hope this person is having a happier holiday season this year

if we constantly showed each other the worst of everything every day do you think that would help us or do you think that would make us wanna stay inside, not see anyone, and scupper any chances of creating and maintaining a community that isn't based around doom posting into the void?

can't find any christmas wrapping paper in the cupboard but i have found about 300 pages of notes from a two week stay on a mental health ward in america... maybe i could wrap gifts in that?

accidentally doubled up on my tadalafil and now i'm terrified i'm gonna pop a stauner walking round the shopping centre

think my life is really gonna turn around in the new year once i get a cute haircut and my eyebrows done and stop acting like a fucking idiot

me when the other queers turn up with the latest whimsy delivery

i think anthony joshua should fight mr beast next

christ, the panic during a simple parcel pickup from the nextdoor neighbour when she asked how i am and what i've been up to. hit her with the "yea, well, been busy, you know!" and not "terrible! every day is another step towards losing all will to live!" so i think i got away with it.

slipped over on the bike, but i was very brave and didn't cry* *until i got indoors an hour later

thank you accuweather and etsy, that's christmas presents sorted for all the thrupenny bit lovers in my life

aidan meehan did some painting books (colouring books but encouraging you to make your own tempera and glair from eggs) made up of small details from lindisfarne and kells redrawn to fill a sheet of a4. i should get them again

lindisfarne gospels thigh tattoos

sucks to find a really nice doomy droning riff and then realise you're basically playing 'i wanna be your dog' two steps down at half speed

just bollocksed two fellas for arguing about their car accident in the middle of the road. it worked. they've shut up and traffic flow has gone back to normal. i feel powerful

got some of those earplugs for autistic people. they work. now i have to wear them all the time because my house sounds sharp now? and buy another pair just in case these get lost? fuck sake

fucking hell there's a high chance there's gonna be a pic of me on a local news website captioned SWEATY CYCLIST GRUMPY DUE TO INCONVENIENT BRIDGE CLOSURE or the like

I KNEW IT

what was shit about martin parr was all his photos were of two things. he was obsessed with juxtaposition to the point no image ever stood on its own. and grouped together they became monotonous with him constantly nudging you from the other side of the camera

a load of cars were driving up and down the street with those horns that play tunes. they were at it for an hour. think i've lost my mind a wee bit

local woman in floods after being blindsided by 'ca' the yowes'... AGAIN

all i want for christmas is a break from constant grief and loneliness, but unfortunately it's compounded instead. ah well!

fuzzed out from a migraine i just poured coffee into a glass of soluble co-codamol. it's... not bad? kind of like espresso and tonic

just seen i got my email confirmation for the gender clinic, only takes five months for them to let you know you've been referred. not confident i'll ever see the inside of that place tbh

i think i would look hot with 51 tattoos

now that i have one tattoo my brain wants fifty more

@deeboom.bsky.social really taking it on the chin that she can't join the wi anymore

the ladies at m&s were very good at their thing even tho i was very self conscious about having a bunch of burned hair directly beneath my skin. and now to celebrate @deeboom.bsky.social is gonna poke a moth into my arm

lol i just found out portrayal of guilt played in notts tonight fuck my fucking life

they've got all them hand emojis doing all sorts but not one of the wanking sign. shame

reached the "do you believe in fate" stage of the relationship with my laser therapist

getting ready for laser after 4 hours sleep, thank you adhd you have once again kicked my arse

The utter legend that is Sophie (@onlycans.bsky.social) is putting herself through the mill to run the Valencia marathon, and as if that wasn't impressive enough she's also fundraising to help @stargocks64.bsky.social and me to fund our voice surgery. Incredible scenes of trans solidarity 🏳️‍⚧️🙏🏻🏳️‍⚧️🙏🏻🏳️‍⚧️

at a costume party tonight. theme is '90s icons, so i'm trans dean bradfield

hole (glastonbury '99) sparklehorse (atp '07) stars of the lid (st michaels newcastle '08) grouper (cluny newcastle '11) john prine (portland zoo '17) been debating what i should delete or include in this list with dee for the past half hour. i like other stuff tho. you get that right? and i'm cool

🤞🏻

pint and a shot (guinness and estradiol enanthate)

i didn't take any hot pics under the chandelier, unless you're hot for a woman with a long ol' pair o' legs

they should let me rub folio 34r of the book of kells over my naked body

what nah sorry i can't hear you over how SICK my new rucksack is

fucking hell looks like someone's been grooming a bichon frise in this flixbus toilet

turns out crying my eyes out at the ØXN gig and then eating falafel wraps naked in bed with @deeboom.bsky.social fucking whips

with a verse or two of singing this fine chorus...

dad and brother are forcing me to watch a bunch of sweaty twinks chase each other around an exclusive club lit up by neon (las vegas grand prix)

government decided i'm too mental to be in public so they pay me to stay home

where the alternative girlies at. are you coming to the alternative night. it's at the alternative bar. get your best alternative fit on. there's an alternative dj playing alternative music. they're serving alternative drinks.

guinness from the can after chips from the chippy tastes exactly like the guinness at the cricket club in the north east where i'd get stotting with my grandad on sundays. i'm on some proustian shit rn

i think some methods of grieving aren't very beneficial. sanitised, respectable, stripped of heart and tooth. whenever it is i go, i beg not to be mourned that way