Bryan Behar
@bryanbehar.bsky.social
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TV writer. Emotional eater. Bats right, tweets left.
Merry Christmas to all my non-Jewish friends. I bet the 3 of you would really like each other.
about 8 hours ago
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This is the first time the original Core Four has all been together in a long while. Feeling extremely blessed. Happy Holidays from the Behars. â€ïž
about 8 hours ago
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Obviously, nothing can undo the tragic events of the past week. But todayâs meet-up of Brown grads to protest gun violence proved to be a chance to express our sorrow at the senseless murders of last Saturday & our outrage at the proliferation of mass shootings in America and beyond.
6 days ago
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Thereâs no better commercial for the Democrats than Donald Trump screaming at financially-insecure Americans that the economy is perfect. Canât wait for the next trainwreck.
8 days ago
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Tonightâs speech was brought to you by the good people at Adderall.
8 days ago
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Trumpâs speech tonight was exactly what the party needed to sweep the upcoming midterms. The Democratic Party.
8 days ago
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The American voter: âIâm scared about the cost of groceries, fuel, healthcare, and housing.â Donald Trump: âNo youâre not!!! Aaaaaaaaaaahh! Coal!!!!!!â
8 days ago
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You know what doesnât feel that âpresidential?â An angry old racist yelling at us about coal.
8 days ago
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This is something I never thought Iâd say about Donald Trump⊠but heâs wayyyy worse than he used to be. Who knew there was another level of awfulness?
8 days ago
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Can anyone, I mean anyone, tell me what the point of tonightâs speech was? I donât want to go to war with Venezuela, but at least Iâd understand if thatâs why he was yelling from my television.
8 days ago
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Is there some unwritten rule that it canât be a lie if you repeatedly shout the mistruths in our face?
8 days ago
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If anyone elseâs grandpa screamed âcoalâ at them like that, theyâd instantly have their driving privileges revoked.
8 days ago
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The old âIâm going to soothe Americans fears and anxieties by speaking fast and screaming at themâ approach.
8 days ago
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âAngry old man yells at hurting Americans for thinking theyâre hurtingâ
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Thereâs nothing that voters who are hurting enjoy more than a rich guy politician telling them they arenât. đ©
8 days ago
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Blame. Blame. Blame. Blame. Blame. That was an exhausting speech.
8 days ago
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Trumpâs speech: âThe economy is great!â Even if the voters and every metric say it isnât. And âif the economy isnât great, itâs all Joe Bidenâs fault. Even though heâs been in office for 11 months & promised to fix things on day 1. Canât wait for the Midterms!
8 days ago
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He says egg prices are down 82 per cent during his presidency. He says he settled 8 foreign wars. He says Biden let in 25 million illegal aliens. And that this great economy is the result of tariffs. What the fuck is this guy talking about?
8 days ago
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8 days ago
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Itâs just too much. đ
11 days ago
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I found this post I made about Rob Reiner from 6 years & stand by it. His contributions to the world of cinema and the culture at large is immeasurable. So is his loss. Gutted.
11 days ago
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Brown University is my alma mater and the site of many of my most meaningful memories. What has happened there today is beyond belief. My heart breaks for all who are suffering today and everyday from our epidemic of American mass shootings.
12 days ago
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As everyone Iâm talking to has said- from my writing partner to my fraternity brothers via text to alums on Facebook- we all wrongly assumed âit could never happen at Brown.â It can happen anywhere. And itâs just devastating.
13 days ago
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Apparently, even felonious, white nationalist wannabe dictators need their shluffy time.
16 days ago
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Goes without saying, but if this was Joe Biden, Jake Tapper would be shouting â25th Amendmentâ out the CNN window like Howard Beale in Network.
16 days ago
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How the eff did this guy win 2 presidential elections touting his âenergyâ and âvitality?â
16 days ago
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Trump says âThis is an A+++ economy.â Meanwhile, 70% of Americans say that prices have gone up under Trump. Iâm gonna trust that the American people know more about their pocketbooks than the felonious plutocrat.
16 days ago
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The Dems just won the Miami mayoral race for the 1st time in THIRTY YEARS. Thatâs how much people loathe Trump.
16 days ago
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Didnât he literally win re-election by castigating his original opponent for being âSleepy?â You couldnât make up these past ten years.
16 days ago
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Hard at work to fix the economy for the working men and women of America.
16 days ago
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Trump says he doesnât realize that prices are high. By all means, Donnie, keep talking!
16 days ago
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There are very few immutable rules of politics anymore. But politicians being punished for telling voters they arenât hurting financially when theyâre hurting financiallyâ that rule has never gone away.
16 days ago
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Both Joe Biden & Kamala paid dearly, politically, when Biden tried convincing voters they were doing well economically when they didnât feel that way. 70% of Americans say their prices have gone up under Trump, while he brags about his economy. MAGA sure better pay a price.
16 days ago
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Just a reminder that past honorees include Beverly Sills, Ella Fitzgerald, and Itzhak Perlman. And that future honorees will include Dean Cain, Kid Rock, and that guy from âJoanie Loves Chachi.â
17 days ago
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If this is the Answer, was the Question, âwhat would be the worldâs most annoying pickleball foursome?â
17 days ago
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When did KISS transition from âthe worldâs scariest rock bandâ into âtwo old bubbes you can find squeezing melons at the La Brea Ralphâs?â
17 days ago
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Is it worth having Trump alive long enough to watch him give Kennedy Center Honors to Dean Cain and Chachi?
17 days ago
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Looks like I can now skip Rocky II and Home Alone 2.
17 days ago
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I may never watch another movie about competitive wrist wrestling again.
17 days ago
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And here, all this time, I thought their most embarrassing moment was âMusic from The Elder.â
17 days ago
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And first place in the club Mah Jongg tournament goes to âTeam Yenta.â
17 days ago
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The Demon meets The Devil
17 days ago
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âNot penalizing a team for losing their conference championship gameâ isnât a rule or a binding precedent. Itâs just how it went for SMU last year. If it were up to me, Iâd have Alabama & BYU out of the College Football Playoff. And Iâd have Miami & Notre Dame in. No question.
19 days ago
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I know I'm not technically a doctor, but how is it good health policy to ensure that MORE BABIES get Hepatitis B?
21 days ago
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Everyone knows that the Leader of the Free World can literally be bribed with a shiny object.
21 days ago
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Itâs like giving a toddler a piece of string.
21 days ago
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It's hard to say which MAGA jock I'm more disappointed in, Wayne Gretsky or Phil Mickelson.? Heck, who says we have to choose.
21 days ago
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Haven't we all known this kind of phony tough guy? He's the boy who never got off the bench on the football team, so he has to pick on the cross country runners in the locker room to feel like a man.
21 days ago
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First, she was made to wait 50 days before being sworn in to Congress. Now, she has been pepper-sprayed by ICE agents. Somehow, we never hear about Rep. Thomas McWhite-Guy receiving this kind of treatment.
21 days ago
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