!!?!? Here's the PWHL playoff postponement info page since there's no image alt text:

I don't think I ever posted one of my most viral Sailor Moon comics here

I'm so mad that I will never get to eat this

My friend named his dogs Rolex and Casio. They are his watchdogs.

now i'm just a simple country lawyer but

The cure for discourse this quarter is just making all of games media get really obsessed with hockey and/or basketball

Anyways I am convinced this is what cinched it and if it isn't I don't want to know

I saw pictures of this guy getting arrested in a Barbie Jeep late on Friday and told me wife "alright I'm gonna be busy this weekend" but now they take this into classrooms to get kids interested in journalism so I'm glad she was cool with it

So this won an award for best news writing and honestly fuck yeah it was a labour of love www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Goalie texts me 'what a snipe' Replied 'hope I can do that when I grow up!' She may not talk to me rest of the game. Bonus funny since we're taking a road trip to go stick shopping tomorrow 💟

Struggle meals are clutch. Cause, you know what, sometimes you NEED that can of beefaroni cause it's better than not eating. I've been awful about meals in 2026 and have relied on my no/low effort staples way more than I wanna admit. Always remind myself any calories are better than none.

spent ONE DAY offline and (almost) everything happens? You're welcome?

oof. After my first week on tv the EP took me out to dinner and hit me with a long list of bullshit that was about to enter my life because of the show. Turns out, yup, larger % of people than you'd want to guess really really do think you're talking to them, very specifically, through the screen.

Adulthood is just cycling between "If I don't say yes to every opportunity, no new opportunities will ever be offered to me" and "Oh no, I have said yes to too many things" over and over until you die.

Didn't plan on staying up for all of the Wild / Avs game one. Thrilled I did! My goalie was a good sport about me spam texting her through the staggering amount of efence (no D, get it, etc).

I scheduled this comic months ago. Minutes after it posted, I got an email about how the company that stole an absurd amount of money from me is trying to steal even more. If any UK folk know of a disreputable debt collector who will bang on doors at 3am and disrupt workplaces, drop me a line.

2002: draw on a CD with a Sharpie to circumvent DRM 2026: draw on your face with an eyebrow pencil to circumvent age verification www.euronews.com/next/2026/05...

This is bad for a bunch of reasons, but one thing Canada can do to prevent this kind of thing is make it illegal for companies to store precise location info under most circumstances. Google shouldn't be able to give DHS info about Canadians' movements because they shouldn't have that data.

The list of activities that stop my brain from screaming 24/7 is ominously short, especially when it's not winter. And only ~2 of them help me get work done. What I really need is for everyone to fuck-all-the-way-off for two whole weeks (would settle for one), but know I'll never get that.

ys 9 nun: sir, please, could you donate food for orphans? the orphans need food nun: but also, please sir, it needs to be one of each type of meal in existence. we don't accept duplicates. nun: please feed the starving orphans. please. no, not that 2nd pasta dish. we don't fucking want another one

Look at you. May of the year 2026 and you're still here doing your thing. I'm proud of ya. Keep it up. It ain't easy out there.

Coping with Job Stress / PC / Disk-Count Software / 1989

several years ago there was a campaign of North Korean threat actors targeting high-profile security researchers. they opened with a cold DM just saying “hello” several people fell for this. you will be shocked to learn that not a single woman was among them

US Airways didn’t even do anything to me. I had just by then built a bit of a reputation inside my firm’s bankruptcy department as a guy who knew the ins and outs of bankrupting an airline, which is actually fairly complex even when done as a restructuring and not an adversarial process.

Elsewhere in the thread: a reference to my bankrupting US Airways twice. I am the scourge of the airline industry.

Reading about Spirit Airlines going bankrupt makes me nostalgic for my own interactions with airline bankruptcy, recounted in this thread.

Go home Ontario weather, you're drunk!

Big similarity between the Kawhi Bounce and the Barrett Bounce: in the immediate aftermath, both men's faces look like they're filing their taxes

One thing about basketball is that it is so crazy to see people talk about Toronto as a lucky sports city. There are whole other worlds out there.

The thing about The Bounce (which we're capitalizing now): if the ball just swishes then there's 0:03 on the clock for Harden to burn you with a 3 to win the series. The Bounce burned 1.5 crucial seconds as the ball danced in the heavens. It just gets more magnificent the longer you look at it.

it's like gamified urban exploration, but in the mystery genre

the gen z kids speedrunning storming the scientology buildings is maybe the most hilarious/interesting internet trend of recent history, for so many reasons

lmao. Reddit broke being able to view anything on mobile without their app? welp. Dead to me.

Love how a box of KD gives nutrition in serving sizes, as if anyone ever ate less than the box for a meal. When you choose to eat Kraft Dinner you're not there because you care about calories.

Pre-Shinny: today was such a blowup. power out when I was supposed to do a show. wasted more time with an angry nap. will be ready to knock things off my list when back home! 🎉 Post-Shinny: gonna shove three burgers in my face and not feel bad about it then immediately go to bed 💀

I'm sorry AP Stylebook, you added guidance for video games WHEN?

So after being banned from Facebook and Instagram suddenly and without a reason, I also can't use my Meta Quest 2 VR headset? Meta had better give me a real response soon.

My Facebook (and by extension, my Instagram) account was disabled today. I requested a review, which was just a button and didn't seem to really do anything like allow me to write or submit anything, and then I got another email saying that it was permanently disabled.

I am not above nostalgia, lol. If anyone has an invite code, I am interested. Vine was fun, ok! Hoping the no-AI mode is actually solid. https://divine.video/

Incredible alt text, incredible turtle

love a good story with a great moral at the end 💖

totally forgot Buffalo always rocks both anthems pre-game, regardless of opponent! solid job by the crowd, genuinely, and no shade to anyone using the old lyrics (on autopilot I'd prob get it wrong occasionally, too)

last night: furious at everything; desperately need a good sweat to get some of it out tonight: we have 3 forwards and 1 D for the game? I'm going to die in net Nice knowing you all ^_^ #JennHockey 🥅

found it.

who's got that video of the baseball commentary, where the commentators become overwhelmed with existential ennui? talking about how "time goes faster when you're older" and "how do I make it slow down?" and "will I be able to run again?" before a deep ball to center field snaps them back to reality

People think that the 20 year rule is to keep a lid on politics, but it's actually the world's most sophisticated millennial torture device.

Oh god, Horse Armor is within the Ask Historians 20 year rule for historical content 💀

every Canadian team is determined to stress me out

Everyone involved needs their ass kicked