shut up!!!!

The Free Speech Union commissioned a "security" report on us, so we tested their security. Turns out - it sucks. We've now published the names of everyone who has donated to a FSU fundraiser, along with how much they gave and to which campaign. www.transbashback.com/fsu.html xoxo BASH BACK

i read the king in yellow, weird book as it starts with stories of guys having a bad time (scary) and ends with stories of guys having a bad time (romantic). i enjoyed it. it's wild that it's 130 years old.

people love to show up radioactive then wonder why you're suddenly radioactive too 🙄

sometimes watching someone play a logic/puzzle game is like watching someone sink a full-court shot and sometimes it is like watching this

i'm watching/listening to jack and kb play the roottrees are dead and it's fun how roottreemania has a lot of moments of finding out about cool people doing good things peripheral to the scummy guys in the family

decided to listen to some weird al ans the thing is his style parodies are often very good

Run Button's Arctic Alive LP with me, @ali-online.bsky.social and @notquitereal.bsky.social will be 10 years old next month. if you haven't see it, it's really fun. great LP imo www.youtube.com/watch?v=Koqu...

“Well, we must face a new reality. No more carefree days of chasing squirrels, running through the park, or howling at the moon. On the other hand, no more ‘Fetch the stick, boy, fetch the stick.’”

the way these mfers are pronouncing the names in the hobbit is killing me

no seed cakes from the scarecrow :c

michael says a thing in the first 5 minutes of this episode that i think would give a certain type of nerd an aneurysm

With a knock on your door, a kindly wizard invites you to join us on Shelved By Genre's LORD OF THE YEAR, in which we will consider the popular but contested works of JRR Tolkien, kicking things off with a long rumination upon the first four chapters of THE HOBBIT: rangedtouch.com/2026/01/02/t...

4:3 is a square - jack de quidt

New year horses

since they were mentioned in the Side Story episode today, a couple facts about Przewalski's Horses: - they're a very old type of horse, similar horses are depicted in Lascaux cave paintings from ~15000 years ago! - they're actually pretty small, measuring 12-14 hands (48-56 inches) at the shoulder!

me on my way to dinner

the thing is when Rapper's Paradise is mentioned they play like the first 20 seconds and never get to the verse about getting a tummy ache because your friend's family eats yucky food

nilla waifus

started 2026 off by being awakened by the sound of a flower vase shattering on the ground and then stepping barefoot in dog pee as i rushed out to see what happened

my resolutions are to commit to living as an active process i need to invest in, and to be gayer

Fat horse more lucky

they call him walton goggins because you walt right on into the theatre and put your goggins on to see him

they call him walton goggins because you gogg right into the theatre to see walt the hell he's up ton

me hammered on New Year’s Eve talking to a trash can: ahhh my old friend mithrandir

what does it mean that so few far side characters have eyes

“Gee, whiz … you mean I get a third wish, too?”

The Mega Man “ugly holiday sweater” I ordered from Ali Express just arrived. It is child sized, and too itchy and plasticky to put on a child. But it’s definitely ugly. Tag yourself, I’m cunty Rert Man.

What a good burger does to a mfer

An important change to note. And as Bob says, one going largely unnoticed:

Where are my #CrabTime & #Crustmas fans at - look at this little guy 😂 Land #Crab Effigy Vessel Colima culture, E. Mexico, Proto-Classical, 100 BCE - 250 CE Redware ceramic w/ brick red slip, black oxides H17 x W18 x D20.5 cm www.giquelloetassocies.fr/en/lot/10121... #MesoAmericanArt #IndigenousArt

How DO you kill two birds with one stone. Is it like a 7-10 split kind of situation?

the combo of "going to the doctor makes me feel like a failure" and "having a chronic illness" sucks dude

I love to do things like "forget I'm wearing this shirt when I answer the door or go out to a restaurant" www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/2516...

“Raaaaaaaaaaxphooooooooorg!”

someone come help me blanket the horses

i'm imagining Ryo getting one of these out of a capsule machine in shenmue and rotating it around to look at it

Did you know that EIDOLON 2E is 80% off for the whole month of December? Now that's getting what you want at a price you 𝑐𝑎𝑛 afford!

i don't think about being ace/aro as being a big deal until i am listening to someone complain about their bf/gf and then i'm like oh yeah people get things out of relationships that might outweigh the bullshit they're telling me about