Naming Pete Hegseth's bitch-ass the "Secretary Of War" is like naming me the "Secretary Of Walking".

My brother and sister in law went last year and they've been begging me to go next year. Today they sent me this... www.rockthebellscruise.com/lineup/

I wouldn't pay that much to go see Tupac and Biggie co-headline a show on the Moon w/ special guests Sean P, J. Dilla, Amy Winehouse, Elvis and Michael Jackson.

If someone hands you a winning lottery ticket, why TF would you throw it away? Trump called different reporters "PIGGY" and "STUPID". All one of them had to do was say "FUCK YOU, BITCH", instant billionaire.

Think about this for a minute... Trump got a peace prize....from soccer. Think about that. The President of FIFA, one of the most corrupt organizations in the world, heard Trump's bitching and moaning about not getting a Nobel Peace Prize, so they made one up and gave it to him. Hilarious.

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Hey, Dan Gamble didn't do any crazy shit last night and the Lions won. Weird how that works.

What happened to those rapping "Latinos For Trump" pendejos? Haven't seen them around in awhile. Did they get deported?

Thou shalt hold Pete Hegseth accountable for his crimes against humanity.

Trump calling someone "THE WORST OF THE WORST" is hilarious. Pray for Trump. Psalm 109:8. 🙏🏾

Odell Beckham Jr. has lost his fucking mind.

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Just die, MF. Quit fighting it and just croak already. Put a smile on the faces of billions of people. I'm ready for the much ballyhooed "OOKOUT".

Also. It's where I learned the difference between "MAIMING WITH INTENT TO KILL" and "MAIMING BY MOB". & learning how many felonies the Commonwealth could charge 18 year old me with for what I considered to be a fight. A fight with an M16 present, but still just a fight. 🤷🏾‍♂️

Naw, I'm not allowed back in VA.

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Trump just gets on TV and lies like a fucking rug. Lord.

How TF did Afghan nationals morph into Somalis?

Just in case you're keeping score, after Ashli Babbit, National Guardsman Sarah Beckstrom is the second woman that Trump got shot and killed with his bullshit.

So let me get this straight...Trump calls a reporter "PIGGY", calls another "STUPID", calls Gov. Pritzker a "FAT SLOB", cancels the jobs report and the GDP report and nobody says shit. Then people have the nerve to sing that "HOME OF THE BRAVE" part in their anthem. Hilarious.

Reporters are scared to hold this 79 year old child's feet to the fire, for fear that they'll be kicked out of the press pool. Here's a thought, if you're just going to lob this imbecile softball questions, then you don't belong there anyway.

If you want to get shot eating Ben's Chili Bowl and listening to Chuck Brown, you could just be a regular D.C. dude, you didn't have to join the National Guard for that.

Join the National Guard!!! You too can be deployed into a U.S. city by a 79 year old 5 year old and a drunken ex-FOHX nEwS host!!! Be given the absolute privilege to die for absolutely nothing!!! 'Merica!!!

Dan Campbell hates points so much.

LET'S GO DETROIT JAHMYRS!!!

Trump got them shot. If they weren't there, they wouldn't have been shot. Trump had them deployed there. Pretty simple.

Yup.

"MICHAEL JORDAN DRESSES LIKE A PREGNANT LESBIAN." - Kevin Hart It's funny because it's true.

Trump got some guardsmen shot for no™ reason.

I see Trump got two National Guardsmen shot for no™ reason. In response, Trump and Hegseth are going to deploy 500 more reserves to the nation's capitol. While they're at it, they should put gasoline in all of the fire hydrants in D.C. too.

I had been suspicious of Bill Maher for a long while because he's had some weirdo takes over the years, but I knew for certain that Maher was crazy when he seriously mentioned SAS as a viable candidate for president in 2028.

I REALLY miss Twitter.

🎯🎯🎯. Just like all of those idiots went to jail / got convicted for Trump; Manafiort, Cohen, Bannon, Wiesselberg, Roger Stone, Sidney Powell, Peter Navarro, etc...

Marjorie Traitor Greene finally got sick of the MAGAts and Trump's bullshit. Actually she got sick of all of the political bullshit in Washington.

Trump really does take his cues from the last person that he's in the room with. He actually seemed like a human when he met with Mamdani. The problem is that Trump surrounds himself with fuck boys, so the last person in the room with him is usually a dickhead.

Naw, that's that X bullshit. I'm talking about Twitter. Specifically 2009-2911 Twitter.

I miss Twitter.

It's in the files.

This dumb MF Trump really has about a 100 word vocabulary.

Trump said that he never falls asleep. Sure, Jan.

I ain't worried about that. At the end of 17 games it's going to be what it's going to be.

Hey, they don't break Grindr whenever they get together for nothing.

EGGZACKLEE. We don't need the fucking Houston Gamblers. Kick two FGs, Jamo doesn't act like an idiot, and we win. Instead we go 0-5 on 4th down. We basically gave them 3 points with the fake punt from our 40.

It's like, why be good if you're just going to jack rec anyway. He did the shit in the NFC championship game in 03 and he pulled that fake punt shit against GB a couple years ago. Dan is stubborn AF.

Yeah, that's pretty much what I said. However, now it might be a Republicant dick, and MAGAts are ok with that.

False alarm. Jeffrey Epstein's brother confirmed that the Bubba in question is not in fact, Bill Clinton. Naw, Trump sucked some other dude named Bubba's dick, but he might be a Republicant so I know the MAGAts are relieved.

Dan is a great practice coach. He gotta stop playing Tecmo Bowl with humans on game days.

Ummmm...I have no™ idea what that lion's name is. It could be Lion-O Richie, I have no™ idea.

I'm convinced that Dan Campbell truly hates points and he thinks that you win the game by the number of times that you go for it on 4th down.

Jeffrey Epstein called Trump the worst person he'd ever known. I repeat, JEFFREY EPSTEIN called TRUMP the worst person he'd ever known. Let that shit sink in.