Learned from my 101-year-old grandfather that one problem of being a centenarian is that airlines apparently only have a 2-digit age variable, meaning that every time he shows up at the airport, the data in the system at the check-in counter thinks he's a 1-year-old unaccompanied child.

Wow I assume he'll be promptly fired and his latest DC comics will all be pulled and pulped!

i made a helpful reference

my god he's literally the meme

Some devil girl

Crona

messy bun in a topless/pajama combo <3

oh my god SHUT UP

"block them and move on" is a nice sentiment but there's always more and I've seen some vile messages, DMs and emails because of it all. It adds up. This harassment is now coming from a fallout 2 post where I'm not bothering anyone, like I said, I'm tired

Gabi, loser angel tutorial

“Females”

genuinely interesting that this guy is almost getting the ‘white man who killed his whole family’ cover photo treatment

Wait THIS is the "physically assaulted covering the unite the right rally" she was talking about... holy shit

You people run a variation of this headline every three weeks and within 24 hours he's retweeting BasedDeusVult1488 on TruthSocial's video of him flying a fighter jet over an American protest and shitting on it.

Walking Dead discussions about the mechanics of the zombies themselves are very annoying because you'll have people apply thermodynamics to them the way shonen powerscalers use frame data to calculate what percentage the speed of light a character is moving.

This American remake of Stand Alone Complex is stupid.

Personally at this point I don’t think it’s conspiratorial thinking to wonder whether these events are false flags. I think it becomes conspiratorial thinking when you start digging up accounts from 3 years ago that wrote the suspect’s (very common) name and wonder if time traveling was involved

Some mechs are less chill

Sketched an #Alisaie to celebrate FFXIV x Evangelion collab😆

This is a periodic reminder that one of Scotland's most prominent TERF campaigners turned out to be a predator who in at least one case molested a child specifically because she presumed the child was trans. The only newspaper in the country to even report on it was the Scottish Sun.

This is the most terrified I've ever been in my life and you assholes should be ashamed. We're doing the same event next month btw

Appreciate this detail from CBS News reporter Jennifer Jacobs. It's an important part of the story that seems to be missing from a lot of comments & coverage.

we are white house correspondents dinner we carry the flame

"Oh, there's video of the shooter Naruto Running through a checkpoint...and here's Leaf talking about how if she were a slimegirl, her cum WOULD be stored in her balls and her balls would be transparent so you could see all the cum sloshing around...let's see how the markets are doing-"

Just under 7 days left for #DaydrinkingJam2026. How are your projects coming along? If you're struggling, now is a good time to ask yourself "what's the smallest, complete version of my project I can make?" Good luck winning the coveted $25 to daydrink with sinners...

My birthday is June 4th, and what I want for my birthday is pictures of painted scrungaloids! Show me a picture of a fully painted Scrungaloid before or on June 4th, and i will give you 100% off the heavy weapon kit i plan on releasing that same day.

I think we could do with a little less "Don't worry, I'm allowed to make this art because I'm traumatized in these ways." and a lot more "Don't worry, I'm allowed to make this art because I'm allowed to make any art. And also, it's none of your fucking business whether or not I am traumatized."

they're having a block party at the shooter's house rn

Einar 🖤 #art #commission

reinforcement learning guy at OpenAI shooting himself when asked to RLHF a model into always saying that the WHCD shooting was unjustified and always saying that Operation Valkyrie was

UPDATE: LMAOOOOOOOO

and we run and we run and we run and we run and we run and we run and we run until we break through

happy anniversary of "pepito they shot trump"

We have a trusted source on the scene of the WHCD

while my thoughts are with those who were present at the correspondents dinner, i can’t help but think that becoming an active shooter represents an innovative new discovery strategy for indies navigating a difficult and crowded marketplace

You have to be caring for people to care about you

oh i'm sorry did a mediaball happen?

this is the reason i yell so much about literacy. it's not an exaggeration. the average replier quite literally does not know how to read. three-cueing is like trying to cook blindfolded based on the smells you imagine for ingredients you've never used after watching a recipe video

I think it's really funny everybody thinks every attempt on Trump is fake because the guy is clearly so scared of dying that the thought of being killed or dying consumes his every waking thought.

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live

Aaron Rupar has me blocked so I'm just going to say it: he was the shooter both times

FBI and SSA bout to get this briefing

Fear not, Patriots! If the “Iran War” doesn’t start moving his numbers in a positive direction, there’s always “Plan B." @theonion.com