The Universal logo before every episode of Black Lagoon kills me every single time

Playing Bluesky on story mode by muting "Knicks" for a month

Saw a mouse in our house last night. Feels bad man

You are only a true New Yorker if you lose Game 3

Everyone said the Spurs were gonna be at a disadvantage in NY, but Wemby being in a walkable city is like handing him an Infinity Stone. The man spent all day drawing in Gramercy Park, blissfully meandering through the city, and powering up like an Avenger

The first thing I do when I move to a city is to announce loudly announce that I am now from there in order to assert dominance over the locals.

There’s no such thing as New York City. It’s all done with mirrors. Hope this helps

Tuscon sighting

Big year for 1999 sports callbacks

Conceptually I understand that under the makeup, Colin Farrell is The Penguin. But in practice I'm not seeing it.

The only place I've lived where I've encountered this kind of nativism is Vermont, where (among certain Vermonters) it doesn't count even if you're born there, unless your parents were too. "Just because a cat has kittens in an oven, it doesn't make them biscuits."

Watching Black Lagoon and the "Heirecken" beers were cute, but I was not prepared for "American Sprite" cigarettes.

Jun 6th 1970 - On the 6th day of the 6th month at 6am Damien Thorn was born. 📽️📅 The Omen (1976)

Everything about this Knicks run is deeply annoying to me.

Finally found a use case where AI search was helpful: trying to locate vendors in a foreign country because I couldn't figure out the right translation for the service I was looking for (estate sale/furniture removal)

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Van Gundy

Why do shows keep showing the guy who ran on the court last night? I thought we had long ago established that this was the worst way to cover these things?

not now lane assist i’m trying to do something cool

This game has been so good I didn't even notice Scott Foster until now

As does Jalen Brunson

Wemby knows his way around A Moment

ABC innovating with the rich douche cam

Wemby blocking the heave is crazy

Wemby is a walking ☪️☮️E✡️I☯️✝️ bumper sticker

Anyone who's been playing 82-0 and has gotten close but not made it yet is cosplaying Suns fandom

gonna yell “THEYRE JUST TOYS” in the theater every time it gets emotional during Toy Story 5

Oddly bricked Madison, WI. That 95 was generous www.maptap.gg May 31 95🏆 90🎉 95🏆 93👑 99🔥 Final score: 951

Spurs in 5

Hell yeah, exclamation point dunk

Final timeout with 4:26 left???

Hartenstein gotta retire after that

Alex Caruso has been the second best player for the Spurs tonight

Every member of the OKC crowd looks like their profession is Asking to See the Manager

Zoomer Jim Harden not beating the allegations

Two of them! Dude closed his own team out of the half lmao

Amazing 2-for-1 possession by Caruso there

Showing this lady’s videos to my almost 4yo and he’s hootin and hollerin. He keeps asking “does she live around here?”

I was cooking at the time but Reggie needs to keep Pac's name out of his mouth. And all the other words too.

Hello we'd like to hire you as the new head of Emperor's New Clothes, Inc. There's just one rule. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/if-you-tak...

this photo of Wemby 🔥

Game of Thrones, S2E9: "Blackwater" (2012)

Tempted to watch game 6 from the scheels ferris wheel

Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect #Vermeer

Couldn't think of a song related pun for the headline no? Nothing in his back catalogue you could link to still not being dead

Fine I'll say it: I am disappointed Flo Rida is performing at the Greatest American State Fair.

When Dua Lipa said, “if you wanna run away with me, I know a galaxy” this is what I imagine

Which is it folks?

If you liked The Secret Agent, this is a fantastic previous film by the same director