Well, fuck this fucking shit. It's not like it was a *great* season for the #ReignFC, but the end of it still hits pretty fucking hard. #NWSL

Can we please hold off on eulogizing Lauren Barnes' career? There's still like 25 minutes to try and see if she'll have another game. #NWSL

Godsdammit. #ReignFC #NWSL

Today's #ReignFC! #NWSL

Geno gets hurt, and now the Raiders' QB is literally named Pick-it. 😬

This game between the Raiders and broncos, I believe the technical term for it is 'crappy.'

I feel for Geno just about exactly how I felt for Russ at this point in 2022. #Seahawks

Yeah, this needs to be amplified:

Probably because he's proud of the child rape.

This is what I've been saying, FFS.

Very disappointing, Loons. #MNUFC

If the networks are gonna inflict Big Jerruh on our TVs when the Cowpies do something good, we should get to see him all pissed when they fumble the ball away, too. Fair's fair. #MNF

The whole thread this is from is great. But this wins the thread. I live in LA. I'm pretty sure this is the first time I've ever been excited about an election in NYC!

This should be a much bigger scandal than it's been so far. We're not supposed to have our own Desparecidos.

Yikes, I did not like the way Daniels' arm twisted there. 😬 #Seahawks

Aaaand it looks like my man "Darn" Darnold is turning back into a pumpkin. #Seahawks

Geez, I think I'm becoming Darnold-pilled. #Seahawks

90 yard, 8-minute TD drive! "That's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh, I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh..." #Seahawks

Not committing so many penalties would really be nice. #Seahawks

Stoked to see the throwback uniforms. #Seahawks

Is this Bugg's rookie season? She's been pretty great this year. #ReignFC #NWSL

So, is Dahlien dinged, or is Harvey keeping her under wraps in case with play the Pride again next week? #ReignFC #NWSL

All y'all watching baseball missed a truly hilarious penalty kick shootout between the Timbers and San Diego. #MLSPlayoffs

I would very much like to see the amount of money we the taxpayers are on the hook for Lord Dipshit's golf outings broken down this way.

I see the Fire are giving a clinic in Passing Back To Your Keeper Is Dumb And Bad. #MLSPlayoffs

Under the heading of Recognizing the times in which we live: I bought myself a whistle today. #FuckICE

Heard my neighbors who'd been watching the world series game chortling so I checked and the thing is in the 17th inning??? Unsolicited advice: Baseball needs penalty kicks. There, I said it.

@padilla.senate.gov @schiff.senate.gov @democrats.senate.gov

I see the stealers are busting out the old-timey fugly uniforms this evening. #SNF

Certainly this is where I'm at. #USWNT

Oh sure, always take medical advice from a semi-literate serial rapist dumbfuck with dementia. "Hepatitas"? Once again, fuck you, MAGAts.

This is starting to look like the time Moultrie goes from Pretty Good to Really Good. But now, just because they want to head to ball, doesn't mean y'all just have to stand there and watch. #USWNT

Yeesh. Has Portugal gotten that good, or do we just not play defense any more? #USWNT

Sooo... play every minute like it's the first? #USWNT

Nice one, Texans, and thanks for doing us a solid! #Seahawks

100% fucking THIS. #FuckReagan

@governor.ca.gov @asmrickzbur.bsky.social @benallenca.bsky.social - We need to do this.

Attn: @friedman.house.gov @housedemocrats.bsky.social

At least the Wings' latest coach dude doesn't have a man bun? #WNBA

C'mon Nashville! #MLSplayoffs

Well, this is getting discouraging. #USWNT

Oh, yes. Oh my, yes.

Lot of that going around. This is destruction of something that belongs to all of us, as if it were just one of Diarrhea Dump's shitty properties. It's a symbol. Logically it shouldn't count for more than all the human costs we've witnessed and suffered. But that's the power of a symbol.

Senator @schiff.senate.gov, next time you send a fundraising e-mail about the regime targeting you, I would like you to include an explanation for why you STILL keep voting to confirm their nominations. This is not acceptable.

All of This:

I'm glad the #Seahawks won, but damn do they get in their own way a lot.

Do the Texans really only have one time out? Why the hell did they do a regular kick-off there? Thank goodness we're not the only team here struggling with coaching dumbness. #Seahawks

Nice-ass goal-line stand, though. Zero complaints about the defense this evening. 💙💚 #Seahawks

Are there any neutral fans still watching this? I'm cheering for the team that's ahead and I think this is a bad game. #Seahawks

Defense has come up gigantic since halftime. 💙💚 #Seahawks