Ooo, that's gotta be, shall we say, respectfully borrowed. 😇

The attempted yanking of Kimmel off the air by the regime and its corporate enablers was alarming not because what he said was vicious or cutting, but precisely because it was so innocuous. Even the mildest criticism is being set up as a firing offense. (1/2)

Evergreen for 2025.

Okay, why the hell did this person hashtag the Seahawks posting Dementia Adolf's incoherent tantrum? People watch sports to forget about who's ruining literally everything for a little while.

Up 38-6 at halftime. I'll admit it, I'm allowing myself to feel cautiously optimistic. #Seahawks

Is this the dawn of the #Seahawks ' Tony Horton Era?

Ooo, the Rams lose AND the Aces lose. Nice start to the day! #WNBA

Heh. I figured if you have fourth and short at the 9 down 21-0 you need to go for it. But clearly the Saints disagree. And I'm okay with that. #Seahawks

Cardinals with the Rajneeshpuram uniforms today.

A 95-yard punt return for a TD is a #Seahawks team record, isn't it? 💙💚

Yayyy, the other guys made the dumb penalty this time! #Seahawks

That was both unexpected and hilarious. Suck it, Rams. #Seahawks

C'mon, Fever whom I dislike, beat the Aces whom I dislike even more. #WNBA

This ref fucking hates us, doesn't he? #LAGalaxy

At least the Thorns are losing. Thank you, Claire McCaskill. #NWSL

At this point I've been mostly looking after their chances of avoiding the Wooden Spoon (it doesn't look promising). #LAGalaxy

60 goals allowed for the season is, like, a lot, isn't it? #LAGalaxy

Dammit, the Cincinnati guys were supposed to be all overconfident. #LAGalaxy

Well, feh. Let's try and make next week's game better. And definitely try to finish 7th or higher. #Reign #NWSL

C'mon, if that was a PK for them, it's a PK for us! #NWSL #Reign

I can't help but be concerned that the #Reign 's recent habit of getting the ball out of their own end only after long and arduous labor is especially likely to be a problem today. #NWSL

What I'd like to see Malonga do during the off-season: 1. Work on her free throws. 2. Convince Diggins to work with her as Arm Development Coach. 3. Work on her free throws some more. #WNBA #Storm

Watching Oregon play Oregon State here on this 20th day of September on the Big Ten Network, and reflecting that an awful lot of change is just frickin' dumb. Anyway, #GoDucks.

How come the fucking tent only ever expands rightwards, @neeratanden.bsky.social and @ezraklein.bsky.social ?

And as best I can tell we're all just assuming that's in the past tense.

Furthermore: CC: @padilla.senate.gov @schiff.senate.gov @friedman.house.gov @senatedemocrats.bsky.social @housedemocrats.bsky.social

All of This.

Fact:

Cool, so it'll be Lynx vs Mercury in the Teams I Can Stand Bracket and Fever vs Aces in the Team I Can't Stand Bracket. #WNBA

When 100% of what the person in question does is terrible, that state of affairs is inaccurate, but it is free speech.

Big question for the #Storm: Were these last two games enough to save Quinn's job? #WNBA

This doesn't feel good, but I believe I'll have to root for the Fever in the next round. I find I hate the Aces that much. #WNBA

Wheeler with another seriously clutch basket! 💚💛 #WNBA

HOW THE HELL IS THAT NOT A FUCKING FOUL??? #WNBA

Sure, it's a foul when the Storm do it. But only when the Storm do it. #WNBA

Well, damn, the Dream were my third choice if the Storm and the Lynx both couldn't get there. Plus I was really hoping not to see any more of the Entitled White Ladies for a while. #WNBA

Diggins is sent flying into the base of the basket but, no, of course it's not a foul. 🙄😒 #WNBA

Anyway, c'mon #Storm, biggest upset in #WNBA history, right here! 🤞🤞

I wish, when it's obvious the first game isn't going to finish before the second one tips off, that they'd go ahead and tell us where they'll be showing the start of that second game. #WNBA

Fact:

Under the heading of not complying in advance: The constitution says that we should not have to worship a deceased fascist podcaster as our new messiah. I agree with the constitution. Also, it's wrong for Moms For Thought Police to target people's jobs because their spouse had an opinion.

Damn, they did it! #Storm #WNBA 💚💛

So, if the Fever aren't done curb-stomping the Dream by the time the #Storm game tips off, will they switch over? #WNBA

What the hell were the Texans doing trying to pass their way in from the 1-yard line? #MNF

I wish Malonga's confidence with the YOLO 3 translated more directly to shooting free throws. #WNBA

I figured it was going to be bad. I was hoping it wouldn't be THIS bad. 😔 #Storm #WNBA

So far I'm finding the #Storm game excessively predictable. #WNBA

The announcers noticing the #Reign pass the ball back an awful lot. 👀 #NWSL

Today's #Reign. Whoa, Fishel is starting, and so is Mondésir. Do we know why Biyendolo has vanished of the face of the Earth? I remember talk of a "leg injury," but evidently it's bad. #NWSL

Flipped channels to see if Russ was gonna beat the Cowpies. He didn't. 😔