if you don't know the current minimum wage in your province, then your opinion on tipping is *not* needed. Just tell your politicians to give people more money #CDNpoli

in 1835, Tocqueville saw the supreme court for what it still is: aristocrats who can self-destruct the entire country with a few votes

To the tune of Dragula

Six Sigma Sweeney

RTO was for the unchecked tall privelege

Pollyanna Wintour

in the mundane era of the climate apocalypse, where it rains for weeks on end, an inconvenience we'll come to long for

VSOP Rocky

Lucy Maud Cuntgomery

We're all 38yo, so the algorithms hit us with the Who Remembers When and Feel Old Yet content. Don't engage!! Nostalgia is an on-ramp to fascism.

I had the reverse of Paris syndrome: it was so dirty, so mundane, and my god it was beautiful for it

POV: you are gonna die in that pit

THC hot sauce when

fascists love to clarify that Turn The Other Cheek was the Come At Me Bro of its day

my key economic indicator is unhinged snack flavours. Flaming Hot White Cheddar Oreos means boom times. If the end-cap is just Classic and BBQ, then it's a recession.

does "cease fire" have a niche technical meaning I'm not aware of? Because ``renewed missile strikes test cease fire`` doesn't sound like a cease fire

my key economic indicator is unhinged snack flavours. Flaming Hot White Cheddar Oreos means boom times. If the end-cap is just Classic and BBQ, then it's a recession.

the gospel according to the benjamins

RTO was for the unchecked tall privelege

Having never used Twitter, I have no grief for the old world. Maybe this is what the whole internet feels like for teenagers today.

You can go a little loopy if you begin thinking of yourself as a Political Operative simply because you post about politics. This is why it's so important to drop an occasional grounding post like "The brain is the ass of the head" to remind yourself that you are just some guy

Having never used Twitter, I have no grief for the old world. Maybe this is what the whole internet feels like for teenagers today.

EV hum or ambient jam? (1/255)

Mother's Maiden Name?

when are they gonna get to the class consciousness factory!??

no more hot takes. I would like takes on ice, even takes at room temp, but please no air fry

woke is hard because Violent Femmes have some cool songs and innovative acoustic bass, but also Critical High Yikes

it is horrific what the US is putting trans children through and any opinionating about it beyond shutting down the premise entirely is participating in the harm and that I even have to say it pisses me off royally to no end my god people have some fucking brains for a second

curves with sharp angles and sinew

posting about nuclear terrorism palestine mormons because tiktok said the CIA ATS ranks my application higher if I'm on the watchlist

posting about nuclear terrorism palestine mormons because tiktok said the CIA ATS ranks my application higher if I'm on the watchlist

bird too much on bluesky: Post Hawk

bird who works in marketing: Ad Hawk

Little Roach library

in my 20s, I used cigarettes to cover weed smell. In my 30s, I used weed to cover the cigarettes. By my 40s, I realized neither works, I just stink.

Hey Google, it's ya boi Xi Jinping, can you remind me of the nuclear launch codes? TYIA!

Take some screenshots now because it's gonna be funny when every single company you apply to silently removes "AI" from its About Us

i hope God is dead because I owe him a lot of money

as a white anglo from Alberta then Québec, I assure you, you don't know enough about sovereignty, because neither do I #CDNpoli

Fool me once, Sinéad O'Connor. Fool me twice, Shane McGowan.

AI The British Museum 🤝 stealing art

Trump's getting into heaven for the same reason as my grandma --- because he hates the Methodists

I've worked on the phone for 20 years. People used to say, "you've got an amazing voice, you should be on the radio"; Now, they ask me if I'm AI. AI stole my joy, not my job.

"are you a person, or is this AI?"

Trump's getting into heaven for the same reason as my grandma --- because he hates the Methodists

private equity friperie

if you filled _anything_ in adulthood stage 3.6b, then you must also complete schedule R-2 on the memories that usually live at this address

did you hear about the horrifying thing that youre powerless to do anything about

Bible fact: Wooly Mammoths were on Noah's ark, but they were Shakers, so

Saint Peter at the pearlies said skill issue