this is so fucking stupid

"Please provide a review of every experience you have" culture has truly peaked, I have just been asked to review the facility where I went to get a Coast Guard-mandated drug screening

i wish bart trains had little hooks on the seats so i could hang my bag

What an amazing headline to have written about yourself. "The man betting everything on cryptocurrency and Jeff Fisher." techcrunch.com/2025/10/20/t...

i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w

a car’s horn should be as loud on the inside of the car as it is on the outside

Once when canvassing I asked a voter his #1 concern and it was "yard sales are not enforcing sales tax"

they are so close to understanding the entire point of trade

who up preppin’ their meals for the week?

I can't explain this but backing into a parking spot feels like cop behavior

said it forever and i’ll say it again for you guys in the cheap seats, it’s cool to be nice. being a huge dork is punk rock in its own way. be the full sized candy bars house at halloween. return the shopping carts. pick up that little piece of trash on the sidewalk. it’s cool to be mister rogers.

people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath

me: maybe if i go on a 5 mile walk on saturday, my dog will be too tired for a long walk on sunday my dog: haha, you idiot

It's been one year since the greatest announcer call in college football history: "OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!"

Spectacular robbery of the French crown jewels at the Louvre today: three masked men climbed a ladder, broke a window, lifted nine priceless pieces from the Apollo gallery, got away on motorbikes. No one hurt. Reportedly the most famous piece in the room, the 140 carat Regent diamond, was not taken.

I realize that all the "we are going to win" inspiration posting codes as aesthetically liberal (being left is being unimpressed) and invites the responses you'd guess from a certain genre of more radical than thou poster but still surprised at the particular condescension strategies people go for

Some folks were worried that they'd sic thugs on the protestors or declare martial law. Instead they posted AI videos and complained. These people have no juice. Their supporters are cowards. They are are all bark and no bite. They collapse when we push back. Remember that.

I thought I was done laughing at Florida State but then again they're losing to Stanford in a conference game at 1:40 AM eastern

You can’t spell “enshittiphication” without “ESPN.”

you’re not allowed to rush the field as the defending conference champs

Somewhere in the United States someone who invested their life savings into an inflatable frog costume business to the dismay of everyone that knew them is having the best week of their life and handing I Told You Sos to those who doubted them.

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

They'll cast these rallies as "angry" but everyone there is plainly having a great time because it's fun to get together with like-minded people to engage in the oldest American tradition: telling a tyrant to eat shit

College football's playoffs should not be "best record." It should be "weirdest game." If you score 4 touchdowns on defense in a game you're ranked number 1

the new BART gates are fundamentally flawed and must be replaced

love to be a pedestrian and almost get clipped by a distracted driver pulling out of a fast food drive thru. great urban walking experience

to be cringe is to be free

The reason gullible people believe all protesters are paid is because they can't conceive of anyone giving a shit about anyone other than themselves.

Jeff Brohm is out of control lol, three QBs out there, all split out wide with WR taking the snap.

i wish my ira brokerage firm would stop sending me survey emails asking how my latest transaction experience was with them. it was a the same automatic deposit transaction i’ve done twice a month for years. it’s fine! i don’t need a survey!

hahah what the fuck??

my office recently changed to 100% in office with no hybrid wfh option and it absolutely sucks ass

most of the time when i’m wearing over ear headphones, im not even listening to music. i just like that everything is quieter

“Tomorrow!” cried Toad. “I will do it all tomorrow!”

you know what’s a really great invention? dishwashers

i forgot how hard it was to sketch on @bart.gov

i’m watching a grown ass man pick his nose on the train right now. dude is really getting in there. gross.

a rare crossover event: 1) bring back shame 2) I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win

I worked late late last night cranking out massing context visualization studies for a new housing project. Today, the city planner told us that “we’re going to need to take our visualizations in a different direction because it looks ‘out of scale’ with the neighborhood” ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

All kids are OUR kids. Ones in your kids class. Ones on the wrong side of the tracks. Ones in cities. Ones in the boonies. ones whose parents vote like idiots. Kids in Palestine, & Kenya, & Europe. And we should do everything we can to protect them, to feed them, to give them a better world.

shhhh, no tears. only dreams.

just started reading “Battle Cry Of Freedom” on my commute today. 2 chapters in and i’m already getting really hyped on the union

As a historian, I can certify that we are in the bad times. But bad times eventually end. In the meantime: • Figure out a small way to help someone • Figure out a small way to fight back • Figure out a small place to find joy • Figure out a small way to grow and thrive And do it often.

i’m a kid! i’m 40!

No 👏 Kings 👏 includes 👏 Draft 👏 Kings

lady at the shawarma shop said i have a great mustache, so i’ll be riding that high the rest of the day