Allegedly the banned-for-life list from the soon to shutter Parkview Tavern.

Hey Chicago friends: our mutual aid group has an uptick in requests and not enough drivers to deliver! If you're interested in volunteering with us and can pick up and deliver kits, DM me for information on how! Our hours are T & W 5.30-8.30p and Th & S 9a-1p so you have options.

Every bit of this article is insane

Mike Bloomberg incensed that his 75 year Lou Gehrig streak of not touching or being touched by a person of color streak has ended

The Knicks had not lost in like 43 days and then Trump came and fucked the vibe all kindsa up

Hell yeah Spurs

Imagining the anti-trump crowd chants that will be coming in for the World Cup 🤩

they've deployed jlo's real new yorker scanner

This is where your retirement is going

When he finally relaxes that sphincter, it is going to smell crazy up in there

scanning for wokeness

The boo-ing has regenerated a little bit of my good will toward the Knicks

in these anxiety-increasing times we all need a comfortable place that is welcoming. so I've renewed Elvis Costello Dog www.elviscostellodog.com

we're going to spend the next month and a half showing the entire world our whole ass

The Brit is running the Chicago Half Marathon today -- bib #4561 to track or if you're along the route, cheer him on!

Da Gary Bears has become an intrusive thought please help

Ruthie Foster singing Phenomenal Woman has healed me.

I heard someone say "Gary Bears" in a Chicago accent and I could not stop myself from laughing out loud.

Back out here today and have packed my own picnic. Drink selection is small (Stella & goose island) but I was not impressed with the food yesterday.

Fuck Trump, fuck Rubio, fuck FIFA. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8srpJwA/

hey the local fascist pigs made the NYT

Rep. Ritchie Torres was asked about AIPAC's influence in Congress and unconditional military aid to Israel. His answer: "I have no clue what you're talking about. I've never heard of this."

wemby no

Back in conditioned air. I'll never leave the house again.

“We don’t need our candidate to be perfect. We just need him to be a white man.”

Hey y'all! I'm about to go back to work. Trying my best after cancer bs. I need money to rent the car from Uber. I'll be starting MYFT again! Please RT! Venmo:@Amanda-Hiern PayPal:@AmandaHiern Cashapp:$AmandaHiern72

Wish I had an edible for this Elvin Bishop and Charlie Musselwhite set

Listen I know we wanna talk about cognitive decline but this man has always been just dumb as fuck

Hell yeah, made it in time for CJ Chenier! Zydeco, let's geeeeaaauuuuxxx

He hit that one all the way to Indiana

Anyone who has been to Chicago Blues fest: are the food and drinks options (alc and NA) good or should I eat/drink before I go?

It's rainy and moody outside so I've put on Singles.

The mail lady is going thru it. She is on the phone yelling at what I assume is her ex telling him he's not gonna act this way because their kids are gonna have a normal life and that he needs to get into therapy. Putting her foot down and still delivering the mail! Tell that man! I see you sis!

A story I love about Anthony Stewart Head. Thank you to this person for sharing it on Tumblr. What a mensch.

Oh damn, RIP Coquette. Sending love to all my New Orleans wine and foodie friends.

"Why did I have dinner with Jeffrey Epstein? Why did I get romantically involved with an employee half my age?"

Trump and Elon's DOGE axed a program dedicated to preventing this. Now, a flesh-eating parasite we eradicated is back and hard-working Americans could pay the price.

hey check out the date on this one

Was it George Santos running on the court?

Absolute dickhead running out on the court like that. Ruined the flow of the game and someone probably just made 6 figures on the Polymarket.

The new LOVE ISLAND has a guy who's a cop and I pledge my knighthood to whichever one of the women says "you don't deserve love"

I hope I'm in New Orleans When It Happens.

Did you know that libraries are visited over 1.3 billion times a year which is 10 times more than MLB (68 million), NFL (17 million), NBA (22 million), Hockey (21 million), and Nascar (4 million) combined? Yet, we're begging for funding... action.everylibrary.org/but_nobody_u...

Just a reminder: The Guardian entered a strategic partnership with OpenAI a little while back, so any time you see an article like this from them, you can immediately dismiss it as not credible journalism but just Sam Altman getting his money’s worth.

Oh nooooo they done took Peabo now

Saw this on FB. If you’ve ever enjoyed Aqua Teen, please help if you can. Someone who’s such an integral part of one of Adult Swim’s most beloved shows deserves much better than this.

Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect #Vermeer

Oui bien sûr! Got our game tickets for Saints in Paris! ⚜️ 🇫🇷

#nolasky homeowners: the fortified roof lottery is open again! Happy to answer questions about how we made our way through the process. We just had our grant approved/completed last week. ldi.la.gov/fortifyhomes

Yeah we gotta regulate this shit immediately.