Look at who I get to hang out with tonight

Spank the Devils for Bernie

Well the Flyers can’t lose after that

In Philly, this is eating a gigantic slice of pizza and then laying the middle of South St.

YO ITS ME BIRD THERES A HAWK BRO LET ME IN

Checking in on MechaHitler

There should be a potato pokemon type. And I don’t mean like one pokemon or a family. A full typing. Fire. Water. Grass. Potato.

absolute unit

I read about half of it and dipped. It was the most enormous box of words I've ever seen.

Go Birds @ricochet

(Bryce Harper picks a raw ear of corn and bites into it)

So we’re not even doing fruit or even food anymore they just want you AWAKE and HORNY

Text about enemas a lot, do ya Merriam-Webster?

This is what Bop-It looks like in 2025 btw

I have so much love for the Twisted Metal games but everything I’ve seen about this show looks sorta dumb so I’ve avoided watching. Can someone tell me if it’s worth checking out?

jk this has been the worst year of my life and little do you all know your skeets get me through a LOT of tough days. Also, this is the only sm site I revealed my autism diagnosis. Or post on anymore, really at all. I deleted my Twitter cuz of Bluesky. Also the Eagles are 1 for 1 in SBs while here.

I've been (posting) here 1 year. I've learned nothing.

I fell asleep middle of the 4th Q so I didn’t see the PI everyone is complaining about but what I do remember is in the 3.5 quarters prior, there were several calls/non-calls, all in Detroit’s favor. I also watched them go 0 for 313 on fourth down, which should’ve just been an auto L.

Surely going 0 for 5 on 4th down does it.

Dan Campbell trying to unlock the secret hidden 5th Down

He who is not guilty of wanting to jump hug the field goal post, cast the first flag

Totally worth it imo. Pole looks comfy.

Eagles D/ST masterclass

If the Eagles offense was even a little normal they win every game by 20 points.

Go, the Birds

birds gonna come out swinging

The only Dan Campbell Philadelphia recognizes

Every now and then I come back to this incredible arrangement and wonder what the band thought when they sat down for the first time and saw 47 meter changes on the sheet music in front of them.

I got a new job today. I wanted to make this more interesting but I don't know how to reveal things on social media. I think most people just post "I did a thing" for every major life event but that would require an image for context and that doesn't make sense here. Anyway I got a thing today.

Silly. Silly hockey game.

the new @benquadok.bsky.social album fucks

I got a new job today. I wanted to make this more interesting but I don't know how to reveal things on social media. I think most people just post "I did a thing" for every major life event but that would require an image for context and that doesn't make sense here. Anyway I got a thing today.

Can't remember the last Dynamite I enjoyed that much.

Cassidy just tried to pin Yuta lol

A morning alarm but it's just Hangman Page saying "dumbass" over and over

Women’s Blood and Guts match rules. I think Statlander was the star. Credit to Skye Blue who was in that match taking crazy bumps covered in blood for like 45 minutes.

sometimes words just fail at nature's beauty

sometimes words just fail at nature's beauty

I hate the Eagles a lot but they sure do win a good amount. That’s what I appreciates about them.

Oh nice we won.

If only there was a near automatic one yard play that everyone could do.

MNF stands for My Night’s Fucking ruined

Going to just choose to blame the field for all of this. Dig out the long spikes at the half.

No Points November

about that time

Waitin all day for Monday night

👀🦅

Return the slab.

Try and just spend one day of my week trying not to think about this mf and enjoy some football and here he is on my television I just don't know how much more my brain can take.