People would rather subject themselves to gambling ads, than pirate a live sports feed, or watch a game later. If that's the cost of sports spoilers, y'all are legitimately damaged.

"Ain't nothin' in the rules that says an Alaskan malamute can't be HOA president" "Part 6, subsection B" "... your recall of that was unnerving."

#MusicSky Void scream: I want to find a very niche community, or start one, and there's literally no blueprint for how to go about it. I want to find likeminded people who specialize in media completionism for artists, regardless of medium. When I see people "deep dive" any artist's oeuvre, 1/

I had to read A Tale Of Two Cities in 6th grade. Refused to read him since. You can say school scared the (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) he was a boring twat. Oh, sorry. Dickens out of me. Scared the Dickens out of me.

I'm here for the protest

I am unsusceptible to propaganda, according to my horoscope.

"It touched me" "I really felt that" "Moving" These are all the kind words people have said about my spider collection.

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#caturday "We bought Satie a new cat bed."

Happy No Kings day, for all who celebrate.

Define your music tastes with 8 artists: All time faves: * Michael Jackson * Pink Floyd * Metallica * The Cure Current faves: * Electric Callboy * Knocked Loose * Sleep Token * Pete & Bas

EDEN AND BACK AGAIN, by SLEEP TOLKIEN

Social media seems to be very lacking in the "social" department. I see people talking *at* or *to* other people, but not with them. I've seen people with literally 100x my follower count, and the same engagement (0). That's not "social" media. This will be a void scream, but fuck it. 1/

Our leaders

"Whoop Whoop" is echojuggalocation.

Me: "-- somatic bleaching." Alex: "Semantic." Me: "Oh, yeah, getting words confused." Alex: "Yeah, somatic bleaching is what you do to your asshole" Me: "This is scholastic terrorism"

I will talk to anyone all day about how fucking raw TMNT was back in the B&W comic days. This is what got me into them. The '87 cartoon was great, but for entirely different reasons.

I'm writing an inclusive pornography. It's called "Right Up My Ally".

"Hey Dad, can I Sbarro the car?" "No." "... at least acknowledge my pun." "No, you pizza shit." "..." "..." "... thanks, Dad"

Man, fuck Google, but fuck that douche harder. Even Google translate was like "... bruh".

"They're illegally getting personal information, and using it to track and obtain people" "You know what this means. We need to--" "Put all our information on organized lists and give it directly to the government" "... sorry what?" "Yes, for the protests. They need to be official and on the books."

Literally the worst.

"You're quoted as saying 'I hope you fucking die'. Can you elaborate?" "You're taking that out of context." "My apologies. The context was 'I hope you fucking die, Janelle'." "Thank you."

Dorian

"The next Tom Scott? Man talks alone in field answering question no one asked"