"There are only five genuinely good video games and two of them are Bioshock and Disco Elysium" do you fuckers hear yourselves sometimes

September 30 / October 1

Years now you fuckers have been posting that Where Are We Going Daddy EA meme about Bioware without being right, don't pretend you aren't getting a little tingle down your leg at the thought today might actually be the day

Awful lot of sudden concern for the well-being of Bioware from people who've relentlessly shat on every single thing they've done for more than a decade

You silly billy, in my better society we will simply not have any unlikeable people, for reasons I have decided it is rude and tiresome for anyone to actually expect me to explain.

I don't think we've had a new DAN DARE series in a while. We really ought to get on that — a MASTER AND COMMANDER meets MOBILE SUIT GUNDAM type joint maybe, could be a vibe

The reason I will never root for James Comey, no matter what happens, is that I truly believe if you gave him the time travel capability to re-do October 2016, he would simply insert his head farther up his ass than any human being has achieved before in order to justify not changing a single thing.

"So vote for me, the bloke who's just spent weeks reminding you he and his mates couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery"

britain? talk about a knack for surviving a fuckup

anyone who imagines that the Letter from a Birmingham Jail is talking about liberals does not understand the politics of that era in the slightest

Remarkable combination of "[most unpleasant person you've ever met] I'm going to lead a popular revolution" and "middle class Irish teen/twenty something who's never known a world without the Good Friday Agreement screaming about The Butchers Apron if they just glimpse a Union Jack" in the replies.

Not hard to work out who this was, and wow, disappointed in you, girl.

"Competence is bourgeois, Neil, everyone knows that. Who do you want running the country? A bunch of swots who are good at things like paperwork and bureaucracy and maths and organisation, or us? ...oh. Really?"

Seconded, if only for how insanely mad it would make the Chapos

Remember to rotate your abysses on a regular schedule.

An adjunct to my "Everyone expected to die in nuclear fire in the 80s and when it didn't happen they didn't know what to do with themselves" theory is that people can't quite grasp that 30+ years have passed and they have aged the same amount

You are indeed a right bunch of Charlies

this is exactly what Nancy Pelosi meant when she said we needed a strong republican party and large numbers of incredibly bad faith people pretended to be too stupid to understand that for social media clout

we must start a 4chan movement that 'ironically' performs acts of charity, which gradually over time inevitably become real virtue.

Well that is a bloody stupid question

Update: lol

230 years since Maximilien Robespierre got shoved in a guillotine and 'Being the one calling for political violence won't save you from it when it arrives' is still a lesson some people haven't learned.

Take them to the circus? Have they not suffered enough or something?

The one thing I am unironically RETVRN about is that we need to bring adverts where it's just a painting of a merry topless woman basking in the sunrise with a big pile of bike tyres or electric lightbulbs or brain tonic or whatever

Last remaining self-awareness meter in America vaporises into a shower of plastic and metal

The next president should fire everyone in ICE, rebrand as Department of Woke and exclusively raid Baptist Daddy-Daughter Purity Balls and Comedy Podcast Studios

The Man Who Did Not Particularly Care for Hollow Knight

"I understand that you have now sawn your own legs off 14,578 times." "That's right, yeah." "In spite of the fact that, in common with most mammalian primates, you do in fact only have two hind limbs." "That's right." "Didn't this cause problems?" "Well, only the last 14,576 times."

I think the bigger problem with terms like "slop", "peak", "mid", or other terms of the sort is that it doesn't lend itself to any nuanced discussion. Nowhere to go but a platitude

"That tells them it's their *moral duty* to fuck kids"

I see the Corbyn/Sultana party is running true to expected form.

It's going to be interesting watching a large chunk of America slowly going through the process of learning there are not in fact magical drugs that can make a senile decrepit half-dead old man appear totally healthy and coherent just for the length of a public appearance.

replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names

"White house? More like the Fight House."

Spent 2016-2020 crowing about how the Democratic Establishment had been totally discredited and must bend the knee to them, and the public went out and made Joe Biden president.

Is this Loss

This is at least more plausible than 'Legalize weed and you'll win all elections forever'

Speaking as an ex-nazi who's been hiding out in the Californian desert since World War II, BENEATH THE VALLEY OF THE ULTRAVIXENS absolutely nailed it

[a person whose entire timeline consists of death threats against 51-year-old women and genocide denial] matt christman inspired me to be a better person

Ah, but have you considered

Memories floating up of that long-ago BBC TV special by Douglas Adams about the future of computers, with Tom Baker as a software program whose personality Adams can manipulate; Adams keeps complaining about him being too obsequious & Baker says 'Ah, but I know sir secretly prefers it that way.'

Descriptive text on images of 17th c. French fairy tales: Charles Perrault text

Bombing most of the American south and doing billions of dollars of improvements

Had two Jehovah's Witnesses on my doorstep this morning, closed the door on them and was halfway back up the stairs before it occurred to me I should have said 'I was pissing blood in the shower on Monday morning, you think I'm in the mood for a conversation about whether God loves me?'

Everything is being mad at mother.