The United States is now in a two front war in Iran and Minneapolis.

Late stage capitalism ≠ a free market, exhibit 9,642

Today it is snowballs. Tomorrow it could be rocks, or bottles, or baseballs, or great pumpkins.

Don't know why, but I just recalled this picture:

It's better not to tweet and be thought a fascist idiot than to tweet and take away all doubts.

I don't know, our current fascist regime is rather unstable and unpopular.

Every accusation is an admission.

I live in a college town. I've seen douche bros drunk in the streets with more dignity.

The SOTU will be so dignified and Presidential, won't it?

Good morning New York. Kids, enjoy your snow day!

(Take your pick among the clowns): "I am the most foolish and incompetent member of the Trump Administration!" Kash Patel: "Literally, hold my beer."

I already knew Kash Patel was an unserious person who lacked judgement. What dismays me is that apparently there was no one in the US Olympic Hockey team organization who realized how bad this would look and stepped in to stop it.

"Paint me like one of your French girls . . . and then Impeach and convict this entire administration of idiots."

This sport has come a long way since the days we all knew who Jeff Gilooly was. So much more fun watching people support each other in competition instead of tearing each other down.

Can't wait for the next season of Minneapolis Girls to drop.

I certainly hope you saw this @jortsthecat.bsky.social

Someone has to do the whole Downfall but for this. Please, I beg of you!

Answer: what's wrong with that statement is Trump is President. So, so wrong.

The prophet is proved correct. @cait.bsky.social

Wow, some serious Gloucester to Clarence in the Tower vibes here. "Fiat justitia ruat caelum"

Maybe some special forces guys dressed as Revolutionary Guard members will attack a US Radio station. That oughta do it. share.google/VZesDpJGaP4k...

Coming soon: "I am deeply concerned that my colleagues have eliminated the filibuster, nevertheless, I support the SAVE Act and will vote for it."

THERE AIN'T NO RULE SAYS A DOG CAN'T CROSS COUNTRY SKI!

Yes. Also, see Vaccination, death rates prior to.

Trump wanted it so it was done. This is the Führerprinzip in action. The Führerprinzip "placed Adolf Hitler's word above all written law, and meant that government policies, decisions, and officials all served to realize his will." share.google/ZrgIzZdfZutI...

If you can vote for funding for ICE after this, you are not redeemable.

"See what you made me do" is a classic domestic abuser tactic.

"The Fourth Amendment, as you know, is more of a guideline, really."

If you are in NYC, the CDS (Cat Distribution Service) is calling.

Surprised someone who could field so flawed an analogy knows how to pronounce "intellectually inconsistent." Next step is to learn what it means.

This. This, this this. There are certainly some applications where AI can be a useful tool. Writing is not one of them.

Good trouble.

. . . the people Had squandered the confidence of the government And could only win it back By redoubled work. Would it not in that case Be simpler for the government To dissolve the people And elect another? - Berrhold Bercht, 'Die Losung' ('The Solution')

On this day in 1855, Michigan enacted a law to thwart the Fugitive Slave act by creating state due process rights for persons accused of fleeing slavery, and denying the use of county jails for detention of slaves. Maybe it's time to dust this idea off and do it again. share.google/353BCdr6BXvm...

I'd call this a classic Kinsley gaffe.

Fiat iustitia etsi caeli ruant. Let justice be done though the heavens fall.

I will believe it when I see it. Stay strong, Minnesotans!

My wife had trouble shutting down her brain last night because she kept thinking about how to turn himbo Marshallmallow here into an internet sensation. What do you think? Should she go for it?

When you look like a twelve year old incel they do that to you, Brian.

And it wasn't all good, either. The revisions of previous reports, in fact, are pretty ugly!

This entire administration needs to be impeached. Hell, if we can find an ice flow in this age of climate change, they need to be put on one and set adrift.

Are we going to war with Mexico, now?

The economy will be trashed, we will be international pariahs, the nation will be dotted in concentration camps, but the vultures will be well fed on America's corpse.

Ham sandwiches are going to be starting a crime wave soon if this keeps up.

Every accusation is an admission.

It's paedophiles all the way down.

The plan is to get other countries to boycott so the US men's team can finally catch up with the women.

During the civil rights era, hotels and municipalities would fill in their pools rather than share a pleasant swim with a black person. Trumpies would rather have a recession than share prosperity with people of color. Assholes.

Hi GenZ! Welcome to your third recession brought to you by the party that everyone says is "better on the economy."

As a Mitten state citizen I consider refusing to allow the *Gordie Howe* International Bridge to open to be a personal insult.