I’m thinking about becoming an Olympic bobsledder. Looks pretty easy, all considered. Essentially: Who can go down a slide the fastest?

And to think, all of this could've been prevented if we had just had the 2024 unity ticket of Hillary Clinton and Jeb Bush that so many were clamouring for!!

im not in the pocket of big Variable™️

Haha that's pretty awesome. Nice one, Herbert Blumer.

Do you have what it takes to become a sociologist?

Americans standing in breadlines all across the country, because they have nothing to eat. Yet, they'll tell you that only happens under socialism... Meanwhile, failed Argentine President Milei receives $40 billion from us to bail out his hyper-capitalist government. Are we having fun yet???

Ok but before working for Jeremy Scahill and then Mamdani, Andrew played in a punk band with me. All I have to say is: I wish he had promoted our band as much as he promoted this campaign… If so, we’d still be on tour and there would be no Mayor Mamdani So I dunno… tough call, hard to say

No one puts their phone on airplane mode any more let’s be honest they lost that battle

One MAJOR takeaway from Mamdani's election. And ten MEGA MAJOR takeaways from VA's election. A thread

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A lot of people out here condemning socialism today. Look. If you don’t like socialism, then don’t ever call the police again. They are funded by taxpayer dollars to serve the public — i.e. socialist. Have a good day.

How many babies are being named Zohran today?????

Ohhh baby. It’s that time of year again.

The ghost of Hugo Chávez put Mamdani on the ballot twice????

If Mamdani wins I’m moving to Portland

Wrestling season starts tonight with the St. Ignatius youth program. I’m very excited to strap my boots on and get back on the mat with the youngsters. I got seven kids from my son’s school to sign up. Rebuilding wrestling in Cleveland, baby.

Don’t mind me… I’m just at my in-laws… Watching Albania’s Got Talent

This new album from Faulty Cognitions is perfect “I SCROLL…. AND I SCROLL…”

Been waiting a long time for this one. LFGGGGGGGG

I hope you are both on your way to wrap up that manusCRYPT. 👻

I understand that times are tough but if you can’t pass out candy to children on Halloween night, then you need to check yourself.

What’s my fav horror film ever? I have two: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and It Follows.

Three years ago I received copies of my book on U.S. intervention in Venezuela… 😑😑😑

Unless Maduro leaves office, some sort of U.S. military action seems imminent. This is like Iraq in 2003 all over again. It’s not WMDs this time, but fentanyl which Venezuela has next to no part in. Like Iraq, though, they’ll just pivot to “promoting democracy” when 1/

Finally watching Weapons

All these people upset about the demolition of the White House… As if they were ever invited in there… Get a grip.

Ahhh man. I love Dead to Me. Glad to see them out there playing again, at The Fest. youtu.be/CfwMFd2bNFM?...

Supply and value chains. It's always* about supply and value chains

I feel like if Graham Platner had a chance to enroll in one of my Sociology courses he might understand how he’s become a vehicle for toxic masculinity. And we don’t need that any more.

Politicians need to talk about Club Bathroom Issues, not just kitchen table ones.

If Trump goes to war with Venezuela, the price of cocaine is going to skyrocket… So much for bringing prices down…

Fentanyl in Venezuela? You mean like WMDs in Iraq??? Yeah… Sounds familiar…

My seven-year-old son absolutely loves Yoko. He made me find him a shirt with him on it 🥲🥲🥲 Gone but never forgotten 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

Teaching a course titled the Sociology of Ed Gein next semester

Watching Friday the 13th Part 3 with my 7-year-old son Sebby. Sebby: Jason finds so many good hiding spots. He’s like a hide and seek professional.

What are we choosing?

the life and times of an american complicit showgirl, more like

Taylor Swift better speak up about Trump ordering the CIA to overthrow Venezuela or I’m not listening to her new album

Young Republicans praising Hitler… Swastika found in congressional office… But do you know who the real racist is?

My buddy is the communications director for Mamdani. He left his phd program to do it. It’s gotta be fun lol.

How gerrymandering can change election outcomes, in one chart www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp...

Do you live in Pittsburgh? My band is playing in Pittsburgh tomorrow night.

Mamdani for a Fox News interview???? LFGGGGGG -- Weds at 3pm www.mediaite.com/media/tv/jus...

In 2008, my band Echoes of Harpers Ferry stopped off in Plainfield, WI, on the way to play a show in Stevens Point to see Ed Gein's grave and the town of Plainfield. I was 23 years old at the time. Very eerie walking around in that graveyard and the town. Happy October everyone 🎃🎃🎃

Oh, to be a fly on the wall of the U.S. Embassy in the Bahamas…….

BRO… My band is playing with Samiam One of the greatest punk bands to ever do it 😭😭😭