It’s sad that our reality ranks pretty poorly against many of the dystopian futures predicted in media

SoFi Stadium workers threaten to strike if ICE isn't banned from World Cup games

Did you guys hear about Will Stancil leaking the Tinder ICE Honey Trap details just to take credit for the work done by women for months (ruining the entire operation by doing so)?

As I enter the final week of my 40s, I decided to do a proper porch session.

Jesus tap-dancing Christ

On International Workers Day, as with any day, we have but one demand of the boss - We only want the world. And it is about time we take it.

Did most of the Hawks die in a bus crash before the game?

Why? Why resume? No one gives a fuck about your dinner.

Please, dear god, let this be the day.

That mentalist should have seen that coming.

The most appropriate word for my day is farcical.

That’s some bullshit

Wait, is Portland’s coach the rat who trained the ninja turtles?

“I can’t afford T-shirts” ass motherfucker

NBA Playoff lead in “look at these men sharing bodily fluids” I shit you not. That was the lead in from the commercial break.

Asking AI to tell you how to “hit the big shot” is the whitest shit I’ve ever seen.

I thought that shit shark movie ad had Scott Bakula in it. [Looks up vast] Aaron Eckhart? Eh…same thing.

Man, I miss the Pacers run from last year.

Just gave my family the whole background for the Trailblazers game so they know the plot lines.

I am more qualified to negotiate peace with Iran than anyone in this administration. That stands on its own, but also because I negotiate family DoorDash orders about once a week.

The NSA and FBI have been spying on you without a warrant using section 702 of FISA for decades. Trump wants Congress to renew the law. Here are concrete examples of how this law has been abused – across administrations – and why Congress shouldn't rubber-stamp it.

blow it up

Nice win

Fuck Chris Dudley

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One more wee boost for the Monday crowd then I'll rest my repost button! :)

They are totally going to fuck up that AI farm.

Pacers are obviously out this year. I guess it’s time to watch them Blazers.

Basically we're at a point where if you love and accept your trans child and don't abuse them the government will criminalize both you and your child.

You're gonna look at me and tell me I'm wrong

They did let me pick the music before the anesthesia kicked in. It happened to be the 50th anniversary of Thin Lizzy’s “The Boys Are Back in Town”, so I went with that. @nowarbutclasswar.bsky.social accused me of picking the date specially for that.

So, got snipped yesterday. Everything went fine, but I’m not so impressed with their shaving skills. Got a bit of a Friar Tuck situation going on. My ballsack:

I have a minor surgery tomorrow and I was told no drugs or booze in the 24hrs leading up to it. Suffice it to say I’m exceeding my rate limit as well.

Feels like there’s something I’m supposed to do today…

one time when I was in university studying in the library there was a little hole in the drywall with an arrow that said “in here” and I looked in the hole and there was a folded up piece of paper that said “in here” and when I unfolded the paper a bunch of pubes fell out and it said “pubes”

For more than a week, Amazon has managed to keep a death at its Troutdale, Oregon, facility out of public view. Workers I spoke to are pissed.

Head on a swivel, motherfucker

Absent all other context, issuing a statement calling the Pope weak on crime is hilarious.

“And make no mistake…uh…fuck that dude …uh in particular.”

I was hoping Orban died, but this is okay too.

Just a little too high for a Sunday evening if I’m being honest with y’all.

The Artemis II Mission was also a hopeful event because everyone was competent, everything was based in taking science forward and it wasn’t funded by a cartoon villain billionaire and we aren’t used to seeing that kind of national event from America anymore.

We’re…blockading the blockade? Fuck, let’s bomb our own oil production facilities too.

They fucked it up already? I really shouldn’t be surprised, but still.

Another trip to the dealership service department, another attempt by them to recommend REPLACING THE ENTIRE FUCKING ENGINE in car that’s over 9 years old.

It’s been a week, fam. It may be one of those rare Thursday night gummy kind of weeks.

I was productive at work this morning for some dumb reason. Guess it time to doomscroll and watch the clock.