Dammit, my worst nightmare NFC title game

Don’t forget your 2 packets of soilent green salsa

Imma go with “NO”

Remember when it was 2-0 hawks? Pepperidge Farm remembers

Everything sucks and I hate it

How about those Hawks

If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before) Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...

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Only Tyler Bertuzzi could miss the net by 4 feet from 2 feet away

Get yourself a badass comic with a cover by the Immortal Daniel Warren Johnson and help some folks fight ICE in Minnesota.

Kershaw wasn’t gonna let Trevor Bauer be the only bozo with a 32.00 era against 3rd tier Korean hitters

Kershaw wasn’t gonna let Trevor Bauer be the only bozo with a 32.00 era against 3rd tier Korean hitters

GWAR-Dido

Ricochet ditching the Eagles hat. Weak.

The gofundme for that factory worker who called Trump a pedophile protector is at like $300k. Funniest possible outcome of this is everyone rushing to do the same thing in the hopes of getting paid

“Welcome to ‘Whiskey Friday,’ brought to you by Tears of The Left Bourbon. I’m Tony Dickpills, and my guest tonight is… [checks notes; visibly grimaces] …yet again, your friend and mine, Deuce Bigalo, Male Gigalo!”

Fuckin hero shit right there

all the gravitas of the set from win ben stein’s money

I guess one bright side of climate change is I can grill kabobs in the middle of January now.

Daniel Warren Johnson continues to be the GOAT.

Having to give Katie pun props twice in one week goes against everything I believe in, but when she’s right, she’s right

There’s gotta be a dumbass GM out there who wants to buy high on Bortuzzi

This is how you do messaging, as opposed to the mealy-mouthed garbage currently being workshopped in Schumer and Jeffries’ offices

These Oilers sweaters are the most “graphic design is my passion” clipart garbage I think I’ve seen so far this season

It's worth your time to call Hilton to cancel your account with them. 1-800-446-6677. Here's why: They asked me if it was because of the ICE thing. I said it was. Then they suggested I wait a couple days to see if they were going to change course. The pressure is getting to them. Let's keep it up.

This is the sort of statement that was expected from every university president and law firm partner over the last year. That those statements weren’t made played a huge part in where we are now and people will remember.

Tough call, but here we go:

Kyle Shanahan using bench players like me cooking in a weird AirBnB kitchen. Knife is tongs now. Spatula is butter knife.

And then what happened?

Sigh. Let’s get this over with. Go Niners.

Tony Romo in a 30 second span: “Play calling is more important here than ever” “I think whoever wins this game has a chance to go to the Super Bowl” “If you don’t breathe enough, you could die” Incredible stuff.

Help us Obi Trent Kenobi. You’re our only hope.

Hell yeah kid.

Drew Commes-hoooooooooo

Welp, guess I’ll throw the Hawks game on.

Dallas Stars Fraud Watch: Code Teal

Bryce Young:

Watching Thompson like this makes Pang’s rant about Binnington the other night even funnier

Not the best audition for Korch tonight

That…that was a fucking shot by Moore

Rep. @AOC: I understand that Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, and I do not. That is a fundamental difference between Vance and I. I do not believe that the American people should be assassinated in the street.

Blues

Ahhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

This is the only time I will ever encourage Katie like this