DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND

Hot damn

BRAKROOMS

No World Cup matches and it’s a sprint stage at the Tour de France today? What are we even doing?

That’s what happens when you get rid of the department of defense

Hilarious corner kick to end the half.

Dest and Pulisic in competition for the worst half.

A $3 @mta.info subway fare and some good Q train timing can buy you one hell of a view of the July 4th fireworks and the Brooklyn Bridge light show! Huge shoutout to the train operator for slow rolling over the Manhattan Bridge and the conductor for announcing it.

The Department of Energy has deleted the page from its website that recommended people set their A/C to 78°. www.energy.gov/energysaver/...

The stage is falling apart at the rehearsal for Freedom 250's July 4th celebration.

Happy “liberal arts professor helps save the Union” day to all who celebrate

The Strait of Hormuz is gonna be closed for the rest of our lifetimes after that #ALGvAUT

That’s the good stuff

I say this about my work all the time, but it generally doesn’t go over well.

Pitcher looked like he was going to walk back to the hotel.

Sweden after the first match of group play: Wouldn’t it be great if all our matches ended 5-1?

play-by-play calls of last night’s winning basket from across Europe

Call me an idealist, but I think that a prerequisite for hosting an international sport event should be that you're willing to host an international sport event.

Six years after the South Broad Concourse was closed behind padlocked gates, SEPTA reopened the underground pedestrian passageway linking the 15th/City Hall and Walnut-Locust stations on Tuesday.

Today, two (two!) men ran sub two-hour marathons for the first time in human history and the news is nowhere to be found on the ESPN or Sports Illustrated home pages. One of the greatest feats in sports history and it’s less important than the final round of the NFL Draft.

Room for one more?

Naming my security company after the giant evil eye that, crucially, was too distracted to see the actual threat sneaking in

Crawford on pace to hit 1.000 for his career.

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

The dream of a Czechia v Slovakia final is over.

DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

In London 2009, Gary Numan made a surprise appearance with NIN to play Numan's "Metal" & "Cars." I filmed it in one unbroken shot from the middle of the stage with a handheld DSLR. Here's the full video, savor the Dudes Rock energy of two legends doing a big mutual respect ("Cars" starts at 6:38):

I genuinely cannot believe the degree to which we are pissing away this generational breakthrough, even given the fuckmuppets who are involved www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...

This looks like Tremors except adorable.

ZORHAN IS ONLY PLOWING THE BIKE LANES!!!!

A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.

Wow, this looks like shit.

CBS News may not want you to see its CECOT reporting, but I'm happy to share this powerful video that our team produced this year.

Technology is cyclical

omg “Please report to the nearest reeducation camp, Liam”

After their successful pilot sign at 8th and Wharton, the artist known as Make It Weird is back with the first official collaborative street art sign that’s helping Philly bus commuters learn the status of their next bus. This first one, created with Mr. Bird, is located at Broad and Washington!

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

tis the season

Logging on today

narrator: 50 years ago... me: [nods] in 1945 narrator: in 1975... me: what

“Things happen”

During this cloudflare outage, let me supply you with this wisdom of the ages: “single point of failure” can be sung to the tune of “all the single ladies”

we all die, we all live forever, or the fax machine

Absolutely deadly behavior causing another crash on Spruce Street at 5th st early this morning. This is on the busiest bike lane in Philly with over 1,500 riders who use it daily. We deserve so much better than paint and flexposts, we deserve real protection.

George Wallace on the 1963 civil rights March on Washington: It’s all a bunch of communists trying to destroy America. Mike Johnson on the 2025 No Kings rally: It’s all a bunch of marxists/socialists/Antifa trying to destroy America. The GOP playbook: Same as it ever was

If you'd like to delight in a side-by-side comparison, here's Bari Weiss' reported note to CBS staffers (left) and the one I cooked up on ChatGPT with a quickly dashed-off prompt (right). Looking forward to hearing from you in the days and weeks ahead!

NEW—US Department of Education sent out standard Out of Office language to employees on Wednesday in light of shutdown. Later yesterday, workers tell me they found someone had updated their auto-responses without consent to a new one blaming Democrats. Version of original on left, updated on right: