If anyone wants to join me in an hour of uncontrollable sobbing while I leave my family behind to get back on the road, let it out. You’ve got till 11:34 CST

Me: gotta get ready to head back to Nebraska for work Hailey: (you are no longer employed)

That he’s still talking about this magazine in 2025 is pretty telling

We gotta get more lights tomorrow since nobody’s going out in this weather but its coming along nicely

Drums again, me buy drums

Today’s NA selection is a good’un, robust flavor profile

This is one of my top 3 games of ever, and yet I always forget it starts with Tidus and Auron getting sucked into the Butthole Of Time™️

DooM cannot die you see- they are simply reborn to a new host. Resistance is futile (follow DooM)

open.spotify.com/episode/4lOS... The Bears are fucking good. Drink it in!!

Zootopiatary

Ben Johnson ripped his shirt off, free hot dogs at The Weiners Circle tomorrow

The Hallmark Channel is proud to present the latest chapter in its most popular series of all time- This Christmas, get ready for The Christmas Bitch 6: All I Want For Bitchmas Is You

I messaged her guys. It’s really her

Ho Ho Ho

Monangai and Swift are running out of their goddamn minds right now, stop fucking throwing the goddamn ball

Squandering turnovers like this can’t continue

Just unfollowed someone for confessing publicly to being a Packers fan Also they said “Packer fan”, the team isnt called the Green Bay Packer

There’s nothing I could say that’s funnier than “Seth Rollins and Becky Lynch reveal the discrimination they face as Cybertruck Owners”

Going to get a tree fit

Change of plans here at Redar Estates- we’re going to get our tree today since we’ll likely be snowed in Saturday. Currently prepping in advance for doing absolutely nothing Saturday but watching movies and eating snacks

introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen Rage Against the Machine Cytotoxin Shudder to Think Kool Keith Deftones (but specifically at the Metro in 2024)

I fucking hate Post Malone so goddamn motherfucking much

Face is a little wind chapped from work but that X-Giving fit

Big plans to “accidentally” take a nap at my mother in laws immediately after dinner so I can stay up and play video games like a 12 year old tonight

The Hoobastank talk is good but also as the foremost System of a Down hater possibly in the world, solidarity 🫡

Detroit/GB is on and I genuinely can’t decide who I want to lose more. As a Bears fan and from a division standpoint it should be the Packers but I fucking HAAAAAAATE the Lions fan base more than I hate Tools fan base, and I hate them more than I hate myself

We’re all thinking it but nobody can say it without getting banned

Octopi are too smart to be food

“Crypto is the future, get used to it” “NFTs are the future, get used to it” “AI is the future, get used to it”

If your Thanksgiving dish turns out badly, it's not your fault, you were just following a recipe. If it turns out well, that was bc you chose to add a little more seasoning than it called for✨

Still the undisputed queen of NAs (Clausthaler is a lady)

GM to @chucktingle.bsky.social

Top of my head: Praise the Lord (Opiate of the Masses) Alameda Serve the Servants Blind Hit Liquor

Leave it to Nebraska to make a man say he missed Indiana

Real quick, everyone pause BSky until I’m able to check back in at like 9pm. Thanks

You guys didn’t see it but he winked at the camera after he said it

Great news: the shipment I was waiting on here at the job has ARRIVED. Cutting the crew loose and then nine short hours until I’m at home

No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

One of the funniest ad libs is in Tryin’ 2 Do Something by Master P when Fiend says “cause your curves got me wanting’ to slide home” and someone yells “SAFE” (If you saw a typo, no you didn’t)

I concur. With very few exceptions, if a pie is bad it’s because someone messed up the recipe or overbaked it. If cake is bad, it’s because a lot of cake is inherently a dry biscuit dipped in buttercream

Love to do kick ass shit like walk nearly 4 miles in 45 minutes with a weighted vest on a 15% incline and then just ruin that by eating two frozen pizzas

Hot sauce is like “expires 1/15/3029”

I threw together a playlist in about ten minutes for a younger guy I was working with who was curious about my general taste and I’m revisiting it and surprise- I have really good taste open.spotify.com/playlist/00g...

I didn’t forget you ratfucking your best friend so some shitlibs would see the Minecraft Movie you pice of shit Jack Black

“AI is” should only ever be followed by “not used”

They’re making me do my job today this is BULLSHIT

He keeps changing his name but I’m pretty sure my old stomping ground still has an out-and-out Zionist/genocide denier writing for them and that just stinks out loud man. I’m estranged from all those guys and have been for a while but you still hate to see it

Friendly reminder that striking workers are asking you not to patronize ANY Starbucks store. If you're traveling this week, your airport definitely has other options. Zero reason to even think about crossing a picket line!