Back in his college days, Igor was known as the HBOC.

you all deserve a nap after all this excitement :)

the other love languages are acts or irritation, small thing i found, quiet time, words of explanation, and sitting close but not touching

can't wait til i get cancelled because people realize i'm a landlord for horses

Imagine a world in which the wealthy were capable of shutting up long enough to secretly disappear

Do it for them.

spin the wheel make a deal......WITH A GHOST

Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. You were killed by DARK WIZARD!

It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA.

this is what I look like

Don't fall for these jangling keys.... 3200 layoffs across the board this year alone. More will come. @nogamesforgenocide.com BDS Movement is still in effect #NoGamesForGenocide

mid life chrysalis

i should get paid time off for being too sad to work

the worst part about committing to taking care of yourself is it never fucking stops and any time you feel like you have a handle on it, you find new ways you've been neglecting yourself

This kind of shit is why I'll never quit tumblr

Raffi you’re so right

i don't remember this version of the black parade

“What the? ... Margaret! Margaret! Wake up! ... The bed’s covered with coconuts!”

⚠️Attention to all my streamers⚠️ I'm unsure how aware everyone is, but #Twitch is once again trying to bake Gen AI and Survailance BS into it's settings! Do the following: Stream Dashboard > Settings > Stream > Under "Enable Clips" Also, DO NOT JOIN the waitlist for the "Auto Clips"!

listen to shelved by genre

listening to this shelved by genre episode and michael says "i could put us on a really long detour, maybe not really long, but a longish detour," and the detour lasts the entire remaining hour and forty-five minutes of the podcast

i got my assessment results and i am the proud owner of an Automated Dynamics (High-Definition upload)

how I'm tryna be

people who make mental health videos: AuDHD me: wow....high-definition AuDy.........

we need sexual freedom for all so that people stop thinking they're cool for being a pervert

Nice work, everyone! Keep it up!

had a normal conversation about getting my feelings hurt that didn't end with either of us feeling like shit or endlessly apologizing or reassuring, so basically i could fight and kill god right now

Me: why do you always play characters who do like poison damage and stuff The knight I abducted from 1435 to play mmos with:

it is nice that the adhd/autism clinic sends a reminder of my appointment every day for three days before the appointment and the day of

tattoo that says "this is a compostable bag"

Good Evening, “video games” was a 45 year sociological study conducted by hardware development industries. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

annoying when an artist you like who's your age starts making music About Things and their views are nearly identical to the unexamined views you had when you were like 19

Girl are you my old enemy Fortunato because you are bricked up in the basement

love to feel wound up and anxious and go to look at fanart as a little treat before i go start work and see something generally innocuous but extremely upsetting to me specifically

i have to run the last day of this camp and all the kids are our students and they're good kids but....i don't want to

I'm not a real Walter but I am a real Worm

“Those snakes? Oh, they’re just signing, honey.”

nikki and her mom are going out of town this afternoon for the weekend and so today is the day they do their most annoying pre-trip tradition: become obsessed with some extremely non-essential task and do it while putting off packing until five seconds before they have to walk out the door

up to series seven of this british light entertainment show