hmmm

the epstein emails have obscured hitler’s micropenis in a classic wag the dog move

if my emails were ever released you would find like 15 years of correspondence with my high school english teacher where we make fun of awful sentences in the new york times. can’t do that today as its all written by AI

Scientist 1: Could I have some of Hitler's DNA please? For doing experiments on Scientist 2: Yes here you go

hitler micropenis

sitting in my little fort eating birria tacos this lunch

apple cider dognuts

pooooop

damn its cold

huhhh bubungo

lol www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLo...

still have a scar on my left hand from one punch knocking out my asshole cousin almost one year ago exactly. the things we carry!

if they tried to roll out libraries today dems would want to means test them

leaves fallon

bovis

finished up last night’s sashimi with coffee for breakfast. very nice would recommend

putting on my stocking cap and creeping about with a candle

weed! weed! weed!!!

the malls are the soon to be ghost towns well so long, farewell, goodbye 🎶

i need a good bong

fohhhhh

SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom. PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom. DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

anybody going crazy for colors and flavors this evening?

how the fuck is it already dark

its fuvkin windy out there

hello baby, this is the big bopper speakin

day drunk! time to cordially text my pastor

need someone to butle on my behalf, extra points if you sound like droopy dog

Getting the surgery where they take 2 inches out of each femur and use it to make one of my arms 4 inches longer

i love to be built for intelligence and speed

last year i thought this was funny. these days i’m taking a shit with him

lmfao at ‘Barry Biffle’ - putting that in my back pocket as a display name

suicide squad calls on subway jared for one final mission

Go ahead. Summon him. He loves it.

taking the drug from limitless so that i can finish the movie limitless

@bogbird.bsky.social just asked myself who is john granule

thanksgibinbh

sometimes i think, ya know, what would my life be like without E-Z Peel Shrimp?

anybody putting the lime in the coconut?

lmao

stoned watching the cat clean her paws

my ass Stinks _ and i Vote

if you’re in line for trick-or-treat, STAY IN LINE, they will give you the candy eventually

dickchenry dead from smoking pig ass???

dick cheneys last words were reportedly ‘ ughhh ohh fuck uhhh my heart’

Fowmew vice pwesident Dick Cheney, one of the chief awchitects of the waw on tewwow, has died at his home at the age of 84.

dick cheney rot in hell bitch

howlong at the moop

lawful evil, supreme court - neutral evil, conagra - chaotic evil, ICE, spectrum

(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since