them: you can't just bdsm your way out of your problems me, who already fixed his med compliance thru a D/s dynamic: fucking watch me

Not watched the video yet but again reminding folks that when talks of a conversion therapy ban got some traction in the UK, a sitting politician said on TV that a ban would make many doctors criminals. Like that wasn't the fucking point.

them: you can't just bdsm your way out of your problems me, who already fixed his med compliance thru a D/s dynamic: fucking watch me

what's the saying again? "one man's trash is just their shitty opinion" or something??? if you want chips and queso, you can literally just order chips and queso

i have very normal hobbies

I don't know if there's ever been a culture more in love with charlatans than ours. "Success" defined entirely by how good you are at tricking people into giving you money. An entire country of aspiring slop merchants

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

Tired of living in a country run by politicians and tech oligarchs who are constantly painting tunnels on rock faces and going “this is the cool tunnel everyone in the future will use, if you don’t run straight into it right now you’ll be left in the dust.”

The correct answer here is HONEYCRISP APPLES because apple farmers despise them, they require a ton more pesticides & fungicides to grown than other apple varieties, they’re expensive, and we could be eating soooo many other delicious apples right now if we were free from the honeycrisp stranglehold

i have very normal hobbies

well now who amongst the millions of people who saw this coming saw this coming

I designed NoFrillDos because i believe that safe sex toys should be accessible to everyone.

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"but what's in your pants?" "oh, y'know"

nonbinary pussy gets YOU pregnant

well shit, they absolutely nailed me 💀 www.buildyourdynamic.com

=New Pinned Post= I'm Amy and I make music. I made an album last year called CREATURE. Please read more if you want some more details. Bandcamp is here: horsecomplexrecords.bandcamp.com/album/creature Tumblr is here: www.tumblr.com/lustytirefire Okay bye.

well shit, they absolutely nailed me 💀 www.buildyourdynamic.com

PSA for Discord's new age verification! If you get hit by it and refuse to give them any ID or face scans as you should, here's a way to just... bypass it. Go to Settings - Family Centre and then just enter a date of birth that's 18+ It's really that simple. Give them nothing.

No single step forward defeated fascists of the past. It was an accumulation of steps, big and small, that ultimately led to the downfall. Years of steps, in fact. Negating those steps because you're sad mad whatever is counterproductive to the end goal. Marathon, not a sprint.

I understand everyone's drowning in misery, but every push back against his regime is progress even if it doesn't feel like it. Countering every bit of good news with a bunch of WHY IT DOESN'T MATTER REALLY demoralizes people. Demoralized people? Stop fighting. Consider this a moment.

Someone a decade+ younger than I asked me if I saw the Matrix in theaters and how cool that must have been

the zune people are fed up with being called stupid and worthless

instructions unclear, swallowed the wrong sword

all the right people are losing today and i feel great

The Last Days of the Dinosaurs 🦖 ☄️ 🌱 🐆 When the Earth Was Green 🌊 🌱🌲🪷 and soon Tyrant Lizard Queen 🥚 🦖 🩵 🍖

“Your order of Killer Sharks is out for delivery.” Oh good.

it's his birthday today, btw trump's birthday is june 14th, but we really don't need to wait; after all, who doesn't love an early birthday present?

As part of my reporting on children held in immigrant detention in Dilley, Texas, I’ve gotten to review some medical records from the facility. This is where ICE brought 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos. One detail that has gnawed at me: The medical forms refer to the children as inmates.

GENERAL CALL FOR HELP: after two years job hunting in toronto things are getting pretty desperate. i am asking again for anyone with any connections to the toronto job market for *any job* to get in contact with me. if you know someone who knows someone, send them my way. boosts welcome

the most LA thing i can imagine is being required by law both federal and local to make accessibility and pedestrian improvements whenever resurfacing streets, but simply Refusing to do anything at all if it meant they'd maybe help anyone outside of a car.

it's his birthday today, btw trump's birthday is june 14th, but we really don't need to wait; after all, who doesn't love an early birthday present?

ENGLAND figured it out?!? ENGLAND?!?

fellow mouth perverts, I highly recommend having someone cup your chin in their hand and casually pet your tongue with their thumb don't worry about the drooling, it's part of the experience 😌✨️

Nazgul is my favourite athlete

literally commenting GUYS SHUT UP MY FAVORITE SHOW IS BACK, IT'S TIME FOR A NEW SEASON OF RAMADAN CATS 💛☪️🐈 on every video of a confused, sleepy-blinking cat at suhoor, wondering why everyone is awake for 4 am breakfast

Y'ALL MY FAVORITE SHOW IS BACK, IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER SEASON OF RAMADAN CATS 🥰🐈☪️

...quite possibly the most literal case of "weird hill to die on, but at least you died"

2026 basically

fellow mouth perverts, I highly recommend having someone cup your chin in their hand and casually pet your tongue with their thumb don't worry about the drooling, it's part of the experience 😌✨️

His name is Nazgul! A gate-crashing dog steals the show at the Olympics : NPR share.google/W47oFZJk3So6...

This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆

AIR BUD RULES WE'RE ALLOWED TO COMPETE

💯👇

oh sure, everyone knows about estrogen rage, which makes you [checks notes] cry over nothing, and stock up on pickles and pints of ice cream don't even get me started on trans men and brutal fist fights over emotional support rotisserie chickens in the costco

Elon posted this yesterday. Just for fun I did it with my before/after cancer PET scans that I had already posted online. In the "before" scan Grok missed the massive tumor lighting up my liver, and in both scans it flagged a non-existent "area of concern" in my chest. Other than that, works great!

We're horseposting post your horses.