Gender should literally just be a common thing that people *should* examine in order to have a fullness of life, even if nothing massively changes. It should be as common as developing a fashion style or a music taste. Deconstruction of societal imprint, no matter how “far” you go, is freedom.

i was truly trying to watch normal videos and instead arrived at a video where a drunk alex horne is fully clothed in a bath, pours a lot of shower gel in his mouth, and then drools it out while making eye contact with the camera, on a zoom call with his two friends who are in the same apartment

i watched all ~200 episodes of taskmaster in like ten weeks so yeah i would say my mental health is deteriorating at an alarming rate

advice from a go book

alex horne and greg davies recreating the boat scene from talented mr ripley

thinking about him.....

i got a wood shaving in my eye last night from the horse bedding and it's still there so i would like to be euthanized please

i just don't think bugs should bother me at bedtime when they have free run of the house the rest of the day

You'll get it but you need to watch the slide a dozen times and friends, it is worth it

Oh no! A legal summons sent directly as a text message? I’m definitely trouble. But before I get ahead of myself, let’s take a closer look at that extremely real and official state seal….

H&R BLO Aliceville, AL

Dwernik, Poland — Aleksander Jałosiński, 1971

found out alex horne is a middle child and it all makes sense now

Did you know: There's HD video of Here Comes The Pizza?

in my day you didn’t let a computer tell you what bands to like, you went to a record store and let a burnout who smelled like used Egg McMuffins do that

i ❣️ bodily autonomy

character/reader fic is like wearing sneakers with no socks

the last chapter of the 150,000 word slow burn fic i was reading was bad 😞

we found out one of the barn cats who we thought was a spayed female is actually a neutered male, and everyone was being super weird about what pronouns to use for the cat and i had to step in and be like "cats don't have gender, we all use she already, i'm sticking to she"

i love when neil bangs out the tunes

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

they/she me rollin'

felt biblically accurate, might delete later

the oomfs

3rd cat in a box

love to hear a cool thing in a podcast and have my brain immediately go "oh that's like this terrible real life thing with horses"

scrundle run

pop divas don't really make music videos where they play multiple characters defined by wearing a different wig anymore

look at this creature one of nikki's students gave her

one of the boarders uses 🤯 in place of 😢 when she's unhappy and it is weirdly irritating to me

once I told my 67 obsessed niece the "why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9" joke, and she riposted with "why was 10 afraid? because it was in the middle of 9/11" zero people are ready for Gen Alpha

there are certain live tasks on taskmaster that are like "who can do a pointless thing best" (the one i just saw was them taking turns trying to blow feathers off a table but not be the one to blow the last feather off) that remind me so vividly of being a kid

just had a big ugly cry and now my face hurts but at least i feel too tired to be stressed at least for the moment

It's the freakin weekin

when i'm scrolling through my saved tags on ao3 and see the slow burn fic has updated

You'll note the teapot. It is not for drinking. It is for tormenting the small homunculus partly embedded in this elegant and easy-to-assemble bed console

I can help with options:

I hate this boat!!!!!!!!

lol x.com/gracecamille...

Press R3 to enter Babyvision and plan your next action. > Choose 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘆𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲 — Let's train with these toys a little longer. > Choose 𝗕𝗲𝗱𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲 — I will need the extra energy tomorrow. > Choose 𝗙𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗱 (requires Speech Lv.10) — I am ready to speak, mother