Pretty funny to think that he can't conceptualize any other possible way to catch fish other than a rod and reel.

"Before you say anything just hear me out, he's actually got some great ideas about healthcare. Full disclosure, he did go through a bit of a phase..."

As an Iowa fan, I firmly support this approach to football. The way the game was intended to be played

We've been watching Shohei do this for 8 years now and my brain still struggles to comprehend it

Every reporter should follow up this claim by asking him to list them all out

If you've ever wondered what it would sound like if Trey Anastasio recorded a song written by Morgan Wallen with music by Adam Duritz, boy have I got news for you

This man is a menace

When I was growing up my mom used to tell me everything would give me cancer: sitting too close to the TV, sleeping next to my phone, standing in front of the microwave... RFK is like that, but with autism.

I'm a white guy who grew up in a nice middle class neighborhood on the South Side of Chicago and went to public school with black kids. I cannot express how many times the immediate follow-up question to me mentioning I'm from the South Side and had black friends has been "Whoa, were you in a gang?"

This is why I've always argued that from the perspective of a true football purist, the Iowa Hawkeyes are the perfect team. I'm sick and tired of this "throwing the ball downfield" fad.

I loathe to say this about a pudgy, paunchy, squat little British man with busted ass teeth...but Ricky Gervais looks pretty good for 64. Never would've guessed.

Seiya Suzuki behavior.

Behold: the Elizabeth Holmes of modern media

For example:

Will never understand how this lady wasn't in How the Grinch Stole Christmas

Dave Chappelle has more or less devolved into a black version of Greg Gutfeld at this point

CUBS WIN!

I realize it wasn't meant to be funny or a joke at all but (Tim is gay) made me laugh out loud. Cumtown ruined me

If you don't respect a good shovel pass then I don't respect you

MO BALLER MO POWER.

Kash Patel vs Adam Schiff is an all-time matchup for dudes with weird eyeballs

Reminds me of the late 90s when teams were like, "This is what baseball uniforms will look like IN THE FUTURE" and then we got this shit

Bathroom signs beware...Nancy's about to work overtime

There is literally no piece of news in the world that can break Ed Zitron's focus and distract him from the never-ending grift that is the AI movement. The man is relentless.

His whole argument that we need to stop immigration so one party doesn't gain total control is sort of undercut by the fact that the Republicans control every single branch of government right now

Elon's best friend is a 60-year-old man with the pubescent hormone levels of a 17-year-old boy because he injects himself with synthetic testosterone multiple times a week

KING TUCK IS GROOVIN'

'Logan Lucky' released in theaters 8 years ago and this George R.R. Martin joke still holds true today

This video from Fairmount Bagels in Montreal from their Instagram is the most impressive thing I've ever seen

As an Iowa fan it's nice to finally see NFL teams start to play real football

Genuinely thought this was Xi Jinping showcasing a new hairstyle at first glance

@dennycarter.bsky.social will never admit it, but the Bears' vibes are impeccable

Still think it's wild that Jordan Peterson got fired as a teacher right around the same time it came out that he was a drug addict who missed months of work being put into an induced coma in Russia and there are still people who think he lost his job due to "wokeness" and PC university culture

The trick to dealing with insane media attention is loving media attention

Sandwiches > Pizza Forever and always. If you disagree with this, you are simply wrong.

Is Robert Horry the Most Underrated Basketball Player of All Time? By Jonathan Lucroy

Don't think of it as significantly increasing taxes on billionaires, think of it as a commission for America! @mcuban.bsky.social

Half of Dave Chappelle's new standup legit feels more like a Ted Talk than a comedy show. His old stuff (1999-2005) still slaps. The only reason he isn't getting recognition is because he's doing hands-down the worst comedy of his entire career.

This sort of ignores the fact that historically our budget was balanced until we started slashing taxes on the wealthiest Americans. The solution to four and a half decades of stupid fiscal policy that created this mess isn't to do more stupid fiscal policy.

All of the penicillin in use worldwide comes from a strain of mold that was growing on a cantaloupe bought at a grocery store in Peoria, Illinois in 1942.

Jurickson Profar just made the "Best Defensive Plays of 2025" highlight reel

Big Tech: "If we crowdsource all the info we can from hoards of illiterate morons on social media and the internet, it will create an all-knowing god-like superintelligence" AI: "Trust me bro, there are definitely 4 N's in the word banana."

Crowdsourcing info from the internet and social media to develop some type of "intelligence" doesn't result in a super intelligent being, it results in Joe Rogan or Dave Portnoy

Y'all mind if Matt Shaw pops off?

Kruk: you know what I found out at the Franklin Institute? TMac: you went to the Franklin Institute? Kruk: I did. If someone is attacking you, 25 lbs of pressure and you can rip their ear off TMac: … Kruk: same amount of pressure to open a pickle jar

Legitimately every single dude I know who proclaims themselves "fiscally conservative" is a 100% degenerate sports gambler who stacks losses year after year

The community note lol