I will be governing your country remotely via shitposting and late night threats on social media. If you don’t do what I say, I will blockade, bomb and eventually starve you. This is called freedom

A champion for the planet and public health, a brilliant writer, and a fearless advocate to the end. Most of all, Tatiana was a loving mother, wife, daughter and sister. A remarkable woman who lives on in the hearts of her beautiful family. Sending my love and prayers.

Trump didn’t exactly refute the “personality of an alcoholic” allegations tonight

Sadly, this is accurate.

"It’s time for any Trump staffer with a shred of decency to resign." Honey, Diogenes equipped with a klieg light couldn't locate a Trump staffer with a shred of decency. Get real.

I know I've been beating this drum for over seven years now, but Donald Trump is a very and truly sick man who should be in a mental or penal institution and certainly not the White House.

The ravenous, all-consuming narcissism that has rotted the mind of this man requires that every event, every tragedy, every circumstance be ultimately about him. Others in the world do not exist as fully human; they operate only to validate Donald Trump. This is a gross display of mental illness.

I will never forgive RFK Jr. for what he’s done… never. The layers of hell he has unleashed in many different areas — not just healthcare — over the past two decades have caused so much damage, it’s overwhelming. He is one of the greatest villains of the 21st century.

ROSALITA: He was CONSTANTLY telling me to jump a little lighter. I said, “I’m one hundred thirty-five pounds, this is as light as I jump.” www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/bru...

Dear Santa, This Christmas, while delivering presents, please snatch Olivia Nuzzi, stuff her into your velvet sack, and drop her into the mouth of the live volcano of your choice on your way home. Gratefully, Literally everyone

Would it kill somebody to say “Nancy is not stupid.” It pains me to see the WH press corps just accept the abuse. Sends the wrong image to Americans and the world IMHO.

It is tragic to see what figures like Mamdani are doing to a once great Democratic Party. by Andrew Cuomo, Larry Summers, Alan Dershowitz, Bob Menendez, and Rod Blagojevich

Marjorie Taylor Greene harassed school shooting victims, advanced bigoted conspiracy theories, and has caused irreparable damage to millions of people. I am glad she and Trump are fighting. But she would need to apologize for YEARS to get me to consider forgiving the harm she's caused.

Of course they did.

What happened, @nytimes.com? Why not stand by your original headline? Because it’s absolutely an accurate representation of this trash conversation. To publish this at all should be a fireable offense - but to publish it as women’s rights are being decimated is deeply immoral, bordering on evil

We are going to have to remove Trump’s name off the White House, because you know before he leaves office its gonna look like this

will there be any followup to this fascinating story by the president of the united states that a friend of his sent him a check for $130 million dollars and the president is going to give the money to the military because i for one am fascinated about the details tbh

There is a gulf in America. I submit it is the gulf between good and evil, or at least not-evil and evil. The gulf is not just between people who oppose this and people who are indifferent to it or reluctantly accept it in support of immigration policy or see it as collateral damage. /1

My daughter has been riding the subway since she was 5 and she loves it because she isn't a scared loser like McClains daughter

Trump is pronouncing "acetaminophen" the right way. by Ezra Klein

No wonder Trump fans are brain dead. These ads. My lord. Imagine seeing these ads every time the president posts. (Went there bc @numb.comfortab.ly posted a funny glitch)

Charlie Kirk’s killer must face justice, but calling for the death penalty goes too far. The man isn’t homeless. by Brian Kilmeade

Tyler Robinson Was Practicing Web Browsing Exactly Right, By Ezra Klein

The nexus is violent white men but everyone is supposed to pretend this is not the case.

We don’t yet know what motivated the person who shot and killed Charlie Kirk, but this kind of despicable violence has no place in our democracy. Michelle and I will be praying for Charlie’s family tonight, especially his wife Erika and their two young children.

Reboot Anthony Bourdain’s “No Reservations” but with Alan Dershowitz and the whole show is just enjoying him never getting food because he’s a querulous, joyless douche and he’s constantly demanding that the Laotian street vendor or whoever denounce Hamas before he’ll try the khao jee

I do not care that you are not “surprised.” Please. You have no idea how tiresome it is when you post that something horrible, fascist, authoritarian is “not surprising.” Nothing is “surprising” anymore. But a lot of it is horrible and frightening. Let’s deal with it together.

I am willing to give up everything I know about Trump and Epstein, on condition that I am readmitted to the Martha’s Vineyard social scene. by Alan Dershowitz

Whether it's liberals putting fliers on the windshield of Chris Cillizza's Tesla or conservative zip-tying toddlers and sending them to torture prisons, both sides could use a lesson in basic civility.

Scientist say it is unlikely that Joe Biden was executed and replaced by clones. But at this Imagine Dragons concert, they aren’t so sure.

“A review of Hegseth’s thesis by The Daily Princetonian, in consultation with three experts on plagiarism, found eight instances of uncredited material, sham paraphrasing, and verbatim copying.”

Writing with friends.

Whether this was an honest mistake or a regrettable decision, it is the result of treating fascists like a normal political opposition party instead of as the Nazis they are. If you truly believe they're evil (they are), then you're nowhere near the Oval Office under any circumstances.

Dickless chode

I miss DEI

Tim Kaine: "It's not anonymous when your own mother writes you the letter telling you you gotta get help."

Saying goodbye to Dr. King. I climbed a pole for a better view. Remember that truth and light can't die. It lives inside y'all, and they can't take it away.

shoutout to the dudes who insisted that a vote for harris was a vote for endless war. you crazy for that one!

My 3 y/o was reading Meta’s new community standards when she turned to me, gravely, and asked: “Daddy, why don’t people like the nice tech bro man with the fro and the bling?” And when I told her “because woke America has been neutered of its masculine energy,” she started crying.

the top of that piece mentions how palmer likes to blend fans with friends. we instantly see how this becomes predatory: those fans will go along with whatever you ask, do free labor for the privilege of your company. her enjoyment of that power imbalance is its own form of abuse. and betrayal.

When the Secretary of Defense transitions from a black 4-star general to a white cable news host, we’ll have ended DEI and brought back the meritocracy. by Charlie Kirk

Trump: We will strangle the scarecrow child for national spaghetti purposes Fox: Strangle plan is smart strategically CNN: Voters talk scarecrow child at national spaghetti diner NYT: Pomp And Spaghettistance? Trump Muses On Scarecrow Child's Fate Meta: We are donating $1m to the strangle fund

New: Meta employees are furious about a new policy that allows users to call LGBTQ+ people "mentally ill." Some have resigned in protest. Some LGBTQ+ employees have started saying they if they are 'mentally ill' they should get leave of absences from work www.404media.co/its-total-ch...

when a nazi dies

Justin Trudeau’s biggest mistake? Not going on Joe Rogan.

“working with RFK” reminds me of the anti-trafficking groups who tried to ignore the danger of QAnon when they had taken over the national narrative of sex trafficking… as if they could piggyback on conspiracy theorists “raising awareness” and pivot back to themselves…