I really wanna shove Ken Rosenthal into a locker

Team USA never stood a chance

Me watching Brad Keller fuck up in the WBC

Love something like the White Sox love soft tissue injuries

Having 6 months off of hearing Ken Rosenthal and Mark DeRosa on my TV speakers was nice.

Kyle Teel

Team Italy has a bunch of guys who’s last names sound like they worked for Al Capone, and also Kyle Teel

/christopher walken voice: Good-night, moon Good-night. Sphere Good-night all, Within range, that can hear

the last WWE employee out the door hustling to the airport with the Crown Jewel championship belts

Lol

I’ve seen a lot of special guests at various concerts throughout my career but the Blue Man Group last night was up there

@slessard.bsky.social Pnut went with the 6 string bass tonight. When will you come over the top with an 8-string?

There’s nothing wrong with realizing you’re old and need to take the occasional song off during a show to sit down

patriotism re-entering my body the second kyle schwarber drills a 500 foot dinger off the british

It’s time

This is literally cooler than anything I've seen in any baseball movie

Sitting at a bar in Vegas playing video poker and this dude just sat down next to me and is super pumped watching Puerto Rico come back against Panama. The WBC is so much fun

Imma drive the pyramid

Infinite Source is one of the best songs the Deftones have done, and that’s saying a lot

In Vegas for a concert weekend and there’s both a UFC fight AND the Minnesota Wild are in town. Just a gigantic collection of the worst kind of people. It’s like the cantina scene in Star Wars

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

“You miss 100 percent of the dogs you don’t shoot.”

Markwayne Mullin is the most “defensive coordinator the whole team hates” option we have

There’s GOT to be a meatball GM out there dying to add some performative “leadership” for their playoff push. Pity Toronto sucks, this screams “The Maple Leaf Way”

Watching my Grandma be exposed to MJF for the first time is sending me.

Can’t believe the Oilers didn’t want him

Love something like Kyle from Chicago loves taking on other team’s garbage for a lotto ticket 5 years down the road

People who watch the NFL scouting combine and aren’t journalists are weirdos of the highest order

Every time I see Burakovsky on my screen it’s immediately followed by a “Jesus, he fucking sucks”

Can’t wait to see Twins fans reactions when Buxton gets hurt running out of the dugout before the first pitch

The Dodgers doing what we all wish the owners of our teams would do has broken everyone’s brains.

The Dodgers doing what we all wish the owners of our teams would do has broken everyone’s brains.

Pulling myself out of the constant existential dread and laughing far more than I have in awhile

Kinda surprised Davidson couldn’t sucker Bowman to take Burakovsky as well.

Why is this forcibly reminding me of all the Saddam body doubles living in the Bluth model home in season 3 of Arrested Development

Oilers fans figuring out StanBow being a pud is never not amusing

Gang, I think the Mammot might be cooked

I will destroy her

Foligno scoring 250 goals says more about the quality of the NHL than his actual ability

Burakovsky is so bad. Like…really fucking bad.

Why does it sound like there’s multiple leaking tanks of helium in the Hawks booth?

Imma go to the nerd store and buy some comic books to try and not think about world war 3 for a bit. Any recommendations? I already buy too much but don’t really care right now

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Got up for my 5:30 am overtime shift today and what the fuck

there are a lot of people working in the government right now who want to intentionally trigger an apocalypse to create the conditions for the return of jesus christ and I know how crazy that sounds but its absolutely true

When a company in an industry built on hype tells you that a use case is a bad idea—and actually dangerous—that means it’s a *catastrophically* bad idea.

“see muted replies” is always a real “dead dove do not eat” situation for me