Have clothes on, technically against the rules

He’s right and he’s right to say it

#promosky I’ll do this for my birthday month Music obsessive Video games Jokes Internal torment Da Bears

indeed

#PromoSky i draw naked women i hate billionaires i dont think anything else is required, here

Pretend I posted the “if the American people tolerated as much shit in their socks as they do in their presidents we’d be growing mushrooms out of our fuckin ankles” one because that’s the one I think about the most

iran is a country where millions of people are born, live, fall in love, have children, make art, read books, play sports, doomscroll, cook, build homes, care for one another, fight, argue, complain, and die. iran is a place with real people and we pretend like theres two sides to this shit.

I hope Donald Trump dies. Moderators: I hope Donald Trump dies.

Salted caramel cupcake with a dang potato chip on it. Fuck today, fuck this country

Hans Sprungsteen

I might celebrate harder when this guy (redacted) than when Trump (redacted)

This is the clothing line the singer of Kublai Khan’s BFF makes, so maybe reconsider supporting that band

Oracle Card OTD 💫

TobacCocaine™️

The work day is done. Party mode™️

This is pretty interesting, and if you know anything about Scientology you understand why there’s a standoff and legal action mentioned

Good Morning youtu.be/RnfBoaYTvb0?...

Beaten to Death youtu.be/AcQG056dmFU?...

The whole things a scam to get people to go to Ohio, why do so many people give a shit

This is how it is. Door’s over there if it’s an issue

This is very important and won’t take much of your time

She thinks she’s a parrot

Not to dogpile too much on Texas but almost all of their construction guys have to work in the Chicagoland territory 8 months out of the year to afford to live in Texas the other 4 but they never shut the fuck up about how great Texas is and how much they hate Chicago

🎶well, my names Big Xav and I’m here to say/pedophiles and assault supporters are paving the way🎶

Sauna Time™️

Coupe mornings in a row my cat has jumped on my lap while I’m getting ready for work and I contemplated not going to the gym and perhaps even calling off. And I hope it happens tomorrow

Listen- if people think it’s a good idea to hit themselves in the face with a hammer to make themselves more handsome or whatever, let’s just let em. Who cares anymore

This is the most incredible footage of blue whales I’ve ever seen

Have they invented Lunch 2 yet? I’m still hungry

Me and the homies had sit down breakfast today and ended up shooting the shit for almost 4 hours. It was glorious

Torn between being happy for that figure skater but also hating America and not wanting any US athlete to do well because fuck the Olympics

Bill Maher ain’t about shit and his hair ain’t neither

Also not to be too judgy (I am being extremely judgy) but the flyer says “formal attire” and I’m not sure “Morgan Wallen tour hoodie” applies for that

At the daddy daughter dance and either the quality of DILF is in significant decline or I’m lookin’ right these days 💅

There’s two directions to take with this: 1) big “my cousin rented this one weekend” energy, or- 2) this is for sure someone’s kink

I try not to get too high and mighty but meme-ifying that picture of Prince Andrew getting arrested is gonna numb everyone to the fact that he and Ghislaine Maxwell, at a minimum, kidnapped and tortured a six year old for fun

This is a LOT of words that don’t go together

I hate A Quiet Place so goddamn much

If you see this, quote post with your sexiest selfie. Idk about “sexy” but I was looking ok

This is one of the best RPGs ever made, I had nearly 300 hours into this at one point and overheated a PS1 playing for like 35 straight hours one weekend

The secret to great pizza is ordering it well done, that perfectly golden brown cheese is a treat that I hope no one I hate ever gets to experience

It’s because all their music sucks

One of the things that personally drives me crazy in the U.S. is how youth sports/athletic activities went from a part of the public good (municipal leagues and fields! rec centers! public parks!) to a privatized, expensive, highly competitive, highly structured pursuit for wealthy kids’ résumés

The Dems had a lock in ‘24 and they blew it

Happy Ass Wednesday everyone, has anyone done this yet

It’s because using X at this point is being fine with child porn, there’s not really a counter here bud

Seeing guys claim that AI is *already* intelligent and capable of original thought really gives the game away. It’s not about waiting for the technology to miraculously become better, it’s about convincing you it’s something that it’s not

I can’t stop thinking about how RFK is trying to pretend Kid Rock is physically fit when he has the exact build of a 54 year old man that doesn’t eat because you can get drunk faster that way