Here's what the interior of an American passport (mine, issued 4 years ago) looks like. Notice no sitting American president's scowling mug in it (Mt. Rushmore doesn't count).

📌Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during this two terms. I bet you don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch.

Panic in Gilead.

Security breach at Washington Correspondences' Dinner. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

“Yeah so we’re actually invading Pakistan soon! Nobody is supposed to know that, pretty cool, right?” said Patel, spilling his Don Julio as the bottle girl feigned interest in his long, rambling story.

CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1 Trickle-down economics was always a sham. Nothing has ever trickled down.

My great nephew & his dinosaur butt diorama.

Just armadillo having fun to bless your scroll

Happy Earth Day

“It’s amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.” - Harry Truman As Trump proves often, the reverse of this is also true. It’s amazing how much you can fuck things up when the only thing you care about is getting the credit.

I hope the takeover of InfoWars by @theonion.com and @timheidecker.bsky.social that resulted from the bankruptcy brought on by Alex Jones’ evil attacks on the victims of Sandy Hook brings you as much joy as it does me.

NEW: the #AlabamaPenis has been freed!

Thou shalt not commit blasphemy against Samuel L. Jackson’s monologue in Pulp Fiction, motherfucker.

While death and destruction rained down on Iran during the war’s first month, the world’s 100 biggest oil and gas companies brought in an extra $30 million per HOUR in windfall profits. Yes, $30 million per HOUR. All because of the deadly and reckless decision making of one man.

This is Binoo. She will tell you when you're permitted to stop scratching. Until then, stop slacking. 13/10 (IG: binoochi)

The replacement cat has arrived.

The sad reality is that we can’t believe anything the president tells us about the most serious issues facing both the country and the world because he’s a congenital liar.

Pope Leodrops the mic in the dis track battle with the Trump regime.

Weegee - Exotic Dancer ("Some Prefer the Beat of the Tom-Tom"), 1940s

Tax Man put the bite on you today? Then check out the Sonja Blue Sale--four books for the price of one! On sale today via Apple, Kindle, Barnes & Noble, and Kobo. www.amazon.com/dp/B0777VKGXZ

A washed-up rock star hoping to resurrect his career strikes a deal with the spirit the Cajuns call The Tempter, only to find himself trapped in a living nightmare of lust, blood, and ancient evil. On sale today via Kindle, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, and Apple. www.amazon.com/dp/B00KXJHO0C

HPV vaccines have NOTHING to do with “parental values”, as RFK Jr.’s surrogate claims. You could have sex with a single partner—your spouse—and become infected. If your parental values include a desire for your child to die from a vaccine preventable disease, your values need an adjustment.

You know what's really embarrassing about this conflict? Iran has a 90 percent literacy rate while 50 per cent of the US reads at the 6th grade level or below. Iran sent Phds to the ceasefire talks. The US sent realtors.

Born a werewolf. Raised to be a Comanche warrior. Follow WALKING WOLF as he wanders the Old West, seeking a place where he can live free from Man. On sale today via Kindle, Apple, Barnes & Noble, and Kobo. Also available in audiobook. www.barnesandnoble.com/w/walking-wo...

Dave gets it. Be like Dave.

As major news outlets cut off the Wayback Machine, journalists and advocacy groups are rallying to protect the Internet Archive’s vast collection of web pages. www.wired.com/story/the-in...

The victory of the opposition in Hungary yesterday, like the Polish election in 2023, is a victory for democracy, not just in Europe but around the world.

The effective federal corporate income tax rate: 1950: 50% 1990: 25% 2020: 13% Stop asking "but how we will pay for it?" Restore the corporate tax rate. That is how we will pay for it.

If the Devil was a 8 Track Tape.

May Victor Orbán simply be the first in a string of countries engaging in overdue housecleaning by kicking their authoritarian leaders to the curb.

Good job, Hungary!

Happy International Pet Day from Lux the Interior Cat and OB the Exterior Cat.

Welcome Back, Integrity