thats whats up

@mattielubchansky.com need see sasquqtch tattoo. Will trade photo of own.

Listen to Boonta Vista

You'd get laughed off hfboards for this

KYLE DAVIDSON YOU SMALL TOWN CARNIVAL HUCKSTER

holy fuck omg everyone can tell ive never worn this shirt before

I see these mfers taking liberties on our guys bcz we cant afford any cards and im getting the urge to two hand someone

THATS WHAT YOU GET QA5AR

Buchanan is unreal

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Losing HNIC on CBC is complete trash. That's your entry level for fans. I'm so glad I steal EVERYTHING.

One time I took my buddy who's not a hockey fan to see the Cup at event and while waiting in the rain I happened to mention that I'd seen the Cup many times and this wasn't even the real Cup. Still living it down.

these boys be kissin'

Carolina did an underrated job pounding Vegas' D in this series, which really turned the tide once McNabb got his skull blasted.

Torterella is about to become even more unbearable. 50-50 he skips the handshake line, we'll see

Of all the fanbases hating Carter Hart, Vegas should be top of the list

A massive event in Vancouver set for 9pm is very funny to me; someone who would be completely stranded if I didnt leave the city by 1am

Seeing this has aged me terribly

A thread for silly Canadian Graffiti:

Jordan Staal with a goal no one's ever scored before

We're into the 2010's NBA Super Team era of the NHL and this summer will just be the start

If Carolina loses you've probably spent all your good luck and it's over, if Vegas loses your goaltender has been awful and you don't have a contingency.

"Do you put Andersen back in?" Is perhaps the dumbest fucking commentary I've ever heard. Holy SHIT. MAYBE ITS CLOSE NOW BECAUSE THEYVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

Carter Hart completely out of position on that one.

The NHL brings you: two of its brightest Coaching minds fucking up constantly

You could have pulled Andersen and taken a time out and had a chance, now you're fucked

Bussi time

HAHAHAHAHAHA

JIM HILLERING IN RALEIGH

CARTER HART ARE THESE GUYS MAKING YOUR UNCOMFORTABLE?

CARTER HART YOU ARE FAR LESS LIKEABLE THAN JORDAN STAAL A NOTABLE CLOWN

CARTER HART IS THIS UNWELCOME?

FUCK YOU CARTER HART

@murderxbryan.bsky.social talking about Sully Erna being a wild prankster

Bullying my goth wife into wearing colour to a baby shower.

Dude thought a Stuka was dropping out of the sky hahaha

This overtime wont last the time it takes me to post this

Ron McLean shut rhe fuck up challenge

Tried to pull our goalie in a tie game and the whole bench yelled at me. Guys we haven't won a game this spring what are we achieving with a tie lol.

Forza is so goddamn good

Still a firm believer that Kane was juicing his shot totals for some form of gain this season

Self-harm guy with an oral fixation: "Gonna put a fuckin' gum in my mouth"

Dobeš so loveable, very Bryzgalovian

Its that time of year where people are finding tiny injured animals around their yards and then taking to Facebook to ask if there's a local care facility for Shrews. There are still people sleeping on the street if you want to be a helper.

DR ROBBY NO!!

A conspiracy theorists guide to every team winning or losing the 2026 NHL Draft Lottery: Vancouver: For: First year being bad? Calculated tank. League's trying to save the next Canadian broadcast deal and miserable ownership. Against: '70draftLuongocap penaltyAlexBurrowsAaronRomeAllOfThe2011Final

If Winnipeg wins the lottery it will be in part due to Florida winning several absolutely meaningless games at the end and moving up a spot.

Reminder that both these goalies were unbeatable just days ago

I FUCKING KNEW IT!!