Stripping people's healthcare while MRI'ing his entire body every other week for the fuck of it is very on-brand.

not much squeezing of the sponge left that "music" companies can do but they're sure as shit gonna try

Van Hollen: "It's either murder from the first strike if their whole theory is wrong, and I think the weight of the legal opinion is they've concocted this ridiculous legal theory. But even if you accept it, then it is a war crime. I do believe the secretary of defense should be held accountable"

Senator Kelly is correct. Plus a Public Service Announcement: KEY section of Department of Defense's Law of War Manual is 18.3.2.1. The VERY rule on the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders gives as its paradigmatic example of what is "clearly illegal: "orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."

Raggedy-ass refs just robbed the Ducks of a Top 25 all-time CFB catch simply because the catch was TOO GOOD to be believed.

"Even if the U.S. were at war with the traffickers, an order to kill all the boat’s occupants if they were no longer able to fight “would in essence be an order to show no quarter, which would be a war crime,” said Huntley, now director of the national security law program at Georgetown Law."

Hegseth - and the people carrying out his orders - need to be tried in The Hague for this

The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.

The "Larry Summers complained to Jeffrey Epstein that MeToo went too far" and "Olivia Nuzzi committed crimes on behalf of the fascist she masturbated with while reporting on him" are the same story: American elites have no ideology other than "I should be untouchable." Society is run by empty husks

A *huge* vaccine victory. I've been writing on this for years; Australia has seen remarkable progress in cervical cancer prevention with the HPV vaccine. I love seeing science triumph like this.

🙏 'Preciate ya!

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look, when the dog on your team has been dunking the basketball untouched for years it would be pretty surprising to see the other team finally roll up to the park with their own jersey-wearing labrador

not beating the “AI art is lazy” allegations

Awful. Trump admin is deporting a 23-year-old NC woman who came here at the age of 14 as an unaccompanied minor. Her father was murdered and mother died of cancer. All she has are two traffic citations, per this report from Charlotte Observer's Dan Kane: www.charlotteobserver.com/news/politic...

Is it just me or is the inbox spam feeling extra desperate this Black Friday? "Please! Please buy this thing you looked at once in 2023! It's 92% off man! I got these cheeseburgers, mannn!"

undefeated

tariffs didn't just wreck american soy farmers but aura farmers too 😢

has anyone eaten a rhubarb pie since 1951? #pietakes

OpenAI needs to raise at least $207bn by 2030 so it can continue to lose money, HSBC estimates on.ft.com/4ij0yh8

This is called “chain refoulment” and it’s illegal under both U.S. and international law. And the State Department and ICE know very well what Ghana is doing and simply don’t care.

can’t help but notice it’s ‘they’ when a single mother might manage to use SNAP benefits for food that actually tastes good but it’s ‘we’ when a handful of ketamine addicts wanna ruin the economy

This is so incredible. You have to see the photos. These workers held the line for THREE YEARS www.publicsource.org/post-gazette...

*taps sign so hard my index finger turns to dust*

the worst star wars movie is easily "air force one." I'm supposed to believe han solo is the president of the united states? on earth? fuck out of here with that bullshit.

I do appreciate that they've completely dropped the pretense.

This guy, no way?

I just know my Achilles would pop on contact with the ground.

"You think I'm missing a free trip to Vegas?" - Watson, probably

If you had told me Mamdani and MTG would both be in the news today, and gave me eleventy thousand guesses as to why, I’d … still be guessing.

House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks

help

trump cheerfully and unwittingly driving a stake through every attack line about zohran is the funniest thing I have seen all year

Literally said this morning "Zohran is probably gonna finesse him" for these exact reasons. Trump still painfully wants to be popular, especially in NYC.

WHOA. The FBI was/is spying on a Signal chat for a New York immigration court watch group, claiming they were “anarchist violent extremist actors.” Your reminder that the government is watching and don’t say anything in a big group chat you wouldn’t say on TV. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Now THIS???? is a white man! this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!

The left has a problem with political violence. Anyway, here’s the President of the United States saying his political opponents should be executed.

Nicolas Coppola loses an incisor during a stunt on the first day of shooting Con Air 2 and production is halted for emergency dental work? Problematic Cage gap

Again, the richest man in the history of the world is also the biggest fucking loser in the history of the world.

Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad

My first piece for @theguardian.com on MBS’s visit to the U.S., seven years after Jamal Khashoggi’s murder. Trump’s America is beginning to look like MBS’s Saudi Arabia— which Jamal warned me about. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

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😂 but 😢

It’s never a bad time for this meme, but International Men’s Day might be the best time

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Oh good Lord

Hate it for him, man.