Mike Johnson looks like a MF that Gay Conversion Therapy didn't work on.

The Trump Administration is Profa.

My man Rig.

Your pReSiDeNt is remedial.

Lately I've been agreeing with Marjorie Traitor Greene and Nick "The Nazi" Fuentes. I feel dirty. Like, dirtier than usual. Pig Pen dirty.

I bet that Trump truly regrets taking this picture with his BFF.

Imagine that you're a US military general with a forward command in one of the most dangerous places on earth and you get called home to be lectured by an idiot who drunk-texted war plans to his friends, and an imbecile who got 5 draft deferments and also kisses our enemies' ass.

Not the majority and they sure didn't do it that day. At least not in front of the other generals.

Saltines are obsessed with black people. Fucking weirdos.

The US military generals are serious people. They don't have time to listen to Trump & Hegseth's bullshit.

First of all, Stephen Miller is a grade A bitch. Second of all, which really should have been first; saltines are obsessed with black people. Fucking weirdos.

Body slam him.

I know that there's a Republicant majority in the House and Senate and that there's a Republicant in the Oval Office. The government shutdown is still the Democrats fault, because... black people!!!

Trump & Hegseth just had a stupid-ass meeting with all the generals and shit and these idiots are bitching and moaning about Bad Bunny. TF.

I don't give AF if someone wants to dress up like a squirrel and smang some broad in a Bucky The Buckeye mascot suit. That's not my business.

Republicants are obsessed with two things; black people and people who live alternative lifestyles.

These idiots think I'm not a Democrat because Dems want men to play in women's sports. Man, I could give AF less if some 6'2" dude in North Dakota wants to play center for the D8 Lady Jackrabbits. I'm not a Democrat because I'm more BLA than I am BLM.

Eric Adams dropped out of the NY mayoral race? Dang, I just knew he was a shoo-in. Now it's between the good Muslim who wants to help everyone, the idiot with the raspberry beret, and the sexual predator. The funny thing is, this country is so ridiculous that I have no™ idea who's gonna win.

Ummmm, "Top Democrats" are inherently stupid, Mehdi. "Top" Democrats are stupid and Republicants are all evil "bottoms". You know this.

When they grow up?

Wait ...so I guess The Rapture didn't come, huh? Bummer.

This is hilarious. Trump is fucking up the entire world and MAGAts are mad at a MF who looks like this.

I seriously hope that walking around singing "WE SHALL OVERCOME" works on this fascist bitch Trump and his battalion of masked fluffers, but I don't know. This scum seems like they only respect violence. Be respected.

The funny thing about Trump's America and this authoritarian bent is that everyone knows what needs to be done. The capitulating is sickening and I had no™ idea that Americans were such cowards. Home of The Brave, my ass.

Awwww. True love.

I will be listening.

I have never heard a Bad Bunny song in my life, but what I'm not gonna do is disparage that man and begrudge him his shine. Evidently he pisses MAGA off and that's good enough for me, so I'll DEFINITELY be watching.

All teams lose the week after they play the Lions, unless they're playing someone like Dallas. Detroit hangover.

Imagime being dumb enough to listen to these three idiots for medical advice.

What the guy with the beard said.

Hey Brendan Carr, Jimmy Kimmel is back on ABC tonight.

I just realized that none of my white friends have ever tried to tell me what's wrong with the black community. NEVER. Not even once. Weird.

They sure in TF will.

I can't wait until Jimmy Kimmel is a guest on Colbert.

People don't talk about this enough. Source: Rolling Stone share.google/g1wGg5pfy3QV...

I have got to get TF off of this dumb-ass timeline.

The whole THE BOYS / GEN V universe is trolling TF out of MAGAts and they don't even get it.

It's crazy how they lowered the flag for Robert Redford's death.

Man, I just had to tell someone that "NO™ MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU TRY TO INSULT ME, NEITHER CHARLIE KKKIRK OR GEORGE FLOYD ARE COMING BACK. JUST LEAVE IT AT THAT."

So I watched "HIGHEST TO LOWEST" last night and I have 3 observations. 1) Spike Lee needs to retire. 2) Denzel with waves is still just Denzel. 3) that chick at the end can SANG.

Megyn Kelly acting like Obama was Farrakhan is hilarious.

Wait...so Charlie Kkkirk gets killed by a white man in Utah, HBCUs in Virginia , Alabama, Georgia Louisiana & Florida receive threats, causing Trump to vow to send the military to....Memphis? TF.

People need to watch what they say, what they manifest with their words. Words are powerful. With every syllable you’re building a fighter & it can either fight for you or it can turn into a monster and turn on you. 🤷🏾‍♂️

People keep saying that Charlie Kkkirk shouldn't have died for his opinions. This ain't new. People have been dying for their opinions since the beginning of time. Wars get fought over opinions.

Stephen Miller is so stupid that he thinks that Charlie Kkkirk is going to heaven. Bless his heart.

The call is coming from inside the house.

This is what I want to know...when all these pundits are on CNN and MSNBC saying "WE HAVE TO TURN DOWN THE RHETORIC"...who TF is "WE"? Say Trump's name.

You fight Stephen Miller right before you fight Trump.

Right, GTFOHWTB.

Trump is the Final Boss in the game of "RACISM".