remembering when my dad and my gf were talking about mad men and my dad pulled out a notes app catalog of all the women don draper sleeps with in the show. they get along really well

Oghhhhhhh. I love you Juliebug I’m so sorry you’re a box now

urns dot com

i miss julia so much. she's the moon now

good morning

Did it again! put her finger in the Coke bottle, Can’t get it out cus it’s Stuck stuck stuck

Nation’s worst holiday that everybody hates and pisses everyone off. Food holiday (derogatory)

ouuuhhhhhhhhhhh

Wasop family

Bro this sucks so bad. It’s like so sad

it’s Julia’s last day. She’s the greatest animal I’ve ever known. Friends of Julia please wish her bon voyage

@itsatastymeal.bsky.social your babygirl looks so happy in the fiesta jersey

PEEBY DEEBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

team did so good at trivia last night the other teams were accusing us of cheating

this is really god mode. Like how is she doing this

251111_174514_M.clj tweegeemee.com/i/251111_174514_M #ProceduralArt#generative

I cannot believe she’s 64 years old making music this good. Why aren’t all 64 year olds this good at making music? Are they stupid?

yeah wow inspiring

there should be fleets and circles here

I asked the surveillance device my gf put in my home for the time and it said “It’s 6:26. And time for a joke! If you want a hoot about Hogwarts, ask me to tell you a Harry Potter joke” and I got mad nd said Tell me a Harry Potter joke about trans people and it said “I don’t have a joke about that.”

Thought this was just the bitcoin vape but it’s also got binary on it. This thing makes me smarter

Toondrunk

clutched out the win and even ran up the point differential. Respect the Cup

Hitler Court

is there a single black person on this website? do they know it exists?

Go spurs

good morning sunday morning.....

catfishing.net #501 - 9/10 🎉 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐟 they’re throwing alleyoops today

Julian Champagnie six point play

(6 7 voice) Liz Lemon

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx

AND! IT! BUMPS!!!!!

did not vote for Bastard Rat WaterMolester Andre Dickens for mayor, or the maniac freakshow ceo running against him. I wrote in my girlfriend’s name instead

juana molina album out tomorrow btw

Wait a tick🤨…you’re taking me to the vet aren’t you😑

Good morning Julia

do LLMs ever do two hyphens (--) to denote an em dash? Do I look like a robot if I'm using two hyphens in the middle of a sentence instead of one big hyphen?

I love my cat so much. She’s the best person I’ve met

Dylan Harper lets the Nets know Egor is too small

third pro game pulling out chris paul theatrics. He eats and breathes this stuff. he’s Mr. Basketball

Keldon Johnson has played himself out of my scorn. Now all of my ire is directed towards traitor to humanity Harrison Barnes

You should be able to emoji react posts. I’d be question marking all the bad ones

Spurs win

basketball is a game of scoring 30 points in a quarter but not letting your opponent do that. If you do that enough you like automatically win

watching San Antonio Spurs basketball

Out on the town

Created a social contract with my cat in which she stays in the bathroom without having the door closed and thereby freaking out because she understands the intention of care and soothing that we placed into the towels. And also I think it’s probably because it’s where we put her heating pad

Phone looks weird 😋

y'all gotta see this clip where ESPN abruptly deleted the EPSN Bet promo by ripping off the whole bottom bar live because of what they're talking about

she didn't keep doing it she's back at the vet for another enema. what the fuck am i supposed to do about this cat