Article on the AV Club comparing The Asylum and Troma to Roger Corman, which is such an utter insult to Cormans work and legacy and everyone who worked with him that it's making me irrationally angry

Ask if candidate is Penis or Not Penis Pull out chart showing what is Penis and what is Not Penis They laugh and say "He's a good candidate sir" Google news stories about candidate Penis

do you like how I walk do you like how I talk do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk BECAUSE IT'S SO FUCKING HOT

A good way to tell someone has dipshit politics is that their chief complaints aren’t so much about specific policy problems as they are about the unresolvable ennui of being alive.

God, people are so desperate for something, anything, to be able to put Nintendo alongside Xbox and Playstation in their moaning about the state of the games industry, and there's just nothing convincing, and it's driving them mental.

"If I went around sayin' I wuz a king because an Omastar bit me on the dick, dey'd lock me up!"

I’m okay with plot in movies but only if it advances the sex scenes

What's the problem with Turkey In The - *googles* FUCKING HELL

Steam Last Fest, where the front page just shows all the games you’ve bought already and haven’t played over the years

I'll take it

Well yeah, if Watergate happened again it would have gone off without a hitch because no one would have known about it until a year later when Woodward and Bernstein's book came out.

It is genuinely amazing how many people think "This guy who thought it should be legal for him to rape children didn't like the idea of prison" is a slam-dunk argument *against* prisons

Comments evenly split between "This hasn't happened" and "This has happened and it's good aksuhally"

There are two types of people in the world: Those who read this post and hear it being read by Sarah Jessica Parker, and those who hear it being read by Humphrey Lyttleton.

Muppet BENEATH THE VALLEY OF THE ULTRAVIXENS, with Anne Marie as the only human.

"'Smile at Roy Hattersley'? You want me to smile at Roy Hattersley?" "That doesn't even sound anything like 'Pass the marmalade'."

Actually both European and North American metropoles have strong international food scenes, as well as rural backwaters full of mush and slop. And pretending otherwise is kind of ignorant.

Tag yourself, I'm Foreign Man Who Points

When I worked security at SFU Woolworths, guys would come in with reafs of papers telling me to deliver their new energy technology to the professors. Explaining we were an art school and had no physics dept would just get blank stares and "do it anyway."

1666: Amsterdam prologue/demo verdict: Pros: - Yeah it's basically going to be old school Assassins Creed but witches - You get to choose a cat Cons: - Ok dad, the story was going somewhere interesting eventually, but did I really need the lengthy bit about you and mum shagging beforehand

Funnier than the entirety of the latest Scary Movie

Well how can I say no to an offer like that

The difficulty level of the original Stuntman was like Reflections looked at that absurd 'tutorial' level from the original Driver and said 'We should make a whole game from that'

Ah yes, revolutionary Marxists and their fantastic record of substantial lasting victory

"Almost everyone I know is languishing in Dickensian poverty" ARE THEY BOLLOCKS

Buying Steam games and playing Steam games really are 2 different hobbies

again, the 'most Americans can't even afford an unexpected expense' stuff comes from *online surveys by payday loan companies*. it is a publicity stunt *by one of the most exploitative parts of the financial industry* that is nevertheless spread enthusiastically by online communists.

The world does not need that many chronic masturbators.

I have said it over and over and over again: We're in this situation now because people thought Armageddon was going to remove any need to worry about the future, and when it didn't and they found out they had to keep on living, they didn't know what to do with themelves.

Like most media criticism these days this just a terrible piece of writing. Way too long and more interested in finding creative ways insult the artist and people who like him than actually engaging with the style and substance of the artist and their work

"He's a menace to himself and everything else in the air. Yes, including birds."

Everyone says they want Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism until they learn the Communism will be endless amounts of charts, the Space stuff will be done mostly by robots, the Full Automation will come from AI, and the Gay part will also involve AI making up for the top shortage.

Pure uncut Bluesky (derogatory) in the replies here

You sure about that?

This whole thing is just a clear demonstration of the unfortunate hard truth that whatever their ostensible subject 95% of journalists are only ever actually writing about themselves and what a wonderful fascinating person they are.

"It lives in protective burrows, because it's a shy and retiring creature, as would you be if you was called a Common Piddock." "Yes, you'd be wide open to all sorts of curious nicknames." "Ah, precisely - Sometimes I'd swear he understands every word I say - "

FWIW, video games that operate according to IRL time requirements are bullshit.

The two types of anime fan are “As a rightist, I adore Gayqueer McTransmarx, a character I believe embodies conservative values,“ and “As a leftist, I’m a big fan of Hitlerhito Tokyonazi’s ’Manchuria Deserved It’ franchise.”

ooh i'm a survival horror protagonist my jacket is green and my wife is missing oooh nooooo

Would love to hear a detailed explanation of how she defines the 'we' here.

well time to see everyone's dogshit video game opinions for the next few days

Ah, looks like it's time once again to remind people that Nintendo's target audience is, and always has been, present day children and not aging bitter nerds who hate them and everything they do

The depth of a political insight posted on Bluesky is inversely proportional to the degree of profanity, lewdness, and/or aggression in the poster's username. Why no, MaosCumSock69420, I don't agree that people with office jobs are the new kulaks, thanks for asking.

Truly, every account becomes the same account

(spitting out bits of brick and pillow feather) frankly I think this is deceptive advertising

Call a Bolognalance, James Pepsi's having a strank

Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.