I need whatever Hollywood powers that be to get it together and release Ed (Tom Cavanagh) on streaming

Random relationship memory: I knew it was over when I started cooking food or buying treats I knew he didn’t like so I wouldn’t have to share anything with him. What made it worse was he’d still ask for some 😤

Knew that man would jinx the streak by being there smh

If you were doing a “Welcome to Your Fine Ass Fifties” trip to Italy, which of these 3 cities would you go to: Milan Florence Venice NB: small group of single women; mildly food-adventurous; already been to Rome & Naples; yes re: day trips

I’m watching Under Paris, a French killer shark movie on Netflix with my sister. She wanted it dubbed but I’m seeing they’ve used (presumably) AI so their mouths are moving in sync to the dubs. It looks terrible 😤

I highly recommend watching old tv shows & movies with your elders and listening to them talk about old Hollywood gossip you’d never know without a “witness”

so you have ONE chance, ONCE a year to get hired and any rejection means you won’t have fair chance for another 330 days; 35 days short of a year. now what other tags are they ¡permanently! attached to resumes??? tags for gender, race/zip code, sexual orientation, disability…

This disturbs my spirit greatly

Yes. Using a computer now feels like this at all times.

A country translation: “From the roota to the toota” Nose, roots around like a pig snout. Your butthole toots (farts). Rooter. Tooter. “They cut me open from the roota to the toota.” “He/she/they licked me from roota to toota.” From the nose to the butthole.

Two Black families whose children died after they were used as test subjects in a vaccine trial without their parents’ consent have sued the federal government. Sample tissues from the boys’ autopsies were stolen to develop the RSV vaccine that is now used around the world.

How could you think that something called Freedom 250 at the national mall in Washington DC would not be political????

It is with deep sorrow and profound love that we announce the passing of Sonny Rollins. The Saxophone Colossus died this afternoon at his home in Woodstock, NY at the age of 95. 1/2

“My God! I don’t even think/ That I love you!” He felt that shit down to his soul.

Sorry. It’s AcornTV which I watch via Prime

I watched the first episode of the new Brooke Shields cozy mystery on Prime. Some pacing issues & the generation-gap humor gets uh old quickly but I liked it enough 🤷🏾‍♀️ I’ll keep watching.

“Green Eyes” by Erykah Badu is such a perfect song. It really takes you right back to those feelings you haven’t thought about in over 20 years lol whew

now it just looks more like a mask tbh

We do not give enough respect to the sugar babies out there who deal with this level of… intelligence, ego, and competency on a regular basis to secure some financial stability.

The neck isn’t even glued down all the way. Wtf is going on?

Ryan Coogler's Oscar-winning SINNERS will be getting its own Halloween Horror Nights attraction in Universal Orlando & Hollywood! The terrifying house transports you back in time to Club Juke where you'll quickly realize nothing is as it seems when nefarious vampires appear.

May all your bills be paid on time for the rest of your life. Thank you! This is the commercial, from 1986 youtu.be/XSOgaCVWrT0?...

GenX: what was the music compilation commercial that was like hippie? white folks music? I don’t remember song titles but lyrics: “loo-loo-loo-looking out my back door…” “still I wonder/still I wonder/ who’ll stop the rain?” I know y’all know what I’m talking about 😅

Him growing that felt pen ass beard to cover up the bad jaw work that’s got him looking like Popeye

The longer you look at this, the worse it gets

Men don't like dating women that make more than them ... not because they don't enjoy partnership with women that are well resourced... Men are deeply afraid that they will be subject to the same financial abuse that they casually subject women to.

“even bears”… duh that’s why we do it! 😭😭 gotta speak their language to let em know they got it

Not a stupid question! I teach translation and one of my best friends interpreted for the last pope, still does top politicians in Italy, etc - depending on the type of interpreting the training is very intense and you develop a sort of automatic flow state where you block out stray thoughts

I have maybe a stupid question. If you are a language interpreter, do you have your own thoughts as you translate live (not written)? While you are navigating 2 languages in real time, including sign, does your to-do list interrupt? Can you answer an unrelated text while listening & translating?

NASHVILLE BARELY HAS SIDEWALKS AND YOU WANT TO HOST THE SUPER BOWL HERE? lol I can’t get over it

Saw the news about the Super Bowl in Nashville in 2030 so I was like “damn. How old will I be by then?” and then I realized 2030 is less than 4 years away 😕 Thats a sci-fi number. It can’t be real

We do not have the infrastructure for this at all. Like. In any way.

So you CAN get reparations you just have to be a reactionary white person who tries to overthrow the government because black votes shouldn’t count

I’d also want to find out how did people do booty calls before telephones? A note under a milk pail? And if you couldn’t read… Secret owl call outside the window and if a candle flame erupts inside, you’re golden? What was the “u up?” of yonder days?

I post this like once a year but if I had time-traveling powers, I’d trace culinary history because WHO was the genius that looked at a pound of meatballs and said “grape jelly would really make this pop?”

As family homelessness hits record highs, school districts are offering parking lots as safe sites for students and their families to sleep at night

I think the number 1 thing I miss about living in New York is not worrying about who will be the designated driver on a night out. The second thing is summertime spontaneity: “hey I’m at [neighborhood bar]. Wanna join me?” Car & parking management is such a buzzkill & spontaneity deterrent

apparently there's a crop shortage due to weather issues in Mexico, plus tariffs on import goods (a lot of out of season tomatoes come from Mexico) - both are making it expensive for restaurants to offer them casually.

Ridiculously expensive and not ripe. Insult on top of injury. The situation is improving. Came down to $76 for a case this week. It's just one of those times of year where the commercial production is winding down in one geographic area while not fully spun up in the next.

I think it was @solarfish.bsky.social who was telling me the other day that buying tomatoes for the restaurant was like RIDICULOUSLY expensive right now

Have y’all noticed restaurants not having tomatoes available recently?

in a way, isn’t causing men to crash out before she’s even done anything just proof that Lupita is perfect for Helen of Troy

[late] That whole alpine divorce thing is exactly why I used to have “no, I will not go hiking with you” on my dating profiles back in the day. Men would get really weird about it, telling me I was being paranoid. Okay. Happy to be paranoid and still alive 🤷🏾‍♀️

I think this guy has been trying to provoke someone into killing him for a hot minute and I guess he’ll get his wish soon

If you too are bothered by the soul-draining shenanigans of men IRL, might I offer you a fine collection of Book Boyfriends? Out on October 6, 2026 😘 🔌 lnk.to/bookboyfriends

lol sorry to be so intense but between perimenopause horniness, financial stress, the upcoming race war, etc I need my brain melted by at least 3 P-in-the-V orgasms & 2 facesitting ones but men are so fucking stupid right now, I cannot be bothered.

AND the extra annoying aspect of all this is there are actually women out there who will be modestly dressed, eyes downcast, aching for a man to lead & breed them according to whatever religious text but men don’t go after them. They want to break the rest of us down. 😤

🙃 “‘It’s interesting because the same gender group that’s constantly complaining about how women are gold diggers who exploit them for labor and money … It turns out even they [men] can’t think of what they bring to the table other than money,” she observed.”

My mom likes a certain bag o’ cereal that I put in an an airtight container. It didn’t all fit so there’d be about 3 bowls of cereal left in the bag. Now that whole bag fits in the container. I don’t even want to talk about bags of chips 😤