Bryan Behar
@bryanbehar.bsky.social
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Emmy-losing TV writer. Emotional eater. Bats right, tweets left.
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According to Trump, we simultaneously don't care at all about Iranian regime change AND desperately require Iranian regime change. It's like Schrodinger's War.
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She could have prosecuted the sexual predators. Instead she protected them. End of story.
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So far, the only woman destroyed by the Epstein Files appears to be Pam Bondi, not Ghislaine Maxwell.
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Pam Bondi was not fired for using the levers of the Justice Department to persecute Trump's personal enemies. She was fired for not persecuting enough of Trump's personal enemies. They've turned this nation into a disgrace.
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The Iran fiasco might finally prove, once and for all, why you don't turn over the world's strongest military to a drunken talk show host and a racist game show host.
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Pam Bondi is no martyr. But when you can't outlast Kash Patel or Pete Hegseth, gender has to be a factor. (That, and Trump hates women)
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Trump didn't fire Pam Bondi for doing a bad job. He fired her for not doing ENOUGH OF a bad job.
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Happy Pesach to all who celebrate. And even those who don’t. Because a story of attaining freedom, of liberating one’s self from the shackles of tyranny, remains relevant to every culture. In any era. Perhaps now more than ever. Chag Sameach. 🙏🙏
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Trump getting booed at the Kennedy Center. Pouting at the Supreme Court. No exit strategy in Iran. All time low polling on economy and inflation. Too much winning?
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This bs again? Didn’t 62 straight failed lawsuits prove the opposite?
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Not to be crass, but you never want to hear an adjudicated rapist say, “we are going to force ourselves upon them.”
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Judges have already blocked his tariffs, his Muslim ban, his Transgender soldier ban and his efforts to stop Birthright Citizenship. But a judge stopping his beloved ballroom will crush him more than all the others. 😎
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Could you imagine being so unbearably awful at your job that millions of people around the globe take to the streets just to let you know it?
#NoKingsDayMarch2026
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The Rally in the Valley- No Kings Studio City. Because in America, no one is above the law. Not even a white supremacist game show host.
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Nope, nothing unseemly about an adjudicated rapist wanting to talk dirty, behind the presidential seal, while our men and women soldiers die overseas.
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Insecurity Masquerading as Importance: The Donald Trump Story
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Every little thing he believes is a sign of strength is actually a sign of deep, profound weakness.
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I’m not an intellectual snob, but “Norway has lost so credible” should be enough incoherence to disqualify you from the White House.
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Trump: “I hang out with losers because it makes be feel better.”
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Trump: “I hang out with losers because it makes be feel better.”
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Trump: “I hang out with losers because it makes be feel better.”
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Marco Rubio: “We are hitting military targets.” Narrator: “A certain girls elementary school would beg to differ.”
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Donald Trump: “I don’t want a stupid person being president.” Narrator: “In the world of comedy, this is what is called ‘the perfect joke set-up.’”
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It’s cheating if you do it, but totally fair if he does it? He’s just such a putz. I don’t have a better word to explain it.
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There have been the exact same amount of deal talks with Iran as there were conversations with former presidents praising his war efforts. 0.000000000
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I’m not a constitutional scholar. But I’m pretty sure the 25th amendment was written for moments like The President being asked about ICE & responding with a harangue about the invention of the paper clip.
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The American symbols of total competence and total incompetence.
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Gas prices are way up. The airports are in chaos. And Americans are dying in a war without objectives or endgames. Is this the “greatness” we were promised? WTF?
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Like all bad CEOs, Trump just realized it's a lot easier to blame underlings for the war than it is to develop a clear strategy or a workable endgame.
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Finally, an answer to which former president praised his Iran war efforts.
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We’ve now entered the “Throw Hegseth under the boss” era of Trump’s war strategy.
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I’m 60 and I still don’t go anywhere in LA without a Boogie Board, a wetsuit, and 2 paddle tennis paddles. Presumably, just in case the Summer of ‘76 spontaneously reappears.
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Many believe that Trump started the Iran war to distract the public from the Epstein files. But now that the war & its ensuing oil prices are an albatross on his popularity, he’s trying to divert attention to imaginary domestic enemies. There’s no bottom to his malignancy.
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Whether it's John McCain or Robert Mueller, the greater someone's service to America the more vile a response their deaths engender from Donald Trump. Their lives of service and sacrifice only serve as a reminder to everyone of Bone Spur Donnie's selfishness and cowardice.
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Even if your only choices for President were Republican, billionaire, NYC real estate developers, you’d be hard pressed to find one as imbecilic and uninformed as the one we’ve got.
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It’s not just that Trump is the most amoral, venal, and corrupt person to ever enter American public life. He’s also really, really, really bad at his job.
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