Royal Tenenbaum
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No brains, no headache Sweater guy
I travel to Brazil to see family frequently and the #1 thing I look forward to is the fruit. North Americans buying tropical fruit at the supermarket are getting the black and white tv version of 4K UHD delights
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JayGogh
about 10 hours ago
To all the ladies, peace and humptiness forever.
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Also, what a fucking balm it was to see clips of Richard Dawson hosting Family Feud.
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about 10 hours ago
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Song Sung Blue is such a sweet movie.
about 10 hours ago
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Also this was less a major motion picture and more an afterschool special with punches and swears.
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about 12 hours ago
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For a movie set in Phoenix, The Smashing Machine sure went out of its way not to show any establishing shots of the Phoenix area. You are a major motion picture! License some goddamn b-roll! You even cheaped out on your LA sequences!
about 12 hours ago
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Corey S. Powell
about 18 hours ago
No matter how bad the weather is here, it's nothing compared to conditions on Uranus. There, winter means 40 years of darkness & auroras that follow the planet's tilted, twisted magnetic field. JWST just provided the best look yet at those Uranian aurora displays. 🧪🔭
esawebb.org/news/weic2602/
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This is a great way fill the time until
#MilanCortina2026
fires back up in 10 days with the Winter Paralympics. We're not done yet!
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about 18 hours ago
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Timothy Burke
1 day ago
Undisputed world hockey champions (since 1990, the first IIHF women's worlds): 1994 Canada 1997 Canada 2003-2004 Canada 2007 Canada 2021 Canada 2025-2026 UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
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Bill Hanstock
1 day ago
now let’s all gather around and laugh at the line of guys who are historically depressed at receiving the second-greatest honor you can achieve in your sport
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nobody™️
1 day ago
Remember when Canada had a 5 on 3 and didn't score?
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CJ Fogler
1 day ago
🇺🇸 Men and Women 🏒🥇
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Dan Gartland
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Bill Hanstock
1 day ago
canada really being defeated by a guy named “j’accuse?” get serious
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
1 day ago
Drive it like you stole it
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Get fuck outta heeeeeeeere, Canada!!
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The true power of the Olympics is letting a sport I do not enjoy watching completely derail my morning
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Safdie Brothers ass hockey game
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Using analytics to determine Team USA is twice as good as Team Canada because they have been twice as efficient with their shots on goal
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As amazing as that kill was, don't lose sight of how terribly Canada managed their end of things
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CineCalendar (formally Dates in Movies)
1 day ago
Feb 22nd - Happy Birthday to this legend! 📽️📅 Hot Fuzz (2007)
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Winning ugly is still winning 🐦🔥☀️😎
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This is exactly how I want to see Ken Jennings throwing his weight around
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1 day ago
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The craft on display in the latest Dunk and Egg episode is eyewateringly good
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@ridiculouscage.bsky.social
@eboldy.bsky.social
Top 3 results when I searched for Jalen Green. Cage, you're a hero for posting that
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Ok Jalen! OK!
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Ballerina Factory Farm
2 days ago
Not the first time Clapton was just a bit behind a Fall Out Boy
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Metro North called to let me know they found the gloves I left on the train two weeks ago!!
2 days ago
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Timothy Burke
2 days ago
it's-a me, mario. i got-a big-a family. i got-a
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I'm halfway through watching all the Academy Award nominated movies and some thoughts: * If I Had Legs, I'd Kick You deserves more than just Best Actress * Get Frankenstein the fuck outta here * The Alabama Solution deserved a Best Picture nod * Unwatched yet: Hamnet and Sentimental Value
2 days ago
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Half pipe on skis seems like such a terrible idea
3 days ago
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Editing the Blue-Gray Lady
3 days ago
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Black Medics, Ahead of Their Time, Gain Belated Recognition
Freedom House Ambulance Service in Pittsburgh, a pioneer in emergency care, was largely forgotten. Now, members of Congress want to honor it.
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/20/us/freedom-house-ambulance-service-congress.html
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Mark
4 days ago
Alysa Liu: "THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT" 🗣️
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Liberal Currents
3 days ago
Mike Somes missed the joke when "America’s finest comedic minds decided it would be really funny if we all pretended that there was no greater idea than the notion that all people had inalienable rights, and that there could be no cause more noble than any effort to protect those rights for others."
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The Last Idiot Who Earnestly Believes in the American Experiment
Still left out of the joke, even now.
https://www.liberalcurrents.com/the-last-idiot-who-earnestly-believes-in-the-american-experiment/
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A thing I miss about NBA Twitter that hasn't translated here: fan bases growing feral over the All Star break and cannibalizing one another to survive the doldrums until being rescued from their desert isle by new games today
4 days ago
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Minor League promotional nights remain undefeated.
4 days ago
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Dave Levitan
4 days ago
Getting shown up in the arena of elite impunity by *the British monarchy* is an incredible “America at 250!” achievement
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Taco Snow Queen
5 days ago
youtu.be/VtYEgKE1tZs?...
A classic lesson on contouring.
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Contouring 101
YouTube video by Sailor J
https://youtu.be/VtYEgKE1tZs?si=Nd3aETDqy1uoa9z4
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Thomas Awful 🇵🇸
5 days ago
Sir Arthur Adonal Foyle.
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Shout out the MTA conductor on my train with MISANTHROPE tattooed along his forearm
5 days ago
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Tiger Woods is what
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5 days ago
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To be fair this is the kind of broken brain one must possess to ascend to KD levels of posting
5 days ago
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Michael Bay has the same house but substitute Bumblebee for the General Lee
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6 days ago
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I'm listening
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6 days ago
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Welcome back to the association, Cam!
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7 days ago
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Blue Moon: a wildly insufferable movie but in a 90s indie flick way so I found it somewhat endearing.
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Jerry Chen
8 days ago
wake up homie, new culture war just dropped
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I can't believe Love Jones is sitting at only 20k watches on Letterboxd, but I am also of a certain age and didn't see it until a couple years ago
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8 days ago
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Rodger Sherman
8 days ago
ON DAY 9 OF THE OLYMPICS, CANADA FINALLY WINS ITS FIRST GOLD
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