MARSHY BOI IS AN ALL STAR STARTER

July the 4th be with you.

Do you think NFL RedZone thinks about me in the offseason?

Will Ospreay's gonna turn heel isn't he

I love how soccer just has two levels of penalty. "Don't you do that again mister!" and "I BANISH THEE TO THE SHADOW REALM FOR THE REMAINS OF THIS DAY AND ALL OF THE MORROW"

Skenes will pull it together just a few more batters I promise

"of" vs. "and" tonight in the connecting word world cup

Laul Skenes

what in gods fuck

People still use light mode in 2026 might as well just go stare into the sun

X-men 97 season 2 started how was I not aware of this

Huge night for the run diffy

Had to dig up a hard copy for this one.

If you don't love me at my emboppie you dont deserve me at my emboppay

Trans people exist despite what anyone says. They will always exist and they will always deserve to exist. Fuck this country.

🎵Hoagie Fest Hoagie Fest It’s your Hoagie, it’s your Fest It’s the Hoagie Fest🎵

Nola, remembering the Phils prefer to be losing late in the game lately, has galaxy brained us all

oh yeah the phillies won btw

I don't get it why aren't they humping

I went 9 for 9 (!) with DoN so here's the Forbidden Door predictions 🤼 Dorada and Mistico, Cope and Cage retain, PAC wins the IGWP, Zack Sabre Jr beats Omega, Mox retains, Thekla retains, Ospreay and Mercedes win the Owens, Team Briscoe.

good job kyle

The date is November 19th 2026, I have just bought Grand Theft Auto VI. It takes 8 days to download, I pee in a Gatorade bottle. It will be the greatest art humanity has ever created. I start the game. I see a fake electronics store called ‘Circuit Titty’. “They’ve done it” I think. I begin to weep.

I'm not even sure Wheeler smiled when his children were born. The gravity of this Derek Hill catch can not be overstated.

Derek Griffey Jr.

3 of 4 from the Nats in one of my favorite regular season series since that four game Mets sweep where Maikel Franco knocked his helmet off with his own bat flip

Babe Hill

It's hard to tell but I think he did a Castellanos (ring finger)

HARPER FLIPPED THE BIRD YO

Giggling uncontrollably at the penis shaped storm on the TV weather map as an F4 tornado rips my roof off.

World Cupper experiencing Wawa for the first time: “Zey put ze vegetables on TOP of ze hoagie so ze bread gets nice and wet. Zis is incroiable!”

haha yo what

All around me are familiar faces Worn out places, worn out faces Bright and early for the daily races Going nowhere, going nowhere…

BAH GAWD THAT'S DEREK HILL'S MUSIC FRANZKE

Phils win at the last minute again lolnats

Best Hill since Hank Hill i tell you hwat

DEREK MF HILL

Tonight, my fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I have no future? Am I going to die? Do I search this on WebMD?

RING THE BELL 🔔 PHILLIES WIN

That’s the good stuff

Insane win. I hope Kyle's tight back is okay.

At a certain point you surrender your bottom of the 9th privileges

Bitches love 2 out rallies

Okay their bullpen is still shit we got at least another year or two.

LORDSLAYER PHILLIES

BRANDON FUCKING MARSH

3 runs on 8 pitches is impressive

I refuse to live in a world where the Nats are good again. They needed to fade into the wreckage of that one fucking tweet about the Phils for eternity.

An Eagles linebacker brought me Popeyes at work after I gave him directions.

Senses Fail and Koyo hello. Hot take: Still Searching is better than Let It Enfold You