Aaron has captured this bullshit. But seriously, this man is a moron and everything he says is bullshit.

just HAPPEN. Happen already! I've got a pinata ready to go! FUCKING HAPPEN.

Back in the old days the toadies and sycophants had the dignity to entomb themselves with their pharaoh. smdh, what a disgrace.

Please, park service employees, remove the egregious vandalism.

Rubio then follows this up by claiming he thinks Jared is negotiating for the supposed end to the Iran war "out of the goodness of his heart." Can't wait for the next NY Times piece claiming that Rubio was the adult in the room during the Trump admin.

www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/j... Do it. I dare you. I fucking DARE you, you cut-rate, shit-ass Barnum. You conman bankrupt loser.

Donald Trump is adept at forcing young women to smile at him when they'd very much like to see him 6 feet under.

Look, if you want to come out as a hot gay man you can just pose for pics with your husband. You don't have to do this fakey tragic shit.

yes yes, but did you see that trump thinks a "Vance/Rubio" ticket will kill it in 2028? Reading the record of Rubio's confirmation, I don't necessarily think trump's wrong.

I'm not gonna say trump is dumber than dog shit, because, to be fair, I've never interviewed a lump of my dog's shit. I can hazard a guess, though.

Domestic issues like taxation. And himself, his families, and his business being immune from audits for the rest of all time. Clearly, the man LOVES taxation law.

I want something SO SPECIFIC for these useless MAGA shitheads. And if I said it, I'd be banned from this marvelous platform. But what's cool is YOU KNOW what I want to say. No harm, no foul! I didn't say it! 😘

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Was gonna say "can you imagine being such a huge piece of shit" but i stopped myself because nope, I can't. Can't even imagine it in an alternate universe.

A legend, an icon and a trailblazer.

I just broke out crying in my apartment while updating my tracker because I stopped to read this piece by @caseyparks.bsky.social on drag king Elsie Saldaña. This was so beautifully and sensitively told, if you missed it last week read it now. www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2026/...

Marquez D. Williams is a sex offender and an abuser of children.

It's really saying something about "impunity" that they keep putting this grinning freak on the tv. "People are so broke they're eating dandelions out of the yard." "Yes, but CEOs are richer than ever before!"

“I bet that picture looks cool as hell,” the ICE agent said to a photographer shot with pepper balls numerous times that day as he tried to take photos. “Can you tag me on Instagram?” An essay on chasing ICE by @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social:

The lack of oppo research is CRAZY "Says here he was a mercenary" It's fine, he's a military guy. "Says he has a nazi tattoo and joked about it in bars" It's fine, he thought it was a pirate thing. "He was a fuckhead on Reddit?" Yeah... "His wife warned he was an IM horndog" Look, whomst among us...

Look, plantar fascitis sucks but I think this guy has bigger issues going on

Fucking LOL "you can't fire me I quit" energy. www.cnbc.com/2026/05/30/t...

Together, we can protect men who put their dicks inside children. #GOP2026

Another one! Alan Alda. Elliott Gould. Donald Sutherland. Good men who could GET IT. bsky.app/profile/blue...

I.C.E. maintains a strict dress code for people seeking to visit their loved ones caged at Delaney Hall. It’s clear the strict rule is useful pretext to deny visitors entry. #ICE #DHS

"Americans" do not like truths that are uncomfortable.

will they write an equivalent "James Talarico attacked Ken Paxton for releasing a child rapist, putting release of pedophiles front and center in the race" piece or do they only amplify GOP attacks for some reason?

Look, I know trump isn't writing this shit and it's the genius of Natalie Harp "the human printer," (www.ibtimes.co.uk/inside-trump...) but seriously, Don, she's making you look like a moron. You gonna let a broad cuck you like this? You can't write your own posts? Man up!

It's a fetish. All of these freaks want humanity to hate them for eternity.

Should've been removed for those Michael's bargain-basement glue-on letters alone.

Read the thread. This sucks. Stop donating to NPR, they aren’t funding journalism, just the tech fantasies of a few large donors and the CEO funneling a hundred million dollars into tech while shoving good journalists out the door and knee-capping its public journalism mission. More below 👇

Shocked. Shocked I tell you.

The hold up is a procedural dispute whether the report should come from the physician or the coroner.

I genuinely feel sick. A company reached out to me on IG, linking me to an AI version of myself. You can even ask "me" questions. They are also advertising it using an AI photo of me. They told me if I like it, they will give me free access... to my own fucking content that they stole. /1

Pete Hegseth will personally grope you to make sure you have the proper composition.

It is the fact that the kids who first enjoyed it are now in their mid to late thirties and can't buy a house. (BOOM! Made it political, heh.)

God DAMN son! Texas is gonna have to work overtime to neg this one.

"These people, who I pay to eat dog shit from a bag labeled TRUMP say the Kennedy Center should be named Trump, and now you say the center shouldn't be named Trump? After all these people ate dog shit and said it should be??"

AI is trash, fuck AI, Loryn Brantz deserves a fat check. www.wired.com/story/story/...

Lizz Winstead isn't just a talented comedy writer, she's a bad-ass good WRITER. And there's a reason the Daily Show lives on and Craig Kilborn isn't asked for his opinion on Colbert's cancellation.

Ladies and gentlemen, the weekend!

Cool cool. Word on the street is you're ugly as fuck and your wife had Elon's baby. But that's just the things people are talking about, not whether Talarico bleeds soy.

Congrats to Ezra Klein on being favorably cited by the OMB proposed rule to obliterate American science funding! 🥳 Presumably this is also part of the "Abundance" agenda, I dunno. 🤷‍♂️ ("Ditch II" there is a Heritage Foundation report.) www.federalregister.gov/documents/20...

If you freaks even LOOK at my front door I'm invoking Castle Doctrine. www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...

MF truth. And this garbage army will only get worse with the white nationalist nazi recruitment graphics. Abolish the office, incarcerate the agents and the collaborators.

Child leaves the chapel before the dress does

yikes :(

"Talarico is a vegan." "Paxton pardoned a pedophile." "Uh, well, Talarico says God is nonbinary or something?" "Paxton pardoned a pedophile." "Um, Talarico is, uh, low T?" "Paxton pardoned a pedophile." "Talarico is going to institute sharia law!" "Paxton pardoned a pedophile."