There's something a bit poignant about a Bluetooth device failing to connect to another device right next to it when they're the only Bluetooth devices for hundreds of thousands of kilometres around.

Trump desperately wants any excuse to use a nuke. He thinks using one makes him one of the most powerful people on earth rather than one of the most pathetic.

Absolutely iconic For sale at M Brandon Motorcars at Alara Garage.

The President of the U.S. The man with the nuclear codes. And people are just going to pretend this is ok. In a functioning society, he would be removed from office within hours by his own party.

it also has this one

Oh man, this just feels like close to the perfect @saab.bsky.social spec except it's a pdk. What a great color. 1 of 1 PTS Gold Bronze Metallic.

I can’t top this one. Happy Easter to those celebrating today!

Think the Roberts Calvinball Court is regretting giving him absolute immunity for "presidential acts" yet?

RIP Be More Pacific - HOU. We hadn't been recently and I guess that makes me part of the problem, but your food will be missed.

The period of Schrödinger's Jesus has ended, Zombie Jesus has emerged. Go forth and celebrate while he dines on the flesh of his most ardent followers, the story of which later becomes that of Transubstantiation through epochs of errors in translation...

Happy Easter to all, including the losers, the haters and the fuckin' crazy bastards

I have questions. Spotted in a Walgreens last night.

I want good Christians with love and acceptance for all of their God's children to have a wonderful day. I want hypocrites using their lord to justify rampantly cruel political agendas aimed at queers, people of color, and the disabled to get trichinosis from their ham.

The zombie Jesus jokes will continue until morale improves, though. No matter what.

My brain is just being the biggest asshole when it comes to anxiety nightmares this week. In the last few nights it's gifted me: Dream one, blacked out driving. Like I drove my car past some dogs in the street who were being judgy / warning not to proceed...

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Important reminder…

Another @hoonofthe.day pertinent thread

A picture-perfect bunt through the snow 😍

TBF there should always be champagne chilled. Too many people save champagne for special occasions. There's no reason, just crack a bottle for a good meal. Live a little. But definitely pop at GOOD bottle when it happens.

the ugliness and moral banruptcy of inequality another reason renewable energy and distributed power is radical and key to disrupting the politics of energy poverty

Rooting for RUD

There's this myth that non-voters are just as aware of and engaged with current events as voters are and that they just haven't found the candidate that inspires them and no, that's not true at all, it's usually that they don't know anything about politics at all, which is the entire challenge.

A coworker yesterday mentioned that she only found out we were currently in a war because she googled “why are gas prices getting so high”

MAKE ME BETTER is my forthcoming novel about the horrors of community. It is about cults, wellness, control, and the things we will do to escape grief. Sometimes it hurts to grow -- but your community believes that you can be made pure. It comes out in May. us.macmillan.com/books/978125...

Okay, I'm a Maiden Stan, but holy hell, this video. TIL

Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

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For the first time ever, GasBuddy data showing average diesel prices have risen above $8 per gallon in San Francisco, CA- the first ever U.S. city to reach the $8 mark ever.-GasBuddy

Trump has not been seen publicly since his primetime speech on Wednesday. 72 hours and counting despite the fact he hasn’t left DC.

It what point do they start nominating fictional characters to cabinet posts?

Normally when you file for an injunction or relief you file on one point of law and one only. The one you think most likely to win, but IANAL

DC Circuit court to TŘump, FOMO and FAFO are not legal precedent.

"But much as Musk might want us to divert our eyes upward, something terrible is happening on Earth. The world’s richest man is preventing lifesaving aid from reaching the world’s poorest children, closing off their future as he fantasizes about another." Not paywalled - read it!

When I'm having a bad day I listen to the message he left me after Kissinger finally kicked it.

yeah I expect people I have not spoken to in decades to text me, entire cell networks might go down

Staff really struggling with the basic concept of telling Chef when they use the last of something until the next day when they need it again but are somehow magically out.

I actually do not mind how often people like to run away with the speculative 'maybe it happened' discourse. I think every time it happens, it gets back to him and gets us a little closer than we would have been without it.

Inventing a new colloquialism to replace being in a bad spot: Tired: Up a creek without a paddle. Wired: Up in space without a toilet.

Happy Easter!

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the barman. "Your lungs hold around 5 litres" replies the horse. "Mine hold 50. I can breathe in almost two THOUSAND litres of air a minute. Big lungs need big noses and big mouths, which need long faces. Centaurs? They'd fucking suffocate, mate"

LFG!

Sir, that's just drunk driving

London, we don't need you inspiring DHS. Thanks

"Infidel Clown we comin," no notes.

Just scrolled past a post that said, "Please stop anthropomorphizing other people!" and I'm starting to think that dictionaries should be distributed free the way phone books used to be. Words have meaning, y'all. That's kind of how language works.

Can't have it if you don't test for it. Congratulations, your diagnosis is acute hysteria, we recommend blood letting.

I'll take what Moses said to the Pharos for $600, Ken.