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I'm a dog I'm a Mutt. #okami #furryfriday

These AI goobers acting like artists are gatekeeping their talent - or presume we're all wildly succesful to have the time and patience to learn and practice. Most of the artists I know (especially in comics) are struggling to get by financially - a huge chunk are working non-art-related day jobs.

Christians having Denominations is so funny like Protestants: I talked to God and he said fun is illegal you have fun you go to hell Baptists: noooo you go to hell if an old guy doesn't chokeslam you into a river Catholics: actually it's if you don't tell a man in a box you're really sorry

PAWG Protestant Ass White Girl

Seriously - stop sending me messages like "I'd rather cuddle you" or "I'd rather buy you dinner and take you on a date first!" when I post about how horny I am. 1) I'm already in a relationship, I want sex 2) you're not cute when you ignore what I told you I want Be dirty with me or go elsewhere

Sailor Moon Says: Wear your jacket! 🌙

If you’re not worshiping it, someone else takes your place. Hurry and secure your spot in heaven. PepperLaFaye.in

Nothing like a video game character creation screen to make you realize how ridiculous penises are

Mind your business tiktok??

If you don't fuck with this song, I won't fuck you 🤪 #thissongisabop #wouldneverfuckaRepublican

Much like 9/11, every early millennial remembers where they were when they learned the guy and girl in the Steal My Sunshine music video were siblings and (hopefully) not boyfriend/girlfriend

Well...does he like buttered tarts?

"Today I didn't go to work ...I think I won't go tomorrow Let's take control of our lives" (Granada, Spain 2004)

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I can't help but kind of assume the worst of people I've known who have posted as though nothing were wrong continuously through all this Like, not a *single* thing since 2016 has happened that's upset you enough to post something other than family/vacay pics? Not once?

Your girl is getting her hair done on Friday. Do any of my lovely generous followers want to contribute to keeping my blonde fresh and vibrant?

if you’re hot & active here say HIIII

I'm sure the Fallout franchise is trying to make some kind of point but I'll be damned if I know what it is

Ni-howdy 😭

Every time I forget how big an 18" pizza is until it arrives 🤯

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Men when you post nsfw stuff of lesbians doing lesbian things without the slightest mention of men

Advertising reminder that I’m hot and available-ish for February. Who will be my next meal? #provider #oursky #themdom

Breaking News Do you live in Southwestern England? Then you have the good fortune to have the opportunity to befriend this one of a kind very delightful moo girl🐮👩🏼🇬🇧

happy black history month ♡ here's me being black and visible

Maybe as a Black History Month treat white nerds could reconsider hamfisting HP Lovecraft references into everything when the man was an avowed white supremacist (I know they won't because learning he named his cat the N-word has not deterred them) deepcuts.blog/2024/11/27/d...

If you're musician and you do a Big Crime, other artists should be able to cover your song and not pay you for it so people can still enjoy the song without supporting your villainous ass

Perth from tomorrow ☀️ Sun, pools, cocktails… and yes, well-trained cabana boys with impeccable sunscreen skills are always welcome in my orbit 🍸☀️ Catch me on tour and see where the summer heat takes us.

Are these shorts too small? 👉👈 #trans #nsfw #transnsfw

Before and after learning of the neverending struggle for black liberation #BlackHistoryMonth

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It's all fun and games being a relentless slut until you start a new medication and the taste reminds you of swallowing a pensioner's cum at an impromptu blowbang at a sex club in New Orleans in 2012 😮‍💨😭

I have been working on My site! The link I posted previously was not working. It's still a work in progress but I hope to have it in a more polished place by the end of the week!✨ www.madamecaressa.com

Lol #MarvelRivals

Keep bullying the AI freaks - it is working!! www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/wi...

The exporting of British pop culture in the '90s was a psyop to whitewash their centuries-long global reign of terror

Society has been going downhill ever since we abandoned (what we're now apparently calling) Wacky PoMo™️ (Wacky Post-Modernism)

The dress i wore yesterday was giving me some serious gender euphoria!

Me: I think I'm ready to move to a different apartment in the next few months *meets a beautiful 6'3" trans woman named after a Greek goddess on the elevator* M-m-maybe I could stick around for another year 😳😵‍💫🫠🥹

Chasers are always after my

New Transbians Episode 6 is currently being edited get the lube ready 💦 Featuring @simply-ino.bsky.social

Goldilocks and the Three-Fifths Compromise