not to get cuteness aggression on main but do you think oscar isaac would let me chew on him a little bit

We're giving the military how much?! With @clareblackwood.bsky.social @ianmmacintyre.bsky.social and @mmmegan.bsky.social

can you believe none of these fools knew what a double entendre is

same energy

and when there was only one set of footprints, that was when Dracula had taken me, and I was fighting Dracula in the air, and he bit me, and I too became Dracula, and I flew in the air as Dracula, but then I remembered we were doing beach stuff, so I came back

neutering a pub that produced some of the decade’s best progressive political reporting is crazy. folding that pub into the most Let-Them-Eat-Cake-ass magazine on the newsstand is a statement

my parents never made me do organized sports so unfortunately my default reaction here is blood-soaked vengeance

I have ZERO good sportsmanship in my body it is on sight Los Angeles

are you shitting my dick bro

god’s light does not touch this baseball diamond

The innings will continue until morale improves.

I am going to peel my own skin off HOW DO BASEBALL FANS LIVE LIKE THIS

PROJECTILE VOMITING A VISCOUS BLACK BILE DUE TO ORGANIZED SPORTS

if we lose this thing i’m gonna swallow a baseball whole like a snake

BASEBALL NO

I don’t think I have the intestinal fortitude to care about baseball this much on a regular basis

Los Angeles Dodgers have angered the Canadians. May God have mercy on them all.

BOYFIGHT!!! A BASEBALL BOYFIGHT!!!!!!!

sometimes baseball is good brother

not only do people have to do the depression walk home from the rogers centre tonight, some of them have to do it dressed like the lorax

brother if we don’t get some runs…….

my lil lobster

just learned some bad news on the subway: apparently they got lizards at the aquarium now

I am an enemy of capitalism!! (sees you can get a banana dog in fortnite now) I am willing to negotiate an amicable partnership with capitalism,

and before you ask, yes, one of the randomize name options for dog sidekicks is Gilda

(zooming through the streets of Toronto on an actively smoking hoverboard) ARIANA’S BRUNETTE AGAIN! EVERYBODY!! LISTEN!!! ARI’S BACK TO BRUNETTE!!!!

that was crazy. I think for game 4 we should allow biting

ok for this inning I think everybody should get a bat and they can hit whatever they want

17 goddamn innings. please god do not let this game reach the age of majority

organ player bout to start playing my funeral dirge

could not have picked a worse night to bandwagon. I’m consuming a lifetime’s worth of baseball in one sitting

I’m watching an illegal stream of the game on tik tok and the host has to use filters to keep the feed up so im consuming this hell game like this fyi

in Canada this is actually the 62nd inning when you account for the exchange rate

this is how we repair US-Canada relations. keep the game going until nobody cares who wins anymore. we all become equals under the oppressive thumb of unyielding baseball

the time has come to throw a second baseball in there just to see what happens

This game is really not selling me on joining the baseball fandom tbh

If you're a voice actor, especially new/fresh talent from an underrepresented or diverse demographic, PLEASE make sure your demo/reel is available and easily accessible! We want to hire you but have to be able to hear you first!!! 🙏

they could have just boiled chucky in a stock pot. problem solved

my tiktok algo is getting way too specific. I just got a video of two men, both of whom look exactly like my dad, having a fist fight at a bus stop I totally drove past last week

omg yes. have heard SO MANY horror stories from friends about extreme exec micromanagement. good ideas are strangled in the cradle in favor of endless trend-chasing, a hyperfixation on nostalgic IP exploitation, & the definition of “success” exclusively becoming “makes a billion at the box office.”

more like Blue Yays am I right ladies

one moment you’re all “eat the rich,” the next you’re watching the love luxury lady unbox a $3,000 cutlery storage egg

I am the inventor of the secret gas they pump into every Costco that makes people wanna drive it like they stole it. Ask me anything

if you’re looking for alternatives I would also be willing to spend $1 trillion in the next five years just hmu

(takes a screenshot of ChatGPT) I own OpenAI shares in my mind palace now :)

today I saw a recipe that replaced “salt to taste” with “salt by instinct” and the alpha wolf inside me was truly so pleased

the gentle, palpable unrest at the stardew valley concert when footage of what was supposed to be a Summer Year 1 farm was clearly a Summer Year 3 farm

2/3 of the guys in the newest trivago ad have bar none the craziest veneers I’ve ever seen

a man just tried to relate to me by asking “has taylor swift ever written a song about kelsey grammar?”