"I would like for the the strait to come to my birthday party. But in case it doesn't it's an ugly dog and I never even needed it.

"I would like for the cheerleaders to come to my birthday party. But in case they don't they're ugly dogs and I never even liked them."

He literally thinks the Pope is some kind of religious cop or elected governor. He has no idea. He's the dumbest, ugliest grotesquerie to ever demand cameras, and you give them to him. You have done for decades, the difference now is he's not only robbing people, he's murdering them at scale.

damn, so JD is really going for it with the Pope, is he? "Stick to matters of morality." Not matters like bombing a school full of little girls into the ever-after because your boss is a bitch-ass loser, not that morality. Did Thiel tell you he's got An AI Pope ready to launch for you? Fuck, dude.

Reupping this cause it’s evergreen and I feel better knowing someone out there called him out like this

RFK jr is a monstrous, lying ghoul, but this move is demonic even for him. mRNA vaccines & therapies are one of the more miraculous medical advancements of the modern era, and he's pissing it all away for beef tallow and sit-ups.

@safety.bsky.app free Link you cowards

An mRNA treatment for PANCREATIC CANCER was in trials, among many other uses. Choosing to end this research is choosing to sentence millions to an early, painful death

NASA is one of the best things about this country. Hope. Innovation. Exploration. Wonder. Give them, the post office, and the national parks service all the money from ICE

Noting again that DC's neoclassical Rome-a-palooza lacks a triumphal arch because they are primarily associated with the post-republican imperial examples. They are monuments built by Caesars to themselves for their personal triumphs. That's why the one in France is Napoleonic, they're for emperors.

This is still the one for me

Luigi 🥰 www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

If you’re willing to do what needs to be done in order to get the ball rolling on ending capitalism forever… y’all are in a league of your own :)

HEY! HEY! GUYS!! have you heard about all the low IQ people out there talking shit about this brain genius? Crazy, right? So low IQ. Ridiculous.

Women are gathering degrees like they're the infinity stones and men are asking chatgpt which gas gets you highest

*Bout to get spicy* Fund the fucking USPS with what it needs, you congressional fucks! The USPS isn't a business, it's a constitutionally mandated SERVICE. It doesn't LOSE money, it USES money. It COSTS WHAT IT COSTS. You never say this shit about the Pentagon, which has NEVER PASSED AN AUDIT. FUCK.

"Look Mamaw, I'm brokering peeeeeeace!"

me not knowing what's going on but having a nice time regardless

Oh hey check it out, it's the IMF gearing up for some good-ol-fashioned Shock Doctrine privatization of nations we've impetuously destroyed.

CBS: American soldiers who survived the attacked that killed 6 say Hegseth is lying. They were left “unprepared” and exposed. www.cbsnews.com/news/iran-wa...

This Pedro Sánchez fellow... a bit alright, is he? www.cnbc.com/2026/04/08/s...

Right-wing hypermasculinity = being a whiny, oversensitive spoiled brat

CTRL+F "Israel" Sounds great. Good deal, mutually beneficial. Nobody left out of this wartime negotiation. (FLOL "two weeks.")

i'm glad he's backing off. i'm also really sick of this shit

Re-upping for obvious reasons. See you in two weeks.

Hi, Leo? Buddy, far be it from me to tell a Pope how to do the Catholicism, but people have been excommunicated for FAR LESS. Just saying.

Also, if I can dip in one more time to mock this bullshit, you think people who pay $34 for a hamburger are sending their precious spawn to the same "free" daycare you are? Out of your MIND. Tax them, tax us, it will be progressive and not flat, and we will live in a more equitable world. DAMN.

So, what I'm hearing is someone hated CBS in particular and wanted it to die IMMEDIATELY. Install Bari Weiss (flol), nix Colbert (insane), kill the entire radio network (whut?), and make a Byron Allen comic show (who? sorry, I don't speak AARP).

"But Iran is bad--" Shut the fuck up. The United States government is worse.

BRB, going to school in Korea for the rest of my life

As of April 5th 2026, Microsoft has applied the name "Copilot" to 80 separately marketed products and tools. There are now Copilots inside Copilots, Copilots for other Copilots, and a physical Copilot key on your keyboard for summoning them. An attempt to map everything named "Copilot". #ProdMgmt

These fine people are at the Mall of America, having a nice time at a damn TABERNACLE of American shopping, how much more assimilated do you want these folks to be? Fuck off forever, demons.

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If you've seen this piece before, "The New American Gothic" by Criselda Vasquez, Then heartbreakingly, I have to inform you that—according to Vasquez's Instagram as of 4/03/26—Vasquez's father has been taken by ICE. GoFundMe below to help financially support their family.

The super cool thing about being a republican is you can just say words. Any of them, all of them, doesn't even matter.

I'm really worried. What if he's ok?!

Vance welcomes his 4th child. "What the hell, this one's brown too? What's going on in there?"

Was I supposed to masturbate to this? Because a world without these losers is the most erotic thing I've ever read.

Be prepared. Guidance from a man with impeccable taste.

If trump isn't in the hospital right now I don't want you to correct me. I would like to have just one good moment of one fucking day, please.

Listen, if you haven't read the horse cake editorial, are you even online?

Red Lobster went bankrupt because of private equity, not shrimp.

Yes. That's how taxes work. There should actually be MORE of this kind of thing. JFC I hate this discourse SO FUCKING MUCH.

100+ year old Pasteur Institute in Tehran was a premier infectious disease research institute and vaccine manufacturer It is a reason Iranian kids like me born in 60s had access to measles vaccines soon after they were developed in the west

So. This meandering and NOT IN ANY WAY fucked up trump address.. lol, completely fucked up, right? lololol. This dude is such a fucked up and brain-dead loser.

Authors are using AI. Publishers know it. And now, says publishing consultant Thad McIlroy, authors are being forced to lie about it. One cancelled horror novel didn’t just end a career—it exposed an industry-wide reckoning. https://thewalrus.ca/new-york-times-ai-generated-shy-girl-mia-ballard/

Super fun thread.