catching up on just king things and laughing as they both talk about how much they love the story i found the most annoying

The 1980s had so many types of guys that in the 2020s cannot be found outside of lesbian bars

This is real btw

My cup runneth around on its little cup legs

this was the first person i had a crush on and i *still* assumed i was straight 🙄

blocking is prosocial behavior. blocking keeps a fruitless social conflict from getting worse. i am grateful to block and to be blocked.

put my credit card into a scam website yesterday if i needed any reason to feel old in the weeks before i turn 40

Happy Pride Month 🌈

Harry Ord venonat happy deluxe baby

they need to invent a way to be a 40 where you feel like you're still 20. no, bryan johnson, not like that

@strangelittlevine.bsky.social happy birthday!!!!

“My God, Carlson! After years of searching, this is an emotional moment for me! … Voilà! I give you the Secret Elephant Breeding Grounds!”

every queer friend group has at least one of each

curse-bitten bach

gauntlet announcer voice

my therapist completely owned me in a way i don't even want to be specific about haha let it just be said that i was demolished

had to sit for a minute and compose myself before going into therapy because the song that came on right before i turned off the car was Break Stuff and i couldn't stop laughing

i just flew in from twin peaks and boy am i locked in a cosmic duel of hate with my metaphysically estranged arms

I saw Goody Osburn in the backrooms

Bahamut Fayth: You're gay. Tidus: What are you talking about? Bahamut Fayth: Everyone in Zanarkand is gay. Tidus: I literally like women??? Bahamut Fayth: You can like women if you're gay. It's called Bisexuality. Narrator Tidus: I had forgotten about Bisexuality.

if elected president i will make ir so every queer person can openly use their latent telekinetic powers

being friends with queer people might make you queer but it will also make your life immeasurably better

being diabetic really underlines the fact that way more of your mood than you'd expect is from the stupid chemicals running through your body and not the things around you

[hands corn maze guy $50] make sure I never come out

Pride, New York, June of 1990

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If you see a person with a black and white flag for pride month BEWARE! They'll say it is the "Hetero Pride Flag" but it is REALLY them showing their allegiance to THE BRICKSTER! The scourge of Lego Island, and nemesis to Pepper Roni, local pizza man!

did alan moore see this episode of TOS with jack the ripper's ghost before he wrote from hell

Happy Pride! Gayville, SD

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this pride month i'm coming out as immaterial (still exploring non-existence, not sure about that yet, but we shall see! or not 😉)

The world is full of audacious and beautiful things

this has gotten more intense and worse and i despise it. might be the reason i start making myself breakfast

For June, I'm kicking off a new MONTHLY series for $3 patrons, looking at CONTEMPORARY ADVENTURE GAMES! In this 1st episode we play MAIZE, a bizarre game about America, MUTANT CORN, a Soviet Teddy Ruxpin, and a couple of toxic CIA-backed assholes. Come watch! www.patreon.com/posts/contem...

went somewhere and it opened a flood of memories and now i feel like shit

this is what it sounds like in my head when i am trying to figure out gender

You don't have to post NSFW yourself for it to negatively affect you. You don't have to, because these bans are not about NSFW content, or protecting kids, or making a site safer to use. Its ALWAYS about conservatives and agendas to push people back in the closet, and remove dissenters.

catching up on realis and in episode 24 jack talks about their interpretation of one of the main npcs and austin says "that's an interesting read, is what i'll say." and he has never sounded more like a dragon talking to a hobbit before eating them

i'd be willing to gove the algorithm slightly more information if it meant i wasn't served ads for clothes and bras that don't come in my size

Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again

GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands

sory any time i see a character with light hair and sunglasses i will go "oh that's dave strider"