Slamming our foot on the stupid pedal.

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

Borowczyk evening.

Huh. Everyone’s leaking against each other.

watching GWAR and shaking my head in disagreement

Improves your day no matter when you listen to it.

Jack Spicer

man what?

Update

They're... beautiful....... 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

From the wrestling ring to the halls of government, I’m always ready to fight for our neighbors! After 4 years as a professional wrestler, I’m stepping away for now to focus on my next fight: running for Mayor to deliver a Providence for all (no headlocks or chops needed).

It begins

I want to hear a bit more about how this new Wednesday album was recorded. Legit brilliant sound.

Well, fuck

An Update: I received an email canceling my contract as a columnist at @startribune.com after sharing this story publicly. (I had written columns past the one-year contract already + been asked to continue on in July).

Racking my brain to find a more complete basketball team than this year’s Lynx.

Claiming this statue should be the second priority for the Khanate.

"Common decency stigmatizes people that do not participate in it—removes them from voluntary association. We indeed have to live with one another, but terms and conditions apply." me on why Ezra Klein should be ashamed / why shame is Good Actually www.bostonreview.net/articles/how...

No more Cows?

Jim White & Zoh Amba parry in delightful form on a trip to the Oyster Bar of Grand Central Station on his new single and video “I Don’t Do / Grand Central.” klofmag.com/2025/09/jim-...

Why is everyone talking about the 1991 Mimi Rogers apocalyptic swinger film, The Rapture?

All right, fuck me up, The Smashing Machine

Worst re-write of Low's "Just Like Christmas" ever

No childhood hero ever held up better.

Why Defector is intervening to make public a confidential document in the Tyreek Hill case: defector.com/why-defector...

What movie do you consider “perfect?”

Helluva century we’ve had.

jesus, that’s right

Using this rewatch of Pump Up the Volume to determine which characters wouldn’t have gone maga.

As good a time as any to re-share this.

Beer number two for this Lynx game

put on your pants and get out of the slide, sir

Mets fans literally consoling themselves BY QUOTING CARL JUNG

the hell is happening today?

🏈 CIN 3 - 48 MIN 0:17 3Q This game has a 43.41% chance of ending in Scorigami. Most likely Scorigami: 55-3 (6.64%)

lol has CBS in Chicago shown any of the Vikings’ second half?

69-yard fumble return for Rodgers.

NFL throwback graphics on CBS are really rubbing my age in my face.

Nooooooooooooo

GWAR crossed a major line at riot fest

Muhammad Ali speaks at an anti-Vietnam War rally at the University of Chicago (1967) Photo: William Pauer for Chicago Sun-Times

Not sure if Fatso’s Last Stand has bags, but if they do, it had better goddamn be from there.

“statements and posts” and “essentially” working together to elevate my evening.

“Pelayo said her dad described being held in a room with at least 150 other men as ICE officers constantly yell at them and call them slurs. He also told his daughters detainees are only given food and water based on good behavior.” These are the conditions at the site of yesterday’s protest.

It’s also the case that he’s just plain stupid, which doesn’t negate the white supremacy, etc.

Twins broadcasts should probably stop doing pans around the stadium to show the crowd.

Our new restoration of Doris Wishman’s last-completed feature, DILDO HEAVEN (2002), has its world premiere this Sunday at Fantastic Fest in Austin! In the meantime, let’s flash back to this moment in television history…

as far as obituaries go, you'd be hard pressed to do better than this.

lake forever problems for now

so i found the video on The National News Desk's youtube channel and i opened it in an incognito window and the opening ad starts with a huge ripping fart noise