Twitch chat has agreed upon the fact that I have the condition known as "Pixar Mom Ass"

I sincerely hope this man continues to make tradcaths mad by acting in ways completely consistent with catholicism, but my fellow lefties remain aware that he is likely to keep acting in ways completely consistent with catholicism (pos AND derogatory)

sam "never had a sensible thought in his life" atlman should be ground up into a fine paste and then examined by scientists to create some form of revolutionary unlimited smokeless fuel source. its unlimited because we can always grind up more billionaire failsons

we live in the stupidest timeline, part the infinite

this is what sub-zero sees when he closes his eyes

if the highlighted part is true then it would explain a lot about Discord experimenting with Persona and let's be honest, "because the UK sucks" explains way more in general than it has any right to (source: arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...)

blaming the level of surveillance they're doing on cryptocurrency assholes because of AML/KYC is reductive at best, but it's also fun to shit on them so i'm going to assign partial blame to the coinfuckers anyway

me normally: an extremely secular jew who has only ever lived in coastal states me when pope leo craps on jd vance: *extremely chicago accent* da pope babyyyyy

it is not enough to disable the feature that produces an AI summary of my emails at the top of my emails in gmail, I need a button that delivers an electrical shock to the person who thought it was a good idea

BlueSky has invented a new form of ban where they ban you but it’s not a ban so you can’t appeal it because you haven’t been banned even though you’re banned.

several years ago i was at a professional event with someone who was surprised that people get banned from social media

"Bedford Borough Council holds no authority over the Council of Nicaea and was not responsible for the creation of the moon 4.53billion years ago."

I keep seeing folks say they'll just accept a Teen Friendly account on Discord rather than scan or ID and I don't know if I wanna mass normalize leaving NSFW pals out in the cold yet again. Especially with all the censorship stuff goin on I think we gotta stand with the freaks now more than ever.

I hope X-men keeps naming terrible futures after bible books because eventually they're gonna get to Joel or Daniel and I think it'd be really funny to make marketing try and hype "Age of James"

pritzker isn't perfect, but this is way more likely to push me in the direction of "roll my eyes if needed and vote for him anyway" than any of Newsom's shit

the main issue i have with the "just switch to linux" thing is that it has become like veganism, or electric cars shifting the burden of "not participating in evil" from the corporation to the consumer and adding more friction to your daily life

"We owe conspiracy theorists a huge apology" No we fucking don't. They were talking about a secret conspiracy of gay trans Jewish lizard people. The Epstein files uncovered a conspiracy of rich, straight, white, right-wing Christian men, which these motherfuckers never even considered.

Here's what TikTok has been doing to our work & art without our consent.

the more of this i read the more i feel like i should be tagging people i know well worth paying the big bucks for a cameo

My first light novel is available now! CRINGE WIZARD is an isekai tale about a guy who gets reborn as a quest NPC in the terrible TTRPG campaign he ran as a teenager. Get it here: itch: ettin.itch.io/cringe-wizard DriveThruFiction (print soon!): www.drivethrufiction.com/en/product/5...

It's taking a while because I have to go through all 70k+ words and put in the italics manually. At least this dude's writing is alright

there is an extremely simple answer to the "abandon trans rights" folks and it is "no" and also "fuck you"

finally got caught up and watched AEW Grand Slam Australia gotta be honest, i was kind of hoping for "MJF/Brody match ends as a tie, Revolution turns into a 3-way match"

Hello gang! I offer you a new installment of #MagpieLibations, where I post recipes for some historical drinks! And today I'm going to show you my version of Hippocras, a medieval spiced wine that was very popular in Europe for centuries!

people wonder why the backlash to Newsom-as-Democratic-nominee is so fierce even this far out, and the answer is really straightforward: there is an entire network of guys who are manufacturing consent for candidates like Newsom to sell out on trans issues because it's the "pragmatic" thing to do

Not gonna lie, I'm looking forward to 'Gamer Rage' being directed at AI Bros. www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...

Things you should never let your D&D party have: The Alchemical Jar I give you maximum one session before they attempt to waterboard somebody with mayonnaise.

Figure I should share a post I saw myself for once :p

Shoutout to the time locals in the UK wanted dangerous stretch of road fixed so the councillor came out and did a live interview about how it was fine actually during which an accident happened www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Qir...

more bird sports teams win please i need to see their dick and ass

Do you know what's not accessible? Writing "a11y" in any article or documentation I will accept it as a convenience in APIs since developers are lazy and can't spell, but fuck off with using it in text

Here it is, your moment of zen.

25 years ago today, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US began its worldwide invasion on @newgrounds.com.

Just did this. "Rude" is essentially a shadowban and is capriciously applied. "Rude or impolite, including crude language and disrespectful comments, without constructive purpose." Dudes, your CEO was shrieking "Waffles!" at people.

Since it seems like everyone is posting one of the two clips about the AEW "FUCK ICE!" moment from last night's "Last Week Tonight" top story segment on HBO in isolation, without context or the other clip, here's an edit that includes both AEW clips in their proper context from the segment.

This fandom has a reputation for being "suspiciously wealthy" but the truth is most furries just love and value art and people so much that they want to use their money for art and supporting artists so they can make a living doing what they love. It's a cycle of genuine passion I think.

re:your "Ace Ventura goes to Epstein Island" script—we like the concept. We th ink its very good. But it borrows too many jokes from AV1 & 2

Also, a version with a more detailed background that I maybe got too carried away with hehe

If I were a Democrat concerned about winning elections and was hearing that a significant number of voters wouldn’t support Gavin Newsom in 2028, I would simply stop pushing Gavin Newsom in 2026.

I’ve learned more about interpersonal dynamics, management, and technical writing in the last year running a WoW guild than I did during my stint as a corporate middle manager who regularly trained people this is less an endorsement of World of Warcraft and more a criticism of middle management

the story behind the photo www.wyomingnews.com/features/tod...

Owner: "Okay here's our budget for the project that's happening in three months" @natashasimmsart.bsky.social: "Cool, here's everything we need sourced, priced, and listed by priority." Owner: "Okay I know we said it was X Amount a month ago, but can you do it for less?" Natasha: "..."

The AI bros (who clearly don't understand AI) in the comments are hilarious. "ask stupid questions, get stupid answers". LLMs have no concept of how intelligent a question is, and they certainly were not designed to deliberately give stupid responses if they deem your question too stupid. 1/?

I mean, a Swarovski Shrek does easily fit into both the "would never pay actual money for" category and the "worth buying just to say you own one" category

"we put bombs on an eagle. this represents the united states" y'know what, fair

loud FUCK ICE chants tonight at AEW Grand Slam Australia

Crazy that Costco’s we value our customers message is so much more effective than everyone else telling us to fuck off

sorry us government, i appreciate the gift but you still can't be my valentine