My child sold cookies and lemonade for 4 months to be able to afford the Swarovski Shrek. She was so excited! She was about to hit BUY and I smacked the phone out of her hand and said $750? NO. That price is only worth a crystal of Divine in the Pink Flamingos mermaid dress. Nothing else.

Ferments. 100% "dust my wets" language.

Such a weird graphic. But yeah, shit's expensive. That's not the only reason this Nazi despot is execrable.

Obviously everyone has already done the Renesmee jokes, but seriously. Is this a living human baby?

Hippity Hoppity.

the modern equivalent of the ford pinto. they should be pulled off the road.

ok but seriously, how did Billie Joe become our mass media equivalent of John Brown? What the hell?

ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.” What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.

This explicit reveal would be comical if it weren't so pernicious. RFK is an imminent health threat to US citizens, but superficially, he's also a perjurer who should be impeached on that basis alone. Enough is enough, he has to go. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Documents show RFK Jr lied to Congress about his agenda in Samoa—he did indeed go to spread anti-scientific doubts about vaccines. He was ultimately successful in getting an outbreak going there that killed 83 people, mostly babies and young children.

This little buddy is the face of ICE overreach, and it would be SO EASY for DHS to enfold his family in a bullshitty PR hug of amnesty to redeem themselves, but they aren't. Because ICE are demons. Hippity Hoppity, Chippity Choppity.

I guess I'm excited about the GOP's inadvertent work program: Guillotines.

You literally JUST voted with MAGAs in favor of Trump’s budget. Had you and the 20 other Dems who betrayed working people voted with the Democratic Party, Trump’s bill would have failed. No matter how much you try to spin it, your votes don’t lie. You’re pro Trump you shameful hypocrite.

Everyone dumb.

This keeps happening, and the other reporters keep acting like it’s business as usual. I’m losing my mind. If I was in a press conference and a public official did this, I’d immediately walk out.

Attack-style infiltration. Oh! Is this like a Large boulder the size of a Small boulder? I love that shit.

3 trillion? THAT'S IT?? In 10 minutes I can think of more than a dozen ways to annually recoup that and more, starting with DHS, DoD, grifting government contractors, and 10 guys with soft babyhands who haven't "worked" in decades and won't even notice the blip on their tax returns. Eat my ass, Oz.

I AM FURIOUS. Adobe Animate remains an industry standard for TV animation. Star Trek: Lower Decks was made in Animate. Haunted Hotel was made in Animate. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic was made in Animate. And because you can't buy a permanent licence anymore, it'll just be gone.

IT'S NOT THE CAMERAS. For fuck's sake, cameras are a giveaway of cash to the police-industrial complex while mattering not a rat's ass in court if cops and Gestapo have immunity. THIS IS NOT A SOLUTION, THIS IS ACQUIESCENCE. @equalityalec.bsky.social can tell you about it!

BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

For those commenting on the agents' surnames.

Goddamn, looks like it's time to make another donation to ProPublica. Their journalists and investigators are some of the best to ever do it.

Just blocked an account with only *3* posts in 8 months of a Bsky account, but dozens of replies today alone defending pedophilia and Epstein's buddies. ("Teenagers are not children," etc.) We see you, dude.

get it right

He's already joked ("joked") that it would be called the "Arc de Trump." Do not doubt for a second that this will happen. Ballroom might have some stumbling blocks, he can pile this nightmare shit up in a matter of weeks.

Is it irresponsible to speculate about the pedophile president surrounding himself with others who took part in the pedophile sex trafficking ring run by his best friend? No, it is irresponsible *not* to.

Scientists Develop Plant-Based Antiviral Chewing Gum That Neutralizes Over 95% of Flu and Herpes Viruses in Saliva Building on earlier ACE2-based gum that cut SARS-CoV-2 in saliva by over 95% and is now in trials, the new gum targets a wider range of pathogens.

www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ja... "with a face like a fist and a voice of sheet metal." Good christ, Xan. 😂

Monstrous. Abolish was the compromise, now we're talking lampposts and bridges.

SHUT IT THE FUCK DOWN THEN!!!!

Nothing left to lose! Thank you, brave soldier. www.npr.org/2026/01/30/n...

“We are a Minneapolis 2nd grade Brownie Troop of 12 including trans and neurodiverse youth and 75% BIPOC kids. We want to go to summer camp and try horseback riding! During the current ICE occupation we need your support more than ever...” And that’s how I ordered 4 boxes of thin mints.

Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera. Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.

I swear to fuck. Good for this brave woman, bless her for speaking out, but we're haggling over 80 cents when people are being shot in the face by a masked Gestapo? Come on now.

Every single "rioter" is the most badass person I've ever seen, and every DHS fuck looks like a cowardly piece of shit. Good job, Pam! (btw, this bullshit is illegal, not that you care.)

Had no idea there was a third Bogdanoff brother!

Yes 90% of my posts in the last month have been boosting shock doctrine text but I beg you PLEASE read up on Milton Friedman. Please read up on the nations destabilized by the IMF and World Bank, & nations goaded into violence so US entities could swoop in and buy national resources. It's the US now

Just heard David Hann on BBC NewsHour tripping ALLL over his own dick justifying the ICE gestapo shooting unarmed Alex Pretti in the back, and if this is the current crop of GOP candidates? Jaysus 😂

Put this good American on the jury. Put them on ALL the juries.

Vietnam, the textbook example of US forces engaged in a just war and emerging victorious because of righteousness. (Nice to hear one of these fucknuts admitting this is a war on American soil, though. Toss it in the evidence pile for the tribunals)

I wrote this yesterday about the hero city of Minneapolis www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKOW...

And if I might add, I have tote bags and sneakers older than your agency! This country trundled along just fine for more than 200 years before Dubya got a war boner for some nouveau shock doctrine to pillage the middle east and "defend the homeland." Get a real job.

I love this catty little story, because you know it's absolutely true. What's the tally, 85% of this admin and its klingons are failed Hollywood aspirants? “She was one of those people who will do anything to get anywhere” including Stephen Miller. www.thedailybeast.com/secret-reali...

Hell. Yeah.

Deleting Signal now that I know it's compromised. Find me in the parking lot outside that 7-11 where I used to get you them 6-packs when you were in high school. Yeah, I'm still out there, what of it? Things are rough all over.

Oh good. RFK has managed to kill vaccine development. I hope you god damn morons are proud of yourselves.

ICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives. We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.

On one hand, the pigs were PLEADING FOR HELP as the restaurant staff kept them secure so they could eat their meals and wait for pig backup. On the other hand, the pigs shot unarmed citizens in the head and faced no consequences. Can't you see the trials and tribulations the pigs face every day??