I’ve been a FreeTaxUSA proselytizer for years and years and I strongly encourage everyone to make the switch. same kind of step by step “for dummies” interface, even for my complicated freelancer taxes, and you don’t have to give your money to one of our most evil lobbyists

i've been coughing so much my coughing muscles are sore :(

i don’t know who slipped this past corporate, but incredible work

i heard hot to go for the first time in its entirety a couple days ago because i'm old and disconnected and the verses are way better than the chorus

It’s time.

an animal would not like ai because you can't bite ai when it irritates you

it is 40° and rainy today, which is the worst normal weather it can be

Ooooh is your internet broken. Did someone's immaterial web of financial speculation and surveillance turn out to have a failure point in material infrastructure

Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done

#3157 A helpful tutorial

extremely feeling em on the alf where she talks about wanting things that evoke a thing she likes more than like merch that just like has a picture of the thing on it

my head feels like it is full of kinetic sand

tearing into the mod files for the mysummerdog addon and finding the funniest UV unwrap ive ever seen in my life

love when someone says "oh my boyfriend is super sick and my mom just got over being sick so i'm probably getting that" *after* you spend three days driving them around in a car with closed windows

shit, I almost forgot. please, think of them this year

Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer

Nice porno. Interesting shots, compelling dialogue. Unfortunately, it fails to capture the dismal, doomed atmosphere of Dark Souls 1.

[dumbest bitch on the planet voice] it can't be going that bad because people are posting

having a long night at the barn and pulling out the One Second, One Song voip episode to heal my soul

i need people to have a cooldown timer for how often they can text me

"average person js nice to spam" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person is nice to spam 0 times per year. spam oomfs, who live online and are nice to spam over 10,000 each day, are outliers

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

@notquitereal.bsky.social @katbamkapow.bsky.social i never get to watch your hallowstreams live but i am watching the vod from saturday and wish i had been there to share an animal picture too, so here's Scooter! he's 35 and mostly deaf but still (literally) runs circles around the younger ponies

How many marriages will be destroyed when your dead mom starts getting really horny when telling a bedtime story to your 4 year old, and she starts calling you by your husband's name? How many marriages will be saved?

"what if the loved ones we've lost could be part of our future" that's called talking about them. haven't you watched any kids movie from like 1987-2005

everyone else who works at the barn is either sick or recovering from surgery so i've been on my own basically since last tuesday and i am slowly falling apart

seeing mosslax makes me teary-eyed. living the dream.........

What do I HAVE to pick up at PAX UNPLUGGED? I am especially interested in zines out of people’s bags and the most grungy DIY stuff people have.

two employees at this sandwich shop started arguing at the counter, it got pretty loud and the cashier finally got them to go to the back, where they proceeded to yell over each other til the manager (who sounded younger than either of them) roared BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP NOW in his best mad dad voice

without downloading new pics, describe your gender

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

just woke up from a dream where the pope came to ohio and brought moo deng with him, dressed in little vestments

today a straight person i've known for seven years told me the first tbing about her boyfriend (whom she's dated that entire time) that made him seem like a decent partner

[does a weird little xbox 360 avatar dance that pisses you off]

Wow. Can't say much else. The overhead corona was unbelievable. The most intense reds and greens. ❤️💚😍💃 She'll be dancing until sunrise. I visited Franconia Sculpture Park over summer and it has been on my aurora photo bucket list ever since. That's where I went last night. Schafer, Minnesota.

Over the river and through the woods to FRANKENSTEIN'S LAB we go??????

if they can't call it the year of the ring ranged touch should call it the year of the lord 🙏

had a big cry earlier and then i had to continue on with my day? mods?????????

technology that makes people more productive is inherently used to perpetuate capitalism, that’s why I make videogames, technology that makes people less productive

Say what you will, none of these statements are untrue.

austin walker surprising no one by saying he'd like more worldbuilding in this game about a coin flipping itself

had a boarder's horse get through the fence on to the neighbor's property yesterday and had to cut down the fence to get him back on to our property, so of course this morning they're like "hey when are the horses going out today" i'll let you know when i finish replacing the fence alone in the snow

michael sucked the sewer clean

It's rumored that the next James Bond will be an enchanted pumpkin that can speak, sing, and even dance

i never feel like more of an old person than when a 20-year-old just says something and doesn't like greet me and start the "how are you doing" script

four different horses got loose on separate occasions today and also a bush poked me in the eye so i'm giving this day a D-

ok i think i'm done with reels

After travel and illness, @shirokumahi.me and I are back to once again Bloop and Rinse. In this episode, we make Decisions. You'll have to tune in for the Outcomes. So, what are you waiting for, come watch us Blue Prince already! youtu.be/91ez5uQA5r0