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Bedeutende Neuerfindungsreise

every morning I wake up and thank the good lord that I am not so famous that it would make news when I ate a sandwich off an airport or a bus station floor

In light of recent events I am suspending the part of my economics course where students receive extra credit for undergoing sex reassignment surgery. The course syllabus is being updated and I expect that information about alternative extra credit opportunities will be available soon.

just what you would expect a cyborg Pope to say

However else others might eulogize Charlie Kirk, my obituary for him starts with “He dedicated his time and his talents to cheerleading for this despicable autocrat.”

Before and after morning fog on Charles River burns off.

tfw the president of the united states of america breaks capitalism while you’re commuting to work in the morning

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I Am Literally The Walrus

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the MBTA, consistently on the absolute frontier of railway technology, using termites to weld sections of railway together

somewhere Baghdad Bob is watching this and thinking “yo Mikey turn it down a notch here bro”

TIL that the Mandarin word for “turkey” translates as “fire chicken”

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In tonight’s homework reading assignment from the NEJM

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If Trump were less depraved and ridiculous, if he were merely an unremarkable tool, then the bootlicking submission offered to him by intelligent people would not be as powerful of a signal of obedience to capital as it is.

tfw you are at a coffee shop and everyone else there other than you looks like Larry David

My guess is that President Trump picked up a copy of Infinite Jest and just can’t put it down.

For who? For what?

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getting some Horst Wessel vibes here

getting ready to do a bit of reaping

this is the adulthood I was promised

“I have no intention of being bullied to step down from my position because of some questions raised in a tweet,” Cook said. www.bloomberg.com/news/article... Amen.

It never occurred to me that you need to worry about hitting deer while riding a bicycle, but I guess it’s a thing. No collision but close call.

I will say, in President Trump’s defense, that he is a doddering dipshit.

RIP Fredo

My first victory in the pair racing class. In the pair event each oarsman gets one oar, I’m rowing port and the bowman here is rowing starboard. This rowing category is known as “the Devil’s Rowboat” because of the opportunities the event offers for mishap and tragedy.

This bird says Howdy and has a long tail and miiiight be a Dallas grackle, one of my favorite birds ever! #DrawABird

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the Big Dick Toilet guy from Trump I is now our Ambassador to NATO

an old man in a very small boat

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the guys

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I am very conservative and also I would like to borrow some money in order to invest in cryptocurrency.

“bigger is better”

wow no way

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Me watching a bit on TV where an ESPN reporter at a NASCAR event pals around with Army explosive disposal tech folks and they let him use their fancy robot to pour beer into the mouth of a guy wearing American flag overalls