hour 4 into the most ridiculous game of monopoly. ive lost at this point. they started writing deals on a mirror. i dont know whats happening

they have to make a yowza emoji

Thinking only of Rosalind Franklin today, and what was stolen from her (and so many other female scientists alongside her).

There are no words for how evil this is

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

*reading from the book of hot dog magic* i cast deglaze pan with hot dog water

In San Francisco, anti-driverless car sentiment has been reignited by an incident in which an autonomous taxi killed a beloved local bodega cat. The taxi company, meanwhile, is like, “It is inevitable that one day one of our vehicles will kill a human being. The public will accept this.”

still havent joined a band but i will be playing the schubert cello quintet next year, which is basically the same thing ,

good morning sunday morning.....

Mandate of Heather

Zohran’s win offers the Bay Area a glimpse at a better future — one where we’re not locked in a room with Gavin Newsom for another four years.

lmao they called it immediately

Mamdani: "We believe in standing up for those we love. Whether you are an immigrant, a member of the trans community, one of the many Black women that Donald Trump has fired from a federal job ... your struggle is ours too."

final lib out moment of the night is the wiping out of republican seats in california was called immediately after polls closed lol

libbing out rn www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7ys...

We did it for you Dick Cheney

OH HE'S QUOTING DEBS???

THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY, AS OF RIGHT NOW

prop 50 results in 10 minutes

HE STILL CANT GET MAMDANI'S NAME RIGHT

im libbing the fuck out

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

stay tuned

west coast we can feel this good again if we find someone other than gavin newsom

“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN

Woke Two: We’re Doing Reconstruction For Real This Time

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

mayor zohran mamdani must seize david harbour’s pussy palace and redistribute it

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

a dispenser that dispenses beanies like those little paper cups

the Zohran campaign goes to show how much your local DSA chapter can accomplish if they stop watching wrestling

voted last week but still! really really easy ballot in california this time around

who up touchin they beaks

aftermath of this two days later: - heel bottoms fell off (rip) - lost a good hair tie - hangover was incredibly mild despite someone dressed as the two shots of vodka lady pouring an indeterminate amount of vodka in my mouth - feet and lower legs are sore (basically walked nonstop from 8pm to 3am)

this is something republicans chose to do by the way. snap has never lost funding during a shutdown in the past, and they could easily pass an emergency measure to keep it funded if they wanted. the cruelty is the point

dnd stands for da nancy drew

nancy drew cte hours

spicy devil villain venom

i hope tonight we get infinite baseball

i hope tonight we get infinite baseball

good morning i just got back home. wooooo

serving fish