My parents heard a cricket chirping in the drain of one of their bathroom sinks for a couple of days last week. They put a plastic hair snake down the drain and left it overnight. The next morning, a lil cricket had used it as a ladder and was waiting in the sink bowl to be relocated outside.

Won't be around much the next couple of days for Rosh Hashanah. May we all be inscribed in the Book of Life for a healthy and safe new year. May this be the year of universal liberation for everyone. Free Palestine, from the river to the sea.

Good Lord, this is grotesque for a funeral.

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

The Moo Moo car wash is in shambles. The lever arm that allows one car at a time to enter broke off, the vacuum nozzle broke off, and a young man was dancing and shouting all over the vacuum parking area while his dad (?) vacuumed. Actually, the last part was kind of great - if unhinged.

If you want to add joy to your life, but also add an annoying daily chore, get a bird bath. It's a whole party out there most of the day.

My dog is old, so I bought steps to help her get up on the bed, but she's also very dumb, so she doesn't understand what they are.

DHS, no.

One of life's mysteries is why no one has ever used the two seats next to my Crew season ticket seats. These are great seats empty every single game.

Photoshop sucks now that it's SaaS instead of software I can buy and install on my computer to use forever.

yes

Pretty excited about these new owl chopsticks.

It's sad that I'm thinking, darn, Jim Tressel is not running for OH Gov. That's where we are.

ppl who say we're cooked or nothing matters or that we won't have future elections or that what's happening now will be what happens forevermore are not only telling you they have basically no historical knowledge but also that they can't distinguish "the end of my world" from "the end of the world"

Nice thread

Don't center your life on romantic partners. They can be important, but not everything.

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The Constitutional right to Goof

Trans rights are not the rights of a tiny minority, trans rights are everyone’s rights to self-determination, control of our bodies, and a society where opportunity and aesthetics are not restricted by sex assigned at birth You should support and defend trans people because trans people are people

If you don't get to make decisions about your own physical body and self-identity, you are not free. It should be a very basic, accepted position.

I really don't want anymore apps. It's enough already.

These people calling for bipartisanship! Even now! It’s a level of delusion that defies credulity.

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

Doesn't seem like a partisan.

LMAO, this was about Luigi.

Someone who says this does not believe in the stated values on which this country was founded and spent 250 years (mostly) trying to reach. And this person is the President? Outrageous.

There's no excuse for the Vice President of the United States to use a heinous killing as an occasion to baselessly frame political opponents as accomplices to murder while threatening to use the power of the government to attack them. This dangerous rhetoric will only fan the flames.

JD Vance Booed  By Own Reflection  In Mirror https://theonion.com/jd-vance-booed-by-own-reflection-in-mirror/

Firing a Black woman for quoting Kirk’s horrific statements about Black women is insane. It seems the Washington Post would rather perform politeness (and demand that the people Kirk harmed do it too) that tell the truth: karenattiah.substack.com/p/the-washin...

I guess the rule is, you can call Kirk a nazi, but only if you mean it as a compliment.

Seems bad.

I know it’s probably because I grew up here, but I’ll be damned if I don’t love a mid-sized Midwestern city.

My house right now

So, are the Bengals just not on TV in Columbus or streaming anywhere? We subscribe to all of these apps, but still no?

The people on the right—they are filled with hate, rage, and misery. I mean look at them, shouty mcshoutfacing on Sunday morning… like, I’m on my porch drinking coffee in sunshine wtf is wrong with you

It should be needless to say, but it is perhaps at this moment worth saying, that transgender individuals have the same right as anyone else to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

This probably makes me a terrible person, but it's creepy how about 90% of Ohio State's football players publicly prays in a bunch of rows on the field at the beginning of the game.

"On the last episode of his show before he was killed," Kirk told "his audience, falsely, that “one in 22 Black men will be a murderer in their lifetime” and that “by age of 23, half of all Black males have been arrested and not enough of them have been arrested.”

Spooky OH-IO

Sorry, folks. Sounds like the civil war has been postponed due to white shooter

95% of the women's shirts at the OSU bookstore are cropped or backless, so I have a chance to do the funniest thing to my kids...

LMAO

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

Lots of bad stuff in here. Also, a young woman 5'8" and 130 lbs was deemed "too big" for him to abuse.

MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence

Man there’s gonna be some dumb shit happening the next little while