Einstein exists in the world of Starfox 64, which prompts the question: Did furry nuclear warfare happen in this world?

the thing is that SSPX dared him to do it and he called their bluff. they were ordaining fake bishops. that's a layup. he couldn't have just come in and started handing out excommunications because they have bad vibes. but now a precedent has been established and everyone else has been duly warned

listen listen I do not want to get ANYONE'S hopes up but THEORETICALLY if I was a pope who wanted to take out Opus Dei - a significantly more powerful group, despite apparently only having like 1/3 the reported membership - I would want them sleeping with one eye open

THE VATICAN IS CALLING IT A SCHISM I REPEAT HOUSTON, WE HAVE A SCHISM

Me: gonna have time in July to get back to getting my shit together. Can't wait!! July: <explodes> Barely over 24hrs in July and wish standing here watching everything burn to ash was a viable coping strategy. Too many deadlines. I don't want to spend the whole month angry, but so far I am.

July has been a helluva month.

Stopped midnight shinny many eras ago as my bro couldn't always be there. Some guys haaaaaate getting beat by girls and it became An Issue w/o my bigger younger brother having my back. Now I got talked into a co-ed shinny league. Why not, eh? Surely shinny attitudes are bett- welp. #JennHockey 🥅🏒

dear bsky ppl or anyone with the skills to make it happen through magic or add-ons: sweet merciful crap let me mute boosts by specific people. Way too many floods lately. I feel bad when I post theee times in a row, lmao.

Spider Man

iceberg when

my son and i have explored similar subgenres and stumbled upon wonders

having a son is changing the youtube recs game

The Large Hadron Collider is shutting down but when it comes back it will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine! 💥 Looking forward to the High-Luminosity LHC (technically more *luminous,* in the sense of having way more proton collisions, rather than necessarily more powerful) in 2030!

In 2002 Xbox Live shipped with a feature to suggest alternate gamertags if the one you wanted wasn't available. Prior to launch there were bugs that needed to be fixed including integration with the banned word list.

@gandersocial.ca know you're all busy gearing up for the launch, but the fact the Human Check about page leads to an empty Coming Soon page makes me not want to go through with submitting anything at this time. I'll circle back later. G'luck with Canada Day!

kinda feel bad for tails like imagine being a little engineering prodigy whos saved the world and the main thing people acknowledge is u got two butts

1.) what??

Imagine being 18, you're just about to become an independent adult. Your own man. Then you have to go work for your dad

Auston Matthews: "I am being treated very well. I have ample food and water. I do not wish to be traded, I promise you. Here is today's newspaper."

Les Maple Leafs font de Gavin McKenna le tout premier choix du repêchage 2026! 🤩 www.nhl.com/fr/news/repe...

well, that sure was a decision.... of who they got to make the pick. #NHLDraft #Leafs Just dragging all the fun out of it taking this long. Obvious choice was obvious. Boy I hope McKenna works out sooner than later.

THANK YOU BUFFALO. For doing what Vegas forever fails at. Booing Bettman matters even though we know he loves it, lmao. #NHLDraft

dumb random anecdotal thing: seem to genuinely have better flowing days when I make my bed when I get up 🛏️ Perhaps I should do so more than once a month. Told you this was dumb! Sorry you had to read it, lol.

We already have a method for the government to fundraise from the public, it’s called taxation.

pulling the excellent alt text: 'From the July 2002 issue of Official PlayStation Magazine' I wanted that flip screen soooooooooo bad!!! Not that Mom would've ever let me play it in the car like I dreamed ^_^

my feed today: apple: it’s fucking over microsoft: it’s fucking over supreme court: it’s fucking over video game devs: it’s fucking over Wario64: undertale $2.49 on steam rn

Random reminder that Toronto Council timidly suggested once that they might, might trim the police budget and in response the police implemented a decade-long refusal to enforce traffic laws.

SONY AND MICROSOFT IN 2027: "We're excited to bring you the follow up to the PlayStation 5 and Xbox Series of consoles!" ME:

Kitchen PSA: make sure the air intake for your refrigerator’s compressor coils is clear of dust and pet fur. Yeah, was cleaning the fridge and discovered this.

The AI pitch to consumers: we commodified every piece of intellectual property without paying anyone with the implicit promise to businesses that we can replace you, but at least all the electronics you actually like are getting more expensive or worse!

make me feel better: tell me I'm not alone in checking envelopes several dozen times before feeling safe enough to recycle. WHAT IF THIS TIME IT'S NOT EMPTY?!?!!?

NO

If only game economies weren't things that required delicate, meticulous balance. You know, the thing a veteran of the industry might know if his brain wasn't rotted by AI and greed. Crazy, right?

No, wait, I've heard this one before. It goes "Take your gun NFT from game A to game B!"

imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar

Every time I'm reminded of prime days due to wall-to-wall coverage while trying to look for actual news, I obsess about the warehouse and delivery worker conditions. Also glad my boss has zero interest in any sale coverage at any time. Never having to think about affiliate links is a job perk.

hope everyone involved in this chokes on it

Final Fantasy Anthology + Chronicles taught me how bad CD load times blow

Between this and the stellar WSJ story about Polymarket's fake bettors, it really feels like we have completely given up on requiring influencers to disclose paid partnerships. It only hurts consumers.

I'm not sure I've ever seen a single sentence go downhill this far and this fast

I never cared much before, but now that paywalls / login demands actively break social media browsers + can take full screen controls in a way that forces me to close and reopen the whole app, yeah, I do actually want people to say when they are posting a 🔒 link :( Reddit fucks this up, too.

warthunder forums about to get real fuckin spicy

Living the 'just need to get through this week' meme; trying to pretend the light at the end of the tunnel isn't a train. In July I'll probably take on two personal projects too big for me and just try to make it work, lol.

The cost of computing hardware doubles about every two years. - More's Law

Folks' minds are going to be blown when the 250 units of the Steam Machine Valve makes available at launch sell out in seconds, even at these prices.