Its been over a month and I'm still thinking about this

I'm a firm believer that planning your wedding on a holiday weekend is a total dick move

There's like a 50% chance the Dems will try to nominate a moderate Republican next chance they get

Jordan Peterson does this diet and always tells people about how incredible he feels because of it and then proceeds to spend 3 months outta every year in the hospital with mysterious health issues

CATCH OF THE YEAR?!?! 🤯

Pretty sure Chuck Todd also compared Bernie winning the 2020 Democratic Primary in Nevada to "the brown shirts" invading France. My guy is always at the ready

Also worth noting that Black's son works in the administration if I'm not mistaken

Megyn Kelly's natural form:

Turkiye 0-1 USA 3'- Auston Trusty

They found Popeyes. 😭

The would be a pretty funny bit of satire, except it's not satire.

Best comedy of the year

This is Lady and Piper. Lady really loves playing fetch. Maybe even enough for the two of them. 13/10 for both (TT: rachaelsteinle)

They also argued that a state judge's race in Wisconsin would decide the fate of human civilization as we know it so...

"We intend to protest this to the fullest extent by donning *very* strongly worded pocket squares at the rescheduled White House Correspondents Dinner."

It's tough seeing others live out your dream 🐶🌭

"I know 150 million people watched it by Monday, and it's probably been another 50-60 million who have watched it between Monday and now." -Joe Rogan, confident as ever

Poor Jeff Bezos...guy just wants a little unwavering fealty, is that too much to ask for? That army of robot slaves can't come fast enough

wait for it

This is a corrupt mayor from an 80s buddy cop movie

Best policy idea this lady ever had was giving everyone free chocolate milk and she wasn't even serious about it

Top 5 animal of all time

Worth noting that the entire anti-woke subculture is driven largely by dudes who incessantly whine about being mocked online and treat social media criticism as if it's borderline attempted murder

"Taylor's Take? In a World Full of Graham Platners, be Travis Kelce." -the WSJ Editorial Board

Seems like he and Peter Thiel got along pretty well...

Is it carbon monoxide

Looks like St. Paddy's day in Chicago

Cape Verde

today I discovered this incredible story of a minor league pitcher who is 6'4 wears glasses and a ginger beard who hurt his elbow and went to the doc for Tommy John surgery and was mistaken for a pitcher from a diff team who was also there for TJ surgery on same day anyway heres their pics and names

Mine is that golden retrievers are sorta creepy. The dog equivalent of pod people. All look the same and act the same. It's unsettling. Having said that, they're still good dogs.

Gamesmanship

I don't even think these dudes would be considered butch by lesbian standards

Pretty sure Aaron Rodgers thinks the covid vaccine was a secret government operation designed to covertly inject Americans with nanobots

"Overpromised" is a pretty generous way to describe twelve straight years of asserting "the roads will be filled with Tesla Robotaxis in 10 months"

"Victorian-style chicken coop"

Jake Tapper is legitimately going to love working for Bari Weiss

Doesn't seem ideal

How every conservative sees themselves:

"It's a big club, and you ain't in it." -George Carlin

I just realized Nico Harrison also let Jalen Brunson walk in addition to trading Luka Doncic...

You can always tell a Milford Man