I didn’t watch the suns game but I have non-sports people texting me if I’m ok which tells me everything I need to know

Yearly reminder:

I (an idiot) neglected to get my flu shot this year and am now paying the price for it. Don’t be like me!

They finally let us back in

Hooting and hollering at my leftovers sandwich like I’m austin powers doing a photo shoot

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

Listening to suns/thunder on the radio like a 1920s newsie, I hope Devin Booker getting OKC to burn a challenge looked as funny as it sounded

Quizás pasará hoy

Reciting my wedding vows while I pull in to the Costco parking lot to pick up my wife’s prescription

Lmao i need these people to say the word ‘Algebra’ out loud and slowly

there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions

You are not going to convince people who were never going to vote for you by abusing the people who were….

Lmaoooooo. My toddler fed his toast to the dog and then was devastated his toast was gone.

Turning on basketball on a cup day

what a horrible day to be literate

Hang this in the Louvre (I hear they have space now)

what an absurd shot from Dillon Brooks

a “Space Force”, if you will

Frank Vogel jump scare lol

Randy: So, what brings you in for insurance? Person sweating profusely: uuuuuhh nothing in particular

Checking the Suns box score and getting to Grayson Allen

Live look at the NY Post newsroom

fun: arizonasports.com/nba/phoenix-...

I can’t watch the game but I need to know if the Phoenix Suns managed to guard the world’s most unguardable man or if he’s just having an off night 🤔🤔

Welcome to game 9 of the World Series

I don’t think I can take another OT game lmao

If you see someone stealing food - no you didn't.

The depth of the shame of a country this wealthy and abundant allowing its people to go hungry is impossible to measure. The fact that a handful of people could fix this by paying their fair share of taxes while still remaining obscenely wealthy makes it even worse.

Everyone at Dodgers Stadium has squatters rights now

Bottom of the 18th. Sisyphus, tired of pushing the rock, is grateful to break up his time in Hell by getting hit with a pitch.

Dillon Brooks has psychotic WWE heel energy and I’m here for it

LET'S GET IT 🔥

Suns game tonight

Vibrating so fast I leave the visible light spectrum at the thought of the Suns being in year 8 of Booker-Dončić instead of being fluent in the many flaws of Deandre Ayton

If @bluejays.com win the world series Canada gets to burn down what’s left of the White House

3.5 seconds after a toddler sees you’re asleep

The one in Mesa is in front of a fucking AJ’s Fine Foods if you wanna get a good gauge of how many people are pissed off right now. I don’t think I’ve ever seen people protest near Dana goddamn Park lmao

I was married but I’m not married any more. Women don’t like the vehicle.

The Arizona Young Republicans chairman mentioned in this, Luke Mosiman, was one of the Turning Point affiliates demanding that Phoenix Suns sports writer be fired for not properly mourning Kirk to their liking

D&D one shot for a bachelor party, gotta bring out the nice dice

Frog AND Toad? In this economy?

4 championships and one entire team lost this decade, Phoenix is CURSED

wordle/crossword/duolingo streaks are a prison

Outlook added Slack-style reactions for some baffling reason? I give it 6 months til some infosec researcher figures out it exposes your bcc list or some shit

“Oh no we lost our funding”

Hey is it “posturing” to not want your majority Latino fanbase to get kidnapped by ICE at your shows?

We shall fight them in the brewpubs, we shall fight them at the vegan strip club and we shall fight them at the voodoo donuts even though blue star is way better

Ty makes cool games and if you have $3 and a Steam account you should support him

This isn’t my first rapture, but it is my first rapture with readily available AI video generating software. Which is why I’m introducing my latest product, a kill switch for your boomer parents’ wifi