it was just hailing here. thats cool

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hey have you guys seen this

The 420 Realtor

420

everybody was so happy and joyful at church today and i am so glad to be by myself again

well gee, whats everybody mad at today

now smoking

sitting in my car on my lunch break, all the windows open,

rise and grind motherfuckers

i’m laying down and it feels so good

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

i worked like 60 hours between my two jobs this week and it fuckin sucked

this is what they are feeding the crew of the USS Tripoli

had to work on my day off but in the end im drinking a weed soda in my car during a break so who is to say if its good or bad

beer galaxy

scattered reports say that musician pharrell, remember him folks, is smuggling food to the USS Tripoli, in his big hat. believe it or not!

And I said, what about USS Tripoli He said he thinks he Remembered to feed them and As I recall I think They like eating gray ham And I said well that's one thing they got

the grandma i lived with for much of my childhood(RIP) was a retired telephone operator and thats made me both hate talking on the phone and still get compliments for having a really clear phone voice, usually by old people calling the library

the 20 dollar ( probably 40 now) box fan is a perfect instrument

now cash is king

cat fell asleep listening to the radio after sampling many little pieces of my dinner

like 20 years ago i ddos’d the harvard crimson for misspelling my name

bad food is scran mate

Watched a dubious YouTube about the benefits of humming, so you know what my credulous ass has been doing all day

i love fishes!!!

absolutely brutal hot day. time to smoke weed and eat sashimi

AI has made the penis obsolete

maybe i’m the one who be melting down in may

got a lovely pizza pie for lunch but unfortunately had to get into an argument about how long 20 minutes is . don’t even know how to describe that, i think i’m operating in a different reality from everyone else where there are truths that can’t be argued away

i am so on one today, i’m playing peter and the wolf narrated by david bowie at work

ughhhhhhhh ughhhhhh na na na na

this app rocks

i hate to be embroiled in other peoples bullshit

the overweight, fedora wearing S&P 500

Moebius for the Metal Hurlant Calendar 1981. The man was so prolific that you'll never see everything he drew.

yes i will

what stinks

laughing to myself he he he ho ho ho

i have decided to become softer than the pope

they put themselves out of this business by making the ‘fresh’ juice cost less. there’s presumably some scheme here like frito lay losing 2 billion dollars by making doritos $7 a bag

the thunderbird is out of the cage ( big thunderstorm happening after hot day)

~ normal looking woman made a bizarre stand about not having to leave the library despite it closing for the night, which of course after she went on for five minutes did. no options possible there, just straight up time wasting asshole behavior. signs pointing to incredible meltdown may upcoming

(rod serling voice) John Blung. 38 years old. Now trapped for eternity in the “unc” dimension.

another discard, this one is going straight to my bookshelf

another into the discard pile

we are the children of the rastaman