You will be visited by three spirits

"uwu" is categorized as an emoticon, though it has a vocalization (I say "oo-woo"). However, it's not an onomatopoeia (e.g. "splash", "burp", or "twice baked potato"), as it represents an image as opposed to a sound. Is there a word for that?

YouTube hates this one weird trick.

Haven't done a fuck Google in a while. Fuck Google.

== Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen == In my mid-20s, I had a Geocities "shows I'd been to" page. Funny enough, recently, I stumbled upon *my* site. A bot must've scraped Geocities to archive it. And that introduces me just as much as the list: www.geocities.ws/erichwanh/

"69" "Nice" "..." "..." "... do you know what a credit score is, sir?"

I've got a iPhone 16, no streaming services. Just offline media, curated by me. I prefer it to an older iPod because more space (500gb) and more media options (video, etc). But old iPods can be better than new devices, and offline media is the way to go.

I have a nagging suspicion I know what television current tech billionaires were watching in the '80s.

There is an incredible amount of literacy necessary to read a mirror.

Guys, I'm sorry. There's a mistake. Moonlight, you guys won NYC Mayor. This is not a joke.

Google doing NYC fucking dirty today.

On! DeezNuts, on! DoorDash On! Platner, on! Vixen On top of old Smokey With the dog from The Simpsons

I'm at that awkward age where I relate to standup comics that complain about their age. You know, when you're just looking to laugh, and a comedian goes "DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN SHIT INCORRECTLY AND THROW OUT YOUR BACK!?"

That guy from Home Alone 2

I'm not complaining. I'm just saying the hotel made a choice.

If you vote for me, I promise to abolish single bathroom hotel rooms meant for multiple people. Where am I running? From everything.

"I'll be back next week", he says to no one.

"Do you know what 6-7 means?" "No, but do you know why 6 was afraid of 7?" "Why?" "Well, when an oligarch owns the news, and 7 believes in the wrong god..."

There are two doughs inside of you.

Small ray of light. youtu.be/QMtUnZs3xd0

People would rather subject themselves to gambling ads, than pirate a live sports feed, or watch a game later. If that's the cost of sports spoilers, y'all are legitimately damaged.

"Ain't nothin' in the rules that says an Alaskan malamute can't be HOA president" "Part 6, subsection B" "... your recall of that was unnerving."

#MusicSky Void scream: I want to find a very niche community, or start one, and there's literally no blueprint for how to go about it. I want to find likeminded people who specialize in media completionism for artists, regardless of medium. When I see people "deep dive" any artist's oeuvre, 1/

I had to read A Tale Of Two Cities in 6th grade. Refused to read him since. You can say school scared the (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) he was a boring twat. Oh, sorry. Dickens out of me. Scared the Dickens out of me.

I'm here for the protest

I am unsusceptible to propaganda, according to my horoscope.

"It touched me" "I really felt that" "Moving" These are all the kind words people have said about my spider collection.

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#caturday "We bought Satie a new cat bed."