I must've missed that day in law school where we learned that pedophiles are above law as long as the Dow is rising.

Defending and covering up a massive pedophile ring has to be the weirdest hill for a major American political party to die on.

I know this may not matter as much as our democracy being under siege, but doesn't Dr. Robby seem kinda mean this season? #thepitt

For the life of me, I will never understand Americans who claim to be more outraged by rapping than raping.

The reason I know that Trump’s response to Bad Bunny is thoroughly racist: It’s because he would’ve called the performance “disgusting” and “un-American” and “impossible to understand” whether he watched it or not. That. And because Trump is thoroughly racist.

If you're seriously threatened by a performance that celebrates diversity and tolerance and love and joy, maybe America isn't the right place for YOU.

If these messages somehow offend you, I'm not sure we will ever agree about the purpose and promise of America.

This is literally me right now, hoping my friends show up for my 60th birthday dinner. Does anyone else get all “Peter Brady” when hosting your own party?

It’s our 5th time seeing Green Day- putting them with R.E.M., Pearl Jam, and Petty on our couple concert tally. We also get Cage the Elephant (2nd time), Sublime, Good Charlotte, and Twenty One Pilots. Sure, we’re 30 years older than anyone else here. Just means rock ain’t dead. And neither are we.

Deeply saddened by the passing of Bob Weir. May the four winds blow him safely home.

I don’t play “blame the voters.” We have to reach who we have to reach. But the fact the American people elected this colossal Bozo in 2 of the past 3 presidential elections suggests the Democratic Party is in a severe crisis of messaging & connecting with voters concerns.

My solemn resolution to only post about college football recruiting always gets upended by the anniversary of January 6th.

I don’t know who made this, but it’s 100% accurate.

If you’d told me that, five years later, the man who incited this would be cavalierly invading Venezuela for oil, I’d have said, “Yeah. That adds up.”

I mean, why would “violently seeking to overturn a free and fair election” be an impeachable offense?

Could you imagine the fallout if Joe Biden or Barack Obama had incited and directed a violent insurrection against the American electoral system?

How this wasn’t the political end of him will remain one of the great mysteries of my lifetime.

Fuck with Walter Cronkite at CBS News and find out

Have we become the kind of country where the oil companies are consulted of a foreign invasion before Congress? Yes. Apparently, we are.

Healthcare premiums are still skyrocketing. The president is still strongly implicated in a child rape ring. And yet, we are not distracted. Wonder whose oil fields Trump will try seizing next?

You, sir, are no Senator Mark Kelly

So, I turned 60 earlier this week. Naturally, this birthday made me feel all kinds of feelings- have we met? But the overwhelming feeling has been one of supreme gratitude. I’m happy & hopeful & eager for what comes next. Thanks everybody for having my back & healing my heart. Shana tova!

Merry Christmas to all my non-Jewish friends. I bet the 3 of you would really like each other.

This is the first time the original Core Four has all been together in a long while. Feeling extremely blessed. Happy Holidays from the Behars. ❤️

Obviously, nothing can undo the tragic events of the past week. But today’s meet-up of Brown grads to protest gun violence proved to be a chance to express our sorrow at the senseless murders of last Saturday & our outrage at the proliferation of mass shootings in America and beyond.

There’s no better commercial for the Democrats than Donald Trump screaming at financially-insecure Americans that the economy is perfect. Can’t wait for the next trainwreck.

Tonight’s speech was brought to you by the good people at Adderall.

Trump’s speech tonight was exactly what the party needed to sweep the upcoming midterms. The Democratic Party.

The American voter: “I’m scared about the cost of groceries, fuel, healthcare, and housing.” Donald Trump: “No you’re not!!! Aaaaaaaaaaahh! Coal!!!!!!”

You know what doesn’t feel that “presidential?” An angry old racist yelling at us about coal.

This is something I never thought I’d say about Donald Trump… but he’s wayyyy worse than he used to be. Who knew there was another level of awfulness?

Can anyone, I mean anyone, tell me what the point of tonight’s speech was? I don’t want to go to war with Venezuela, but at least I’d understand if that’s why he was yelling from my television.

Is there some unwritten rule that it can’t be a lie if you repeatedly shout the mistruths in our face?

If anyone else’s grandpa screamed “coal” at them like that, they’d instantly have their driving privileges revoked.

The old “I’m going to soothe Americans fears and anxieties by speaking fast and screaming at them” approach.

“Angry old man yells at hurting Americans for thinking they’re hurting”

There’s nothing that voters who are hurting enjoy more than a rich guy politician telling them they aren’t. 😩

Blame. Blame. Blame. Blame. Blame. That was an exhausting speech.

Trump’s speech: “The economy is great!” Even if the voters and every metric say it isn’t. And “if the economy isn’t great, it’s all Joe Biden’s fault. Even though he’s been in office for 11 months & promised to fix things on day 1. Can’t wait for the Midterms!

He says egg prices are down 82 per cent during his presidency. He says he settled 8 foreign wars. He says Biden let in 25 million illegal aliens. And that this great economy is the result of tariffs. What the fuck is this guy talking about?

It’s just too much. 💔

I found this post I made about Rob Reiner from 6 years & stand by it. His contributions to the world of cinema and the culture at large is immeasurable. So is his loss. Gutted.

Brown University is my alma mater and the site of many of my most meaningful memories. What has happened there today is beyond belief. My heart breaks for all who are suffering today and everyday from our epidemic of American mass shootings.

As everyone I’m talking to has said- from my writing partner to my fraternity brothers via text to alums on Facebook- we all wrongly assumed “it could never happen at Brown.” It can happen anywhere. And it’s just devastating.

Apparently, even felonious, white nationalist wannabe dictators need their shluffy time.

Goes without saying, but if this was Joe Biden, Jake Tapper would be shouting “25th Amendment” out the CNN window like Howard Beale in Network.

How the eff did this guy win 2 presidential elections touting his “energy” and “vitality?”