it kind of blows my mind how much AI enthusiasts devalue reliable accuracy. for a while there we had an internet where you could find an accurate and truthful answer to almost any question you could think of. We have traded that away for…..? I’m not entirely sure what the gains are here

I will +1 this and add: do some basic research about tax-advantaged/registered investment accounts in your country. In Canada for example, you will get a nice tax refund based on your contributions to your RRSP. Any gains earned in a TFSA are tax-free. Your money can make more money!

being online these days basically enrols you in a compulsory course called Dave Portnoy Wrongly Explains the Constitution Via Screenshot

just bought a full labubu cowboy outfit including tiny six shooter. at what point am I obligated to bring this hobby up in therapy

does anyone else’s pet refuse to eat out of a bowl, instead insisting upon eating every meal out of a fuck-ass contraption you make out of recyclables?

No no no, you see, *this* pundit shared his poisonous hate speech in a very neutral tone, so we should celebrate his civility,

imagine going on a dating show to find the love of your life and this is the pull quote they use for you

I am everyone’s weird coworker

boldest use of the word “lazy” I’ve seen in a minute

(bob dylan voice) skeet skeet skeetin’ on heaven’s feed

what’s your most evil trait? I’ll go first: when I find a single shoe at Marshall’s I will hide it, so the person who obviously intentionally hid the other shoe feels the way I felt - DISAPPOINTED AND SHOELESS

every time god ragequits valorant he throws a wireless mouse down to earth. and that’s where horseshoe crabs come from 😌

but when I book mandatory 30-minute labubu collection tour on zoom I get dinged for “wasting company resources” because it’s “irrelevant to the scope of my employment” smdh

just saw the new skullpandas. those sick bastards at popmart won’t leave me alone will they

not me just realizing I’ve been mixing up babymonster and babymetal for a month and a half

an apostrophe is simply a sky comma

does anyone else get the urge to cry when they see something really small and cute because I just picked Gilly up from her haircut and almost lost it

this is one of my top three favorite tweets of all time

my best breakup advice is to take all of the energy you were putting into the relationship and laser-focus it into becoming demonically hot

everyday conversations with @mmmegan.bsky.social

sad for all the medieval women who lived and died without a Dyson airwrap

meta’s entire AI program is about to be nuked from space by america’s princess

your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks

this sick freak loves getting caught digging on her digging pillow

omg so crazy!! I’ve been saying the only thing that would make chatgpt better is if it snitched to the cops! great minds :)

Cartilage: It’s Bone Lube!™️

“It’s exactly like 2 ghosts fuckin’.” - @rjlackie.com, reviewing my work

everything reminds me of him

saluting the capitalistic fortitude of the rogers centre for putting a little gerard way t-shirt on a vodka cran and charging $30 for it 🫡

really strong showing of people wearing orthotic vans at the venue tonight

family guy. my chemical romance. remember me (2010). in some ways one could say that no entertainment exec on earth will ever contribute as much to popular culture as the events of 9/11

if the catholic god (the pope’s dad) is real, My Chemical Romance will play Vampire Money tonight. any other outcome…… no god

burping on a GLP-1

(calling the port of hong kong) can you tell all the boats to drive faster please? one of them has my korean sunscreen on it but idk which one 💖 thanks bestie

Gilda is doing a temperament test at a boarding facility today. tell me why she’s posing like Bigfoot in her update photo

this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like

RJ and I are the living embodiment of that thought experiment where one guard always tells the truth and one guard always lies

my doctor just called to tell me The Beaverton was featured in Canadian Geographic and let me tell you, “I just saw you in a nature magazine!” hits different coming from someone who has seen your cervix in 4K

thank you all for the billions of dollars you have invested in my endeavour. it is a delight that you have re-centred the nation’s entire economy around my idea. unfortunately, I am beginning to think that I may not find that unicorn that pisses gold and shits diamonds like I promised,

home sick from work today. how much DayQuil to convince myself I’m capable of doing a cartwheel

just saw a gender reveal that involved setting a stork’s package ON FIRE to reveal the most melted wax baby (girl!) of all time

the best name for a dog is Three Dogs in a Trenchcoat and it’s not even close

Lafufu Eaters Georg was an outlier adn should not have been counted

(elbowing geologists out of my way) LET ME SUCK ON THE SANDWICH ROCK

to add onto this, “learning how to do (creative thing) is miserable” is the craziest take I’ve ever read. Nothing on this earth has brought me more happiness and fulfillment than writing thousands of bad jokes in the pursuit of learning to write better jokes, and I’m not kidding

I like a man with a visibly thick skull. someone who could take 3-4 direct whacks to the head with a metal baseball bat and just keep walking. That is true masculinity to me

coming out of letterboxd retirement to add to my disgusting alden ehrenreich review list (weapons edition)

godzilla’s mouth beam is actually just a highly concentrated stream of kiss energy

ugh, one piece. 1000+ episodes of television glamorizing piracy. what happened to abiding by the laws of the sea