what ever happened to tomi lahren?

does anyone have a good method for exporting data from pro football/basketball/baseball reference to csv? copying and pasting works until I want to export more than one page at a time

every draft pick answering the phone: "hello?" coincidence?

don’t forget my magnum opus

If your nickname is Porkchop, get new friends.

Victor Wembanyama Returns From Concussion Speaking Fluent French

Futurama Season 2 Episode 18, "The Problem With Popplers"

Me: this is a pretty cool ring Gollum: my preciousssss Me: oh shit is that a Boondock Saints poster signed by both Boondock Saints? Gollum: my other precioussssss

Yellow. Now there’s a color.

ladies and gentlemen,

WAITER: would you care for dessert JEFF: i’ll have the jello GEOFF: i’ll have the geollo JEFF: jesus christ not this again GEOFF: geosus christ

My boss is messaging me on teams

another consequence of loose safety restrictions www.tumblr.com/hexbugswallo...

Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Air Police $50 million Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my city is dying

is it possible that Roger Goodell can't read and is simply guessing at what's on the card?

of course Mendoza has a LinkedIn commercial

sonny styles is such a sick name

Boston Market recently changed their name to Boston MARKET, a move that increased their market capitalization by 500%

Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

Me: Do you think Gritty and Grimace are cousins? Interviewer: I meant questions about the job

if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life

i tried to watch a hockey game tonight but had to turn it off pretty quickly. within one minute flat they'd already broken basically every rule of basketball

rdvark

Sec. Hegseth: "It's Just Gay" To Require Our Warriors To Wash Hands After Using The Bathroom

text from my boss: 'where are u, meeting has started' Me, remembering my therapists advice about positive framing: im enjoying some diarrhea

filling my pockets with loose big league chew, putting on my finest bedsheet, and refusing to leave your clubhouse because I'm the "ghost of baseball"

Dude looks like he's about to call for the destruction of the Jedi

scrapple

I wrote about what it means that the US House Committee on Education and the Workforce released a report on campus antisemitism focused on my college, and yet they never bothered to speak to me, the one full-time Jewish Studies professor at that college. forward.com/opinion/8197...

It is lesbian visibility week, the one week of the year where we do not have to take turns keeping watch against lesbian attacks

Great question! No.

I see people questioning what use this could have, but consider that we’re closer than ever to building a robot that can run away when you catch it stealing a pie from your windowsill

I think about this every 3 days

boys have "hot dog swag," men have

All for one and one for all is a terrible way to run a business

Did you bring enough consciousness for the rest of the class?

LGB TM

Email sent to all staff, students and the greater university community at large that just says "no worries."

i posting through t

They're cowards for not doing this.

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I don't know if anyone else has noticed this, but the delivery robots are getting more aggressive. I miss when they were timid