

Falco but he’s a fish “Gee I’ve been saved by fox how swell *glub*”

I’m like one of those girls who walks around the mall with a vibrator up they pussy but instead it’s a funny podcast in my ears and instead of cumming I start giggling