riff from pig by sparklehorse so good. bury me in riff from pig by sparklehorse

bought some lovely denby today, they were selling it for a song. the pattern name is [slur]

unless you are posting about jesse singal to let everyone know he got out of a helicopter too enthusiastically and his head sprayed open like a can of silly string going under a car tyre i don't need to hear about him. thanks

The girls (me and @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social) are on the stout the neet

cats don't do as they're told because they know we fear god and are therefore unworthy of their respect

putting up net curtains in my living room and listening to fugazi, looking forward to tomorrow morning when i can get up and sit in my living room listening to fugazi in a state of undress

can't believe this cunt cut up @deeboom.bsky.social and me on the dual carriageway

starting to think @deeboom.bsky.social might be some kind of pervert

correctly gendered at the starling murmuration

i was hoping to generate some engagement with this but it seems like the project has run its course

my family are blocked from seeing my insta stories so i figured it was safe to post the bialetti man ridin'. got a new follower this morning. my aunt. oh no

the artist the art

Experimenting with my new tattoo stencil printer and some Dettol while @superdonkeypiss.bsky.social works on her passion project (the Bialetti man throwin' it back)

the shape refinement/idea stage is going well 😌

pissing myself every day until i smell like piss: day 1

what a grand day in the sun with my baby. someone said i'm a lucky lass and i can't help but agree 🩷🩷🩷 happy valentines day

i don't "serve cunt" i "deserve cunt" get it right

[john lennon voice] tentacle dildo slips on the lube, down the mirror when i'm masturbating push it back in

i want to live in the universe where kurt cobain transitioned and richard patrick sang "hey girl, nice dick"

doing the pots at my gf's gaff: what a fun little chore to do! i sure am glad to help out a little bit doing the pots at mine: what the fuck is this? why the fuck is this dirty? who the fuck used this? it can't have been me. fuck this shit

just seen a lass strutting while eating a sausage roll, no paper bag, greasy pastry right in the hand. queen shit

that lion looks like me when i'm trying to suck a girl's dick without moving from laying next to her in bed

saved you a click: it's pornogrind

mad how american football released one ep and one album before breaking up and never got back together for any lacklustre reunion albums or put out a load of cash-in merch to capitalise on the popularity of their tiny but perfect discography

transmisogyny is not being able to bike ride to my doctor appt so i can wear a skirt and look like a real girl (not faking)

sometimes she does her shot and i feel better cus i look up and there's a hot dyke showing me her butt. right there! wow

wakefield is responsible for SO much suffering. from direct deaths and lifelong disabilities due to vaccine denial, the furthering stigma of autistic people and increased demand for aba, all the way to denying kids puberty blockers and hormones. hell is not hot enough for that cunt.

fan-art of the bialetti man taking it raw

beating the dysphoria by looking in the mirror and saying "andre the giant was actually pretty cool"

RT if you're tired

if you can split an apple in half with your hands you are a lesbian

picked up a nice teapot, but didn't find either of these on today's charity ship trawl. ah well, next time

all i want in life is a salt glazed stoneware butter crock and a fat arse that jiggles when i walk

talking to my smart meter like i'm ben kingsley in sexy beast (2000)

turns out the dilberito does NOT cure prostate cancer

this is gross. but does anyone else remember how 'cross bones style' is inspired by and about south african orphans whose parents were killed by the diamond trade, and how cat power went on to do music for a de beers ad

slightly diminish a band: and you will assume it's us by the trail of dead

porn mags in the woods

the stumble

sloppy from a girl who just demolished a whole bag of jakemans

always funny to me that this is the same man

lotr pitch ideas: - destroy every copy of the hobbit films - lobotomise peter jackson - fit andy serkis with a shock collar that goes off within 500m of any mocap studio

my soul is the shape of a cooling tower

ruin two bands by combing them: the gerogerigoogoodolls

once rode a lift in gatwick airport with lionel blair. he reeked of fags

been masking up in public to make sure i don't get my gf sick post-surgery, and all the good liberal folk out there look at me like i'm mental 👍🏻 very cool

hope this person is having a happier holiday season this year

if we constantly showed each other the worst of everything every day do you think that would help us or do you think that would make us wanna stay inside, not see anyone, and scupper any chances of creating and maintaining a community that isn't based around doom posting into the void?

can't find any christmas wrapping paper in the cupboard but i have found about 300 pages of notes from a two week stay on a mental health ward in america... maybe i could wrap gifts in that?