Hey y'all. How is everyone? I know the world is on fire, but I'm thinking of you. Drop an update. I care. 🫂❤️⚜️

Vichy CUNTS

There's also so many Tik Toks of draft age ppl talmbout how they're not gonna fight this🥷🏻's war. They're choosing jail, treason, fragging, Canada...

The best thing on Tik Tik right now is African Americans telling Iranians we ain't got shit to do with the Orange menace. 🤣🤣🤣 The second best thing is the Iranians in the comments like "OH, we know. "

Carrollton btwn Claiborne and like Jeannette is flooded. Only on the Lakeside tho.

Timothee Chalamet getting canceled has me feeling actual glee.

I realized something hysterical: if Iran launches nukes,we won't even realize in New Orleans bc an EMP would seem like a normal citywide massive power outage for us.

@robertmannbooks.com have you read All The Shah's Men by Stephen Kinzer? It's about the CIA deposing Mossadegh in 1953&installing the Shah. Also, why it's really not a good idea to start a war with Iran. It's 18 yrs old and yet creepily on point.

I'm reading a book called All The Shah's Men. It's about the CIA murdering the democratically elected leader of Iran in 1953 and installing the Shah&how that led to Islamic extremism. It's also about why it's a real, REAL stupid fucking idea to start a war with Iran. This book is 18 years old.

He can get fucked.

Active listening. I was born with it. It's kind of annoying but it helps with life.

Someone check this motherfucker's bank account for cash deposits. 🙄

I said all kinds of crazy shit to Musky so if I get AmandaSuspended suspended, that's why.

Lol they gonna unalive his ass. His tapping into their apocalypse bunker money. 🤣

Yay!

And now @netflix.com is crashing.

The disrespect Abbott Elementary has received over the years is fucked up.

Oh shit. There's commercials. Lol

Awards show on streaming services. I'm digging it. No commercials and no censorship.

Anyone else watching the SAG Awards tonight?

Trader Joe's on Tulane is busy but not a shitshow.

Nothing says sad alt- country more than a bitch dressed as a plantation mistress, Mumford&Sons. 🙄 #snl

I haven't deliberately tuned in to Saturday Night Live since the episode after Kurt Cobain died and Pearl Jam was on. So...32 years? #snl

Hudson cameo! #snl

Ah the women got the bigger applause!! #snl

I wonder how long b4 locals start turning on American military bases? This bullying can't go on much longer. Other countries have military might. I know we're the most powerful but that ain't always it.

If Iran bombs us b4 my fucking checking clears..

Iran is gonna retaliate. Some of you are too young to remember when we tangled with Iran in the 70s. Or watching Iran-Iraq war. *sigh* Shit's about to get ugly. If they have sleeper cells, I hope they target 🧊.

Why are we bombing Iran exactly and can I opt out? I need to set up a Twitter account or hashtag that let's the Iranians know my Black ass had nothing to do with shit.

Hypothetically, which country would you be OK with invading the US and forcing education and Healthcare and infrastructure on us? I'm still deciding.

My cats have simultaneous zoomies. I've already been collateral damage once. In addition to some bottles, a chair and cat toys. 😾

Is it thundering?

Lol they're playing Heated Rivalry music at this Oilers/ Kings games. NHL are such hypocrites. I've read all the books. The sex isn't the main plot point. The main plot point is all the suffering the gay characters go thru bc the NHL are fascists.

So far I've seen more Black ppl in this hockey game than I ever saw during the thousands of hours of hockey I watched as a kid.

Did y'all hear they're rebuilding Nottoway plantation? Didn't they learn their lesson? They gonna keep playing in the ancestors faces and see what happens.

Watching a hockey game for the 1st time in decades. Oilers vs Kings. Everyone looks like a baby. Lol 80s Hockey faces were rough. They have little shields on their helmets. ☺️ I was a Flyers @nhl-flyers.bsky.social fan. When they were the Broad Street Bullies. 🏒

Everyone that criticizes your crashouts probably needs to have a crashout.

Are we still under a fucking n boil water advisory?

What are my taxes paying for exactly?

Whites gonna white.

The envelope the state of New Jersey sent my Mom with my 1972 acceptable* birth certificate has no zip code. I'm older than zip codes. *1993/2001 changed shit up. A. LOT.

White ppl SUCK SO FUCKING HARD

I'm so fucking sick of cowards.

My love language. Mommy and I used to watch this. And it was reminiscent even in 1993 Bc Mommy watched Star Trek reruns with me as a baby. I dunno fuck y'all. 🤦🏾‍♀️😭🤣⚜️

It's a white girl on Tik Tok from Utah named Sloan going off about how disgusting chattel slavery/white ppl are. She's pissed y'all. 2026 has a white girl with Black Rage.

I love the word 'ajar'.

i do think if you talk about people like this you should be put in the evil triangle from the SUPERMAN movies and hurled into space

Speaking of libraries, my fave library book story...a friend of mine borrowed Herman Wouk's Don't Start The Carnival from the New Orleans library and brought it with her to work and then, later the same night, straight to Margaritaville in the Quarter when it was still there.

Girl Scout Cookie season can get fucked.