Might sound silly but this is exactly why Iowa puts so much talent into the NFL. Very few programs teach the fundamentals like the Hawkeyes

I honestly envy the self-delusion of Bari Weiss. Old girl's just doing the same old cookie cutter centrist nonsense that's always been done and acts like she's reinventing the wheel. Would kill for that kind of confidence

Behold, the ever-elusive independent minded free thinker

It's wild how many words will be written about this that will essentially boil down to "yeah, this book stinks"

Dunno about you guys, but I'm a firm believer that the most likely group to carry out a false flag operation is going to be the group that spends all their time obsessively thinking that everything is a false flag operation.

Bears coach Ben Johnson letting it rip

Damn it's almost like utilizing the nation's largest healthcare provider to negotiate steep discounts is an effective way to lower costs or something

Love the human garbage disposal comp here, it's my personal go to. Though I tend more towards chicken bone in the garbage disposal rather than fork. To each their own

@dennycarter.bsky.social called it

The Splendid and the Vile

Can Marisa get 250 subscribers tonight? Will she accomplish her major goal? Tune in tomorrow to find out, on Bluesky.

rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear

"Listen I'm willing to admit that I could have been wrong about the Fuentes/Groyper stuff, but that chair was definitely possessed by the fucking devil."

"Baby, don't worry. It's not a worm." An immense relief, for I loved his brain. "It's actually neurosyphilis," he deadpanned in his gravelly voice. I laughed hard, in a way that reminded me of childhood. He stared blankly at me, still trying to sell the wicked joke. The musings of a madman.

First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!

I've been saying for months that if the Democrats want to lock down the male vote, they should basically start campaigning with Angela White on a pro-porn platform

But on the bright side, there is no evidence of cannibalism as of yet. Silver lining!

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

Joe Rogan and Elon sitting around talking about how Trump isn't a bad guy mere days before this Epstein stuff starts leaking out and Trump is scrambling to shut it down is A+ comedic timing, even if it is completely unintentional. Credit where it's due.

Area man has questions about a 12 year old girl being linked to a string of robberies

this is literally never not accurate

"Oh hey man what's up, this is actually Brace. I grabbed your mom's phone off the nightstand by accident. Sorry, thought it was mine."

My guy, you have spent your entire career failing to do anything of substance to fix the American healthcare crisis.

The idea that billionaires will leave New York (the biggest metro market in America) or the United States (the biggest market in the world) if you raise their taxes is a complete joke. They need the market to make the money.

More optimism from Kenny Klipps? Who is this man?!?

If people thought Cuomo's rhetoric about Mamdani was bad, just wait until they get a load of what Elise Stefanik has in store. There's a 100% chance the primary focus of her campaign will be Zohran and there's a 100% chance her campaign will be EXTREMELY well-funded

I still contend that one of the greatest accomplishments of the Obama administration was the Cubs winning the World Series

Leaning into the AI datacenter thing when there's a growing revolt against AI datacenters and AI is likely going to lead to mass firings is an interesting rhetorical choice for a guy who claims to represent the working class.

The Bulls are fun again!

MTG on The View: "You're so much different than I expected. I'm so sorry for misjudging you all these years. Can you ever forgive me?" Zohran on The View: "You're Muslim and this is New York City. 9/11 happened here, and yet I haven't once heard you condemn Al Qaeda...why is that?"

Hey @cnn.com at least credit @thedailyshow.com if you're going to straight up rip off one of their bits. Come on now, how about a little journalistic integrity?

Another look at Austin Booker tossing Orlando Brown zoomed in and slowed down.

Chinese Communism: "We've got universal healthcare, the fastest, most extensive high-speed rail system in the world, the best EVs, we're leading in green energy, and built the world's biggest bridge to connect rural areas. Oh, and bone glue." American Communism: "Check out this sweet new ballroom."

Also worth noting that Dan Campbell goes for it on 4th down more than any other coach in NFL history because he isn't afraid to take a calculated risk with the potential for a big payoff. Slotkin basically wants to punt on a bunch of issues and give the other team the chance to score.

@jonbois.bsky.social watching hockey

Matas baseline dunk.

Pretty funny to think that he can't conceptualize any other possible way to catch fish other than a rod and reel.

"Before you say anything just hear me out, he's actually got some great ideas about healthcare. Full disclosure, he did go through a bit of a phase..."

As an Iowa fan, I firmly support this approach to football. The way the game was intended to be played

We've been watching Shohei do this for 8 years now and my brain still struggles to comprehend it

Every reporter should follow up this claim by asking him to list them all out

If you've ever wondered what it would sound like if Trey Anastasio recorded a song written by Morgan Wallen with music by Adam Duritz, boy have I got news for you

This man is a menace

When I was growing up my mom used to tell me everything would give me cancer: sitting too close to the TV, sleeping next to my phone, standing in front of the microwave... RFK is like that, but with autism.

I'm a white guy who grew up in a nice middle class neighborhood on the South Side of Chicago and went to public school with black kids. I cannot express how many times the immediate follow-up question to me mentioning I'm from the South Side and had black friends has been "Whoa, were you in a gang?"

This is why I've always argued that from the perspective of a true football purist, the Iowa Hawkeyes are the perfect team. I'm sick and tired of this "throwing the ball downfield" fad.

I loathe to say this about a pudgy, paunchy, squat little British man with busted ass teeth...but Ricky Gervais looks pretty good for 64. Never would've guessed.