Nice work, Texas.

Milli Vanilli? Kajagoogoo was busy?

Everyone involved with this from Steven Miller to line officials need to be tried in a court of law for these gross human rights abuses. www.nj.com/essex/2026/0...

Will we ever learn? Probably not.

It will be my honor

The NY Giants never cease to deliver…reasons to detest them.

Holy cow.

😂😂😂

It’s out of Monroe, MI and it’s glorious 😁

Until today I had just lumped him in with the pathetic NY Giants. Now I get to truly detest him. Go Birds 🦅

It is now our mission to find out and make sure it can’t happen to anyone else again.

Pat Ryan didn't cross the aisle, he strafed it.

Me too.

For this alone I donate to him. Just this. If he does nothing else (I believe he’ll do plenty) this would be enough for me.

🔥🔥🔥

Jesus.

Patty Murray to Blanche: "This is corruption that has never been more blatant. What's happening is you write the check, Trump and his cronies cash it, and American taxpayers who are already being whacked with high prices are gonna foot the bill."

Pete Buttigieg to CNN just now.. about Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy's controversial road trip reality show "I love road trips. I love America. I actually took a taxpayer-funded road trip lasting about seven months. It was in Afghanistan. This is something very different"

I look forward to seeing this ass behind bars.

God they’re dumb.

Oh right, we're in Hudson News now! Supplement your $7 bottle of water with The Onion.

I mean for f**k’s sake. 🤦🏼‍♂️

These two just made my day 😁

BURGUM: When the sun goes down, solar produces zero electricity HUFFMAN: I want to enter into the record this amazing new technology that apparently the secretary is unaware of -- it's a battery

🔥 @chelseahandler.bsky.social : “Now that your favorite leader is making the draft mandatory, I assume all of you will be signing up to go fight in Iran… Or do you tough-talking pussies only go to the Middle East for comedy festivals?”

How can he possibly stay safe without a ballroom?

“At times” you say?

Good.

The billion dollar ballroom. And we’re paying for it.

Such a great point!

Never have 4 people more wished they were still in the deepest, darkest recesses of outer space.

No news story this year has made me happier than this one.

Can someone let the AP know that violating court orders is not a sign of "executive power. " It is a sign of contempt, lawlessness and authoritarianism.

"Right now, our industry is afraid of the wrong things. We’re afraid of offending power. We’re afraid of losing access. We’re afraid of another baseless lawsuit... "There is a fine line between being a team player and being an accomplice...” www.theguardian.com/media/2026/a...

Jimmy Kimmel has outdone himself this time! This pharmaceutical ad about Felon47 is hilarious! 👏👏👏👏👏😂👏👏👏👏👏 #ReZyne #JimmyKimmel

Nothing could ever be truer.

Is this illegal?

This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam.

I love this story.

How Volodymr Zelenskyy manages to survive in a literal war without a ballroom to keep him safe is just shocking to me.

I’m sorry what?? Spencer Pratt is running for Mayor of L.A.? As if our descent to idiocracy could not be more complete 🤦🏻‍♀️

Kidnapping by masked ICE goons on Erwin and Simpson in San Fernando Valley.

Feels like I’ve watched this show for the Epsteinth time.

So, the mentalist didn't know what was happening?

😂😂😂

I mean, they’re not wrong 😂

Once again: if you are attending tomorrow's White House Correspondents Dinner and you are not planning to actively protest the presence of Trump and his henchmen and yet you claim to be a journalist and a patriotic American... You are neither a journalist nor an American. STAND FOR SOMETHING