they're just stress testing bluesky for when It Happens

More than anything else, I kind of love the equating of Georgia to the USSR as Israel to the US. Top tier poasting which Im unfortunately internet poisoned enough to actually understand the argument.

The “I’m normal, the captain is just going through done issues” Dark Angel in Sons of the Forest was definitely a favourite one of these

Obviously tax Musk, Bezos, Zuckerberg, et al into oblivion, but yeah, realistically my taxes also need to go way up to fix even half this shit and hopefully the Pols can do it gradually or discreetly enough that people dont lose their minds, but im not actually sure that is possible.

Dort is a great example of “some of these guys gotta be put in jail and have their pensions and benefits stripped”. I’m sorry but I don’t think my tax dollars should pay for the salary or retirement or benefits of a guy whose only job seems to be Sephiroth posting.

it'll be back in three days

Get his ass, Your Holiness

c r i m e p o p e

THE HIGH PRIESTESS OF ISE SHRINE IS WEAK ON CONSUMER FINANCE!! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

People are saying 2026 is the year of the dummymander

Orban is not conceding because he's honourable. He's conceding because his defeat is so comprehensive even he can't pretend he won.

Float them out, theyre much to dense

This administration's entire approach to Iran as it runs headfirst into reality like a brick wall.

WATCHES IN SPACE 🧵 Ever notice how all of the astronauts are wearing a billion watches in every picture? Christina Koch is wearing three in this picture 1/x 👇

Eric Adams after listening to one Action Bronson track

You really can just say anything on Al Gore's internet huh?

TRUMP: GLORY TO THE GREAT ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF IRAN! GREAT DAY FOR OUR BROTHERS WHO “STRUGGLE” IN THE NAME OF THE MARTYRED LEADER OF THE RIGHTEOUS AND HEROIC REVOLUTION! THE BRAVE WARRIORS OF ISLAM AND THEIR COURAGEOUS ALLIES HAVE WON A GREAT VICTORY! CONGRATULATIONS!

When you want to rap about the Works Progress Administration but your song writers are all dyslexic

How long before MBS and the rest of the GCC monarchies, plus Israel, and all the Iran Hawks in his own party start screaming at him? Over/under on this agreement even lasting 48 hours?

Well, assuming its actually a recent photo, we can probably rule out nuclear strikes since we dont keep any in the UK, and the B-1 isnt nuclear capable anyway. But also, holy cow is that Buff loaded up

Serious question for my nuclear command and control knowers, is this even a meaningful thing to direct at CCDR USSTRATCOM? Shouldn't members of Congress be reaching out to the DDOs of the NMCC?

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

I am losing my mind

When I first saw this I was sure it was fake. It LOOKS fake to me. Why does the moon have a drop shadow? But it's not fake, and it is really cool! Story here: science.nasa.gov/earth/earth-...

What a beautiful moment.

Marriage is primarily a legal framework to incorporate a household in the eyes of the law & secure the property rights of all interested parties, present & future. When you're ready to think about marriage that way, that's when you're probably ready to get married.

Less income tax = more sales tax = a more regressive tax system. This is a fact of life. You cannot fix it by simply taxing only the income of rich people, because they are always in the best position to avoid it altogether. It will not work. Period.

“We need intellectualism because we need liberal democracy. And that is precisely why these guys—they’re all guys—don’t like it.” Great piece from @espiers.bsky.social :

Visualization from NASA of the view from Integrity during today's lunar flyby.

Three aura points for the Gucci-twinks touching grass, Six-Seven for the short kings in their bases of stone, Nine for the cheugy simps, they are so cooked, One for the Dank Rizzler on his dank throne In the Land of Mordor where that shit is sus, yo.

Bland no-one-gets-offended, nationalist aesthetics in the Government Sanctioned Prayer Place are far preferable to the alternative.

One Samurai

Happy Easter, here is a Traditional Pastoral Hymn for you to enjoy on this Blessed day www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXCh...

If you see this, post a pic from your device with no explanation

Found a book at my parents’ that appears to have been designed in a lab for bluesky

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦 FOR THE NEXT TWENTY FOUR HOURS IT IS 🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦 ~~~ C O N R A I L ~~~ ~~~ D A Y ~~~ 🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

Is any of this true? I have no idea, still a funny read.

Honestly, the great crisis of our society is the unwillingness of institutions to inflict consequences. Impeach the president, fire the sex pests, expel cheating students, excommunicate an unrepentant heretic, prosecute the war criminals. Believe in your institution enough to enforce its rules.

These are metrics in search of a theory of victory that they can be applied to.

Me as a bsky therapist: