I went to the DMV this morning. They said they couldn't help me but to call Baton Rouge. I've been on hold since 1pm. 😑

I named my fists New and Jersey bc FUCK YOU that's why.

Timeless. youtu.be/6iHJ4ci7y-o?...

Chrast Zach Erst is still playing. I swear him and Adam Thielen have portraits in their attic decaying.

This is what neuropathy looks like. I didn't know a pan was hot. I picked it up and didn't feel it was burning me. Check out the FrankenFinger blister. And it doesn't hurt. Little tender. Ain't that about a bitch? Bonus background content: Arya doing Arya things.

Does anyone have life insurance? How much do you pay and what does it cover? And what about a living will? I need info.

I'm happy for Tyrod Taylor. Bc I'm still convinced that Chargers trainer deliberately injured him so they could get Justin Herbert in there.

We only lost by 4 points!! #WhoDat⚜️

Ugh Chris Olsen and Mark Schleblerghwhatever fucking suuuuuck.

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen: {The Go-Go's/A Flock of Seagulls 1982 Duran Duran 1984} Spectrum Philadelphia {D'Angelo 1995} House of Blues New Orleans {N*SYNC 2001 Janet Jackson 2016} Louisiana SuperDome *bonus points for Ratt/Billy Squier Spectrum 1984🤟🏿

Tini lost one of her twins. I'm so heartbroken on their behalf.

HAPPY COLONIZERS KILLED AND COMMITTED GENOCIDE WITH THEIR FILTH AND SMALLPOX INFECTED BLANKETS DAY! FUCK OUTTA HERE.

Join @therhancock19.bsky.social, @nolachick.bsky.social and I for the annual Xmas Tweetup and toy drive benefiting the NOWCS. Click the link for the wish list or bring an unwrapped toy to the tweetup. 📆December 7th 🕒3pm 🍸12 Mile Limit 📭500 S. Telemachus REPOST PLEASE!🎅🏿🎄 a.co/hqYL0Q4

My exciting news is I got my handicap placards! The state issues 2! But I was unaware that they also issue a mobility impaired ID. So I got my picture taken looking super crazy. All for $3. In Louisiana, I'm shook.

My most firmly held political belief is that it should be illegal to refer to wet wipes as "flushable" considering the havoc they wreak on our sewer systems. It is entirely coincidental that Marxist-Leninism is the only way to achieve this.

Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K

How Vaccines Work 🧬🧫🧪🔬💉🥽

I'm the egg toss champion at my dive bar's annual picnic. You have to move further away from your partner each successful catch. You know how deft you have to be to catch an egg from 30 feet and not break it? 🥚

The @neworleanssaints.bsky.social better not sign sex pest Justin Tucker.

White terrorism. White ppl BOMBED Black Wall Street off the map. Bc of a lie. And bc of how white ppl are, it would've happened eventually regardless. RIP Ms Viola.

But they're probably not there anymore, right?

Big demand for whistles in New Orleans and 3D printing is the fastest/cheapest way to produce them right now. If you can help with printing, DM me. There are volunteers already handling pickups, dropoffs, regular printed materials and bundling. We could just use more people printing.

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My cat Arya is snoring peacefully. But I get so panicked anymore.

I was thinking about this the other day!! I got super pissed about that fucking Berlin Conference all over again. They all committed genocide. White "Namibians", descendants of German colonizers, get glassy eyed &wax rhapsodic about the genocide in Namibia bc it's "their" land. 😮‍💨😔😬🙄

I had my breast cancer surgery on 11/12 & I'm currently recovering well. However, I'm still short $260 from my original goal (and will probably need more assistance) which is making things difficult. I know it's hard for everyone right now. Even a small amount or a RT helps. Thank you ❤️

Join @therhancock19.bsky.social, @nolachick.bsky.social and I for the annual Xmas Tweetup and toy drive benefiting the NOWCS. Click the link for the wish list or bring an unwrapped toy to the tweetup. 📆December 7th 🕒3pm 🍸12 Mile Limit 📭500 S. Telemachus REPOST PLEASE!🎅🏿🎄 a.co/hqYL0Q4

I was in the hospital. But I watched this glory from my bed.

Bwhahaha this old man is SCARED.

I wish "they" would've turned Rivergate into the casino instead of destroying a beautiful mid century modern building. And I normally HATE mid century modern. And remember it sat empty and rotting fot 5 yrs bc land based casino gaming wasn't legal yet.

For fucks sake.

BREAKING: A federal judge ordered public schools in Texas to remove displays of the Ten Commandments in their classrooms.

I joined Twitter in 2008. But why aren't we talking about AOL being the first social media? Anyone who was on AOL during the Clinton/Lewinsky scandal or the day Ginger Spice quit knows better.

The most iconic dance in the 20 year history of #DWTS🪩 I will not be taking questions. youtu.be/iSrMVG6CBbU?...

Where did all this money go? It can't all be pointless tax breaks for driving ranges, can it? Can it?

I remember the East b4 the hurricane. It was so amazing. It was a not suburb, suburb. There were so many wonderful apt complexes. Malls. Eastover. And bc NOPSI ran RTA, you could live in Michoud and work on Poydras without worry.

Rhiannon Giddens liked two of my comments on Tik Tok. I'll be over here feeling amazed and happy if you need me.

While being the poster boy for a cult that abuses children.

Not trying to dunk on the OP, but this kind of incredulousness is rooted in the general white population's inability to see the depth of patriarchal white supremacy's depravity because they are blinded by their benefits from it, don't engage enough with its targets, & neglect studying history.

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He's such a🦝

Got my initial colonoscopy results. I had polyps. Again. I'll find out soon if they were precancerous or cancer. PLEASE GET YOUR COLONOSCOPY ASAP!!

I'm post colonoscopy! Anyone who wants to contribute for me to get a shrimp po boy and a daiquiri, thanks! Venmo:@Amanda-Hiern PayPal:@AmandaHiern Cashapp:$AmandaHiern72

Colonoscopy prep isn't fun.

Y'all. It is so fucking cold out. 😭🌬🥶

My grandfather was a master tech sergeant in the US Army during WWII. He wasn't deployed overseas bc he had bad eyes. A trait I inherited. He was stationed in New Orleans training troops tho. #VeteransDay

We been told y'all the @democrats.org were legit trash.

Europe is so unfair. I drive to Biloxi and I'm in Mississippi. Motherfucker takes the Chunnel and is in fucking France.

I got called out on Tik Tok for old lady shit I've been saying on Twitter/ Bluesky and I had a breakthrough. I'm hard-headed as fuck but I'm not intractable. The last thing I wanna be is the old lady yelling at a cloud.

My GP Dr isn't going to be happy about the amount of sodium I now have to ingest. Thankfully, I take TWO blood pressure meds and a thyroid med. I use my food stamps for useful protein! Sale bags of local shrimp, Korean beefless bulgogi from Trader Joe's, any super firm tofu, etc.