maybe I was naive, but I never interpreted René Girard saying his observations were prescriptive or inevitable, just that it's how we got to where we are

I hate Canadian Halloween. What do you mean you're the Edmund Fitzgerald

I hate Canadian Halloween. What do you mean you're back to work legislation

Canadian men are like vampires --- they need to be invited in. Also they have strong feelings on The Weakerthans

like twins, they finish each other's whispered half sentences

my brother came out of the coma, first with a smug told you so about how well his PayPal stocks did, but then kinda worried that the PayPal guys orchestrate a global fascist resurgence

my brother came out of the coma, but doesn't believe the guy from Fear Factor used his immense cultural influence to elect the guy from The Apprentice president. "Next you're gonna tell me Jeff Probst runs the department of education!" No man, Education is run by the villain from pro wrestling

Listen French food, nobody needs another fucking egg dessert

i hate Canadian halloween. what do you mean en mille neuf cent quatre-vingt-dix

i hate Canadian Halloween. what do you mean you are a runner and i am my father's son

i hate Canadian Halloween. what do you mean you're a ride on a purple airplane

i hate Canadian Halloween. what do you mean you're that one can of maple syrup

I hate Canadian Halloween. What do you mean you're the pit from Street Cents

i hate Canadian Halloween. what do you mean you're the devastating use of Let It Die in My Old Ass

i hate Canadian Halloween. what do you mean you're Rick The Temp Campanelli

i hate Canadian Halloween. what do you mean you're a Leafs fan

i hate Canadian Halloween. what do you mean you're Chris Shepherd Club Cuz 303

i hate Canadian Halloween. what do you mean you look like Shackleton

i hate Canadian Halloween. What do you mean you're Leonard Cohen coming down from the mountain finding his manager stole his money

i hate Canadian Halloween, what do you mean your scummy lakes and the city of Toronto

I hate Canadian Halloween. what do you mean your cat's a nanaimo bar

I hate Canadian Halloween. what do you mean your dog is The Littlest Hobo

I hate Canadian Halloween. what do you mean you're tim hortons pizza

I hate Canadian Halloween. What do you mean you're a house hippo

halloween and new years

I hate Canadian Halloween. What do you mean your couples costume is Hal Johnson and Joanne McLeod

I hate Canadian Halloween. What do you mean your couples costume is smarties and rockets

I hate Canadian Halloween. What do you mean you're back to work legislation

I hate Canadian Halloween. What do you mean you're the pit from Street Cents

I hate Canadian Halloween. What do you mean you're Bryan Adams original master tapes to Summer of 1969 destroyed in the universal music group fire of 2008

I hate Canadian Halloween. What do you mean you're a tar sands land acknowledgment

I hate Canadian Halloween. What do you mean you're submitted for the approval of the midnight society

I hate Canadian Halloween. What do you mean you're Josie Pye

I hate Canadian Halloween. What do you mean you're a part of our heritage

I hate Canadian Halloween. What do you mean you're a house hippo

I hate Canadian Halloween. What do you mean you're the ten second tidy

I hate Canadian Halloween. What do you mean you're a bag of milk

I hate Canadian Halloween. What do you mean you're the original Avril Lavigne who died in 2003

I hate Canadian Halloween. What do you mean you're Québec mon pays

I hate Canadian Halloween. What do you mean you're the 13th man on the field

I hate Canadian Halloween. What do you mean you're the Edmund Fitzgerald

I hate Canadian Halloween. What do you mean you're the northwest passage

I hate Canadian Halloween. What do you mean you're a broken man on a Halifax pier

heady midwives

i'm antifa black bloc belt, but I oppose bike lanes

HRT is the mâle gaze

a second vatican has hit the tower

Tiny Desk Concert: no, no, it's not an unplugged version. It's just not loud enough, kinda hollow. You'll love it!