Happy birthday to my dear fake sister @werewolfface.bsky.social, go buy her art! hilarious autocomplete error in the first version, if you saw that no you didn't.

Happy birthday birthday twin @burgleyourturts.bsky.social

No new main feed episode of I Hope You Suffer this week, but for @werewolfface.bsky.social birthday, we recorded a Patreon episode on I Married A Vampire and My Best Friend Is A Vampire! Patreon.com/ihopeyousufferpodcast

Hey, we had a second I Hope You Suffer Patreon episode this week! This time, @werewolfface.bsky.social and I talk about 3 Batman The Animated Series episodes and 1 Justice League Unlimited episode. It's a good one. Patreon.com/ihopeyousufferpodcast

New I Hope You Suffer Patreon episode is out! This month, we dive into Unsolved Mysteries and solve all of them. Patreon.com/ihopeyousufferpodcast

Galactus Mpreg

Your month, your bird friend!!

New I Hope You Suffer Patreon episode is out! This month, @werewolfface.bsky.social and I dive into The People's Joker by @veradrew22.bsky.social. It's incredible and we once again talk about Batman for a loooooooong time. Patreon.com/ihopeyousufferpodcast

caCAAWW (Go Seahawks)

I designed and posted templates for Jan-June on my instagram if anyone wants to use tnem ✨

January Reading Wrap up

I would have loved to participated in the economic shut down today but unfortunately had to spend almost $300 at the vet instead. Anyway my commissions are open 🐈 ✨

For just $5, you could listen to @hiddenkitstory.bsky.social, @werewolfface.bsky.social, and I talk about the books, movies, and albums we liked in 2025. A 3 hour episode where we talk about how everything was good and not at all terrible last year. www.patreon.com/c/ihopeyousu...

New episode of I Hope You Suffer is out! This week, we went on Rumspringa so we could watch Stalked By My Amish Boyfriend. Available anywhere you listen to podcasts! ihopeyousuffer.libsyn.com/episode-382-...

Good luck on the match 🐻 🙏🏻 @cranfath3r.bsky.social

I Hope You Suffer will be back with new episodes next week, but I dropped a 2.5 hour patreon episode on I Saw The TV Glow into the main feed that @werewolfface.bsky.social and I recorded last year. Available anywhere you listen to podcasts! ihopeyousuffer.libsyn.com/episode-379-...

PS my commissions are back OPEN if you want some custom art for your friends and fam. I promise you won’t be able to tell I can’t do math ✨

Why am I cursed to love crafting but so bad at math

Anyway, books rule—support your local library, goodbye 2025 ✌🏻

If you’re wanting to read more books in 2026 or still need a gift for a fellow book lover, you can use my referral code to check out Book of the Month ✨ www.mybotm.com/ijvhmfr643

Every total count on my Goodreads wrap-up for this year is different and I just can’t imagine how an app that’s literal job is to track books cannot in fact track books. Like you can’t just guess.

Merry Christmas you nightmares ✨

It ‘twas soap poisoning

Get outta here ya nosey little pervert or Imma slap you silly

A lovely cheese pizza just for me

Santy don’t visit the funeral homes, little buddy

New episode of I Hope You Suffer is out! This week, we dive into another banger from @alicemaiomackay.bsky.social, Carnage For Christmas! Available anywhere you listen to podcasts! ihopeyousuffer.libsyn.com/episode-378-...

Every other month my Patrons vote on the theme for the sticker pack they receive and let’s just say next month is a winner Patreon.com/werewolfface

Hey @gordonskramzy.bsky.social

Safe me tiny pixels

New I Hope You Suffer Patreon episode is out! This month, @werewolfface.bsky.social & I celebrate the only good holiday. Chris Kattanmas! We watched two Christmas movies that somehow star Kattan & Preston Lacy from Jackass: Christmas In Wonderland & Holiday Heist. Patreon.com/ihopeyousufferpodcast

The downfall of the Chiefs has been the single greatest thing I’ve seen all year

The second best Jaws movie behind Cruel Jaws

This one’s just for @werewolfface.bsky.social and @gordonskramzy.bsky.social : The Christmas Bitch 7: How The Bitch Stole Christmas

Hey, if you were a part of the I Hope You Suffer patreon, you could listen to our latest bonus episode where @werewolfface.bsky.social watched Possession (1981) for the first time. Patreon.com/ihopeyousufferpodcast

Happy Meal’o’ween

Happy Halloween! A few days back, my friend Jeremy invited me to contribute a piece on theology & horror to the journal he edits, The Regent Vine. I decided to bring together my overlapping loves of The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, film scores, and noise art. Here’s the result. Enjoy...

Here’s all my cats wearing the same Dracula costume over the years 🎃

New episode of I Hope You Suffer is out! We watched the Tubi Original RL Stine's Pumpkinhead, which unfortunately does not have Lance Henriksen. But it's surprisingly not terrible. Available anywhere you listen to podcasts!

IT’S HALLOWEEN!!!!

Ngl living for the spooky Discord sounds

Woof

“I Saw the TV Glow” writer-director Jane Schoenbrun is doing a series at Netflix based on Charles Burns’ “Black Hole” comics (which also have a long on-off history with movie adaptations). Details here.

I've never seen a more perfect circle for @hiddenkitstory.bsky.social and @werewolfface.bsky.social

It’s really wild to me how many people just drop using Ch*tGPT into regular conversation as if it’s not one of the most embarrassing things you can do. Tell me you don’t care about yourself or others without telling me.

lolllllll

We have a new merch design for I Hope You Suffer from @werewolfface.bsky.social. It's extremely on brand and you'll look very cool and let people know you like a podcast they've never heard of. www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Sh...

Yesterday, I Hope You Suffer turned 7! So, we obviously celebrated the occasion by making me watch a bunch of shit I would hate. Here's close to 4 hours on the Blair Witch movies. Available anywhere you listen to podcasts! ihopeyousuffer.libsyn.com/episode-367-...

Happy birthday queen