I have leftover catfish and grits that I really want to eat for lunch at work, so I'm trying to decide how much my coworkers will turn against me if I microwave fish.

To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us.

The Democratic Party's approval rating is in the toilet, and the main reason is voters see Dem leaders and prominent members acting like things are basically okay instead of fighting like there's an emergency. Slot "my friend Lindsey Graham, so funny, how great to work with him" comments into that.

Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed.

I love with someone terrible dies and the mood online is welcome to jazz brunch

Elected Democrats: decorum won’t love you back

wait WHAT

Fucking come on with this Messi kick

ACAB includes VAR

Thank you as always to Soccer Computer for making the cool thing not happen retroactively

Do not reward flops

Vivek Ramaswamy, stay away from Cuco's Taqueria. Cursing a good business.

I wonder how they decided on age 7. What's the story here?

Just now a woman with a stroller walked by and I thought, is that the joint armed forces band singing "Let's Go Crazy"?! Yes, her baby was watching the Trump fireworks on a phone.

I hear frogs in this cornfield.

ICE is engaged in a very large escalation nationwide, with the agency claiming to be hitting record arrest numbers amid the return of quotas. This has gotten very little attention from the media because ICE learned lessons from the chaotic disasters of Kristi Noem’s tenure. Keep a watch.

Nostalgia is an on-ramp to fascism

Oh, shit. I hope this ends up OK.

Welp.

I blame Trump for whatever goalie catastrophe we just witnessed.

One minute of believing

Do men really think women who are raped by guys they know are going to press charges and win the case, getting some kind of closure that is worth the additional trauma? I have news for you about how often women quietly deal with rape.

Wouldn’t it be nice if a woman talking about her assault didn’t always, every fucking time, turn in to Discourse. Wouldn’t it be nice if we all just said fuck that guy and went on about our lives without him in it. Wouldn’t it be nice if we didn’t have to spend all day arguing about that.

If you're not outraged, you should be

Wow, Kelley's Island got 17 inches of rain!

Really feel for Balogun, who didn't ask for any of this, and now must navigate the fallout of our racist, immigrant-hating mob boss of a president intervening on his behalf.

Donald Trump has ruined the USMNT match tonight, and I believe that even as a person who thinks the red card was too harsh.

Just fell down an internet rabbit hole in which people think Taylor Swift is in a lavender marriage.

Joel Pett on the Narcissist in Chief.

This is just songs Donald Trump likes, not anything having to do with the holiday.

That is a lot of fireworks on the teevee.

So, are the DC fireworks happening on the 5th of July?

Columbus is foggy and smoky and creepy.

Clintonville fireworks were intense!

Why does it look smoky at the Canada-Morocco game? Fireworks? My TV?

My son just sent this pic of our cat. Happy July 4th!

Actually found a mildly cool breeze on a bridge downtown for Red, White, and Boom 🎆

LFG!

Unpopular opinion: Messi, ugh.

This interview with @justinjpearson.bsky.social is a good way to keep yourself motivated to fight for this country. open.spotify.com/episode/1ZNK...

Idk if the great American experiment is worth saving but I do know that the human beings living here and having to put up with this shit are worth every ounce of effort that we can muster. Celebrate each other this weekend, however that looks to you.

This is one of the dumbest ideas to come out of the Trump administration. No private entity will pick up public health funding, because it is not in their financial interest. Furthermore, NIH is the entity studying the potential toxicity of everyday chemicals that MAHA claims to care about.

I hate dreams in which I need to text someone but my phone is almost out of battery and cannot open a texting app, just random nonsensical tabs or windows.

Amy Acton, come on. Couldn't you at least not get baited into saying anything at all?

getting mad at "switch off your lights" is hilarious "NO I WILL LEAVE THEM ON AND PAY HIGHER BILLS THIS IS MY DREAM" pls pretend to be a serious person

My employer (with a large campus) is turning off lights and supplementing with generator power this afternoon per AEP request. Does not inspire confidence in the power grid.

It's embarrassing to be a veterinarian whose dog has to be muzzled for exams by other veterinarians. Even I cannot trim her nails anymore. Her basic personality:

Just saw an especially dirty attack ad against Amy Acton for Governor. Sent her a donation in protest.

When I become FIFA boss, only intentionally violent non-soccer moves are reds.

Catastrophic