It's my birthday tomorrow btw :3c I'm turning one billion!! yay!!!

wizard of barge most based artist of all time ig

Unrelated, does anyone wanna buy a lions eye diamond or a gilded drake, asking for a.... friend

LETS GOOO BAYBEEEE

THIS RIPS SO HARD WTFFFF ;O;

Oh Juniper... you were so, so very loved.

Snagged some cuties from @dreadwyrmtrance.bsky.social at ChibiChibi Con today! :3

just gonna scroll on by without saying howdy?? 🥺

may your haters become your waiters at the table of success

IM FREEEEE ✨ I got my nose cast, stitches, and stents out and HOLY SHITTT I feel INCREDIBLE! I'm out here breathing in 4D BAYBEE. The remainder of the swelling and bruising should go down over the next few weeks, at which point I'll become unstoppable on a cosmic level 💅 Some details/FAQs below~

yeah yeah I've heard THAT line before

Gotcha, u noodle armed bitch

I've been laid up on the couch for a whole week following my procedure, so I did a full run through of LeafGreen! :3

I was serving some post-surgery sukeban vibes at Costco yesterday why is the busted nose bandage kinda 💅💅💅

Was planning to record my INCREDIBLY UPSETTING nose stent removal next week alongside this card but @cobertmtg.bsky.social says he'll """definitely pass out""" if I make him watch it, much less record it. SIIIIGH

Does life imitate art or does art imitate life

"neither credible nor attractive" also used to describe me in college

oh yeah my favorite Midwest dive bar here in Seattle burned down earlier this year HAVE MY PEOPLE NOT SUFFERED ENOUGH, GOD where will we go to drink Bell's beer and complain about the Tigers now???

Finally finished my Shoebox 2026 video! youtu.be/Ktv-UUZo3Pw

Surgery update, day 4: My face is still INCREDIBLY swollen around my nose but some of it is starting to go down! My initial bruises are also starting to lighten up and I'm not sleeping all day, but more than anything I just want these fuCKING STENTS OUT OF MY NOSE THEY'RE SO ICKYYY RAAAAAH

Apparently the first thing I said to @cobertmtg.bsky.social just moments after waking up from anesthesia was "How do I look, yellow man?" ...I have no memory of this, but it checks out

"it might be 3-4 days before you get your appetite back after anesthesia, so you'll probably only be able to stomach chicken broth and applesauce. Most patients experience nausea and vomiting for at least 48 hours--" Me, two hours after surgery: "One crunchwrap supreme please"

me, in the group chat: anyway, hack ur 3ds it's so easy 3ds.hacks.guide

I had such a blast joining the Strixhaven cheer team!!! Go Prismari 💕💙💕 @peachypopcos.bsky.social @storytellercosplay.bsky.social @vanquiggcosplay.bsky.social @magicmishamigo.bsky.social @strixhavendropout.bsky.social @cutemonster.bsky.social @creativekitty.bsky.social @unluckiestmtg.bsky.social

Surgery update: been sleeping on and off all day, I basically look like this image but much bloodier and with two black eyes and a nose cast lol I have stitches and stents/packing in my nose that hurt immensely. I'm excited to get them out.... Next week :')) but I DO get to eat a lot of ice cream ✌️

[tw: medical] I didn't mention this much at Vegas bc it's kind of a bummer (and I was trying to ignore it lol) but uhhh I'm going under for surgery tomorrow!!! :'))) I'm having a functional septorhinoplasty, turbinate reduction, and valve reconstruction to fix my shitty breathing! :)) [1/4] 👇

Boosting for visibility! 💖 #BringBreyaHome

Someday I'll weasel myself a Peach card into this list 🤞🍑

More pics from Magiccon Vegas. #mcvegas #magicthegathering. Also it's good to see friends. @peachypopcos.bsky.social @sundaecat.bsky.social @trophysmack.bsky.social

Another incredible MagicCon Vegas and (as usual) it's all thanks to the Gathering™ 💖 Currently en route back to Seattle, but I'll post a full sappy write up later!! 💖

Hiii MagicCon Vegas!! Come find me around the con floor today and I might just have a little mouse friend for you, courtesy of @pinfinity.bsky.social !! 💖 Also if you visit their booth and snag a Mable (bc she's my favorite), you get a raffle entry for a fancy prize later~

This cosplay is so fucking sick Man I wish @peachypopcos.bsky.social were real

in HALF AN HOUR STRIXHAVEN trivia- do you know your lore? How about the DND module deep cuts? Come for a FREE trivia showdown with the crew! Win prizes and get a pic with the COSPLAY HOTTIES! 4pm - Creator Central

Hi MagicCon Vegas!! I'll be in the Creator Connections area this morning, come say hii! :3

Hi Vegas friends! You can visit my Astelli Reclaimer cosplay over in Art of Magic all weekend!! (she's lonely without me, pls tell her she's a very pretty bird)

For those curious how I travel with my giant ass Astelli Reclaimer wings, the answer is that I roll them up into a burrito like a cat getting it's nails trimmed

Hi MagicCon cosplayers!! (and especially competitors!!) 💖 here's a list of stuff I'll have on me during the con, come find me if you need a quick fix up (or anything else!) :3 I'll also be around backstage before the contest!✌️

Vegas is straight up SOLD OUT, insaneeee

MAGICCON IS THIS WEEK AAAA super excited to see everyone!! :3 OH and make sure to stop by the Art of Cosplay exhibit! My Astelli Reclaimer wings will be on display in all their eleven-foot glory, along with some incredible pieces from the Magic cosplay community! ^^

My polite and effective way of saying this is this screenshot and a heavy handed but gentle stare at…quite a few of you.

Finished at 1137 (out of 6100 players!) with a 5-4 record! >:3 💖 I've realistically only been playing VGC for... three months, so I'm trying to not be too hard on myself about my losses. There's still a lotttt to learn, and I'm (mostly) proud of how I played today~ ^^

I DIDN'T HEAR NO BELL RAAAAAAH

4-4, sticking it out for the final round! o7 Middle of the pack on my second ever VGC tournament ain't half bad ✌️

3 wins, 4 losses. I have played against THREEEE Perish Trap teams in the Grand Champions Festival and I'm about to become the joker RAAAAH. for my Magic folks, imagine playing against mill / turbo fog for 50% of your rounds at a GP. 😭

I'm 3-3 in @skrawvgc.bsky.social's Grand Championship Festival! Out of day 2, but I'm at least holding my ground in not sucking absolute nuts at this game. ✌️🥰 I also went 2-6 at Seattle Regionals after picking up VGC only a couple weeks prior so I'm feeling good about improving :3

Round 1: won 2-1! :D My team worked real hard, and I credit this win to the move Rock Slide™ (30% chance to flinch)

taco bell wouldn't give me a california breakfast crunch wrap at 630 a.m., I have a clear disadvantage in this tournament JUDGEEEE 🗣️

Speaking of which, I'm playing in a 10,000 person Pokemon Champions tournament today! Hosted by @skrawvgc.bsky.social! Will update y'all on my various crashouts 🥰

shaving my whole body before a vgc tournament so I have a chance at outspeeding sneasler