Merry Christmas to all my non-Jewish friends. I bet the 3 of you would really like each other.

This is the first time the original Core Four has all been together in a long while. Feeling extremely blessed. Happy Holidays from the Behars. ❤️

Obviously, nothing can undo the tragic events of the past week. But today’s meet-up of Brown grads to protest gun violence proved to be a chance to express our sorrow at the senseless murders of last Saturday & our outrage at the proliferation of mass shootings in America and beyond.

There’s no better commercial for the Democrats than Donald Trump screaming at financially-insecure Americans that the economy is perfect. Can’t wait for the next trainwreck.

Tonight’s speech was brought to you by the good people at Adderall.

Trump’s speech tonight was exactly what the party needed to sweep the upcoming midterms. The Democratic Party.

The American voter: “I’m scared about the cost of groceries, fuel, healthcare, and housing.” Donald Trump: “No you’re not!!! Aaaaaaaaaaahh! Coal!!!!!!”

You know what doesn’t feel that “presidential?” An angry old racist yelling at us about coal.

This is something I never thought I’d say about Donald Trump… but he’s wayyyy worse than he used to be. Who knew there was another level of awfulness?

Can anyone, I mean anyone, tell me what the point of tonight’s speech was? I don’t want to go to war with Venezuela, but at least I’d understand if that’s why he was yelling from my television.

Is there some unwritten rule that it can’t be a lie if you repeatedly shout the mistruths in our face?

If anyone else’s grandpa screamed “coal” at them like that, they’d instantly have their driving privileges revoked.

The old “I’m going to soothe Americans fears and anxieties by speaking fast and screaming at them” approach.

“Angry old man yells at hurting Americans for thinking they’re hurting”

There’s nothing that voters who are hurting enjoy more than a rich guy politician telling them they aren’t. 😩

Blame. Blame. Blame. Blame. Blame. That was an exhausting speech.

Trump’s speech: “The economy is great!” Even if the voters and every metric say it isn’t. And “if the economy isn’t great, it’s all Joe Biden’s fault. Even though he’s been in office for 11 months & promised to fix things on day 1. Can’t wait for the Midterms!

He says egg prices are down 82 per cent during his presidency. He says he settled 8 foreign wars. He says Biden let in 25 million illegal aliens. And that this great economy is the result of tariffs. What the fuck is this guy talking about?

It’s just too much. 💔

I found this post I made about Rob Reiner from 6 years & stand by it. His contributions to the world of cinema and the culture at large is immeasurable. So is his loss. Gutted.

Brown University is my alma mater and the site of many of my most meaningful memories. What has happened there today is beyond belief. My heart breaks for all who are suffering today and everyday from our epidemic of American mass shootings.

As everyone I’m talking to has said- from my writing partner to my fraternity brothers via text to alums on Facebook- we all wrongly assumed “it could never happen at Brown.” It can happen anywhere. And it’s just devastating.

Apparently, even felonious, white nationalist wannabe dictators need their shluffy time.

Goes without saying, but if this was Joe Biden, Jake Tapper would be shouting “25th Amendment” out the CNN window like Howard Beale in Network.

How the eff did this guy win 2 presidential elections touting his “energy” and “vitality?”

Trump says “This is an A+++ economy.” Meanwhile, 70% of Americans say that prices have gone up under Trump. I’m gonna trust that the American people know more about their pocketbooks than the felonious plutocrat.

The Dems just won the Miami mayoral race for the 1st time in THIRTY YEARS. That’s how much people loathe Trump.

Didn’t he literally win re-election by castigating his original opponent for being “Sleepy?” You couldn’t make up these past ten years.

Hard at work to fix the economy for the working men and women of America.

Trump says he doesn’t realize that prices are high. By all means, Donnie, keep talking!

There are very few immutable rules of politics anymore. But politicians being punished for telling voters they aren’t hurting financially when they’re hurting financially— that rule has never gone away.

Both Joe Biden & Kamala paid dearly, politically, when Biden tried convincing voters they were doing well economically when they didn’t feel that way. 70% of Americans say their prices have gone up under Trump, while he brags about his economy. MAGA sure better pay a price.

Just a reminder that past honorees include Beverly Sills, Ella Fitzgerald, and Itzhak Perlman. And that future honorees will include Dean Cain, Kid Rock, and that guy from “Joanie Loves Chachi.”

If this is the Answer, was the Question, “what would be the world’s most annoying pickleball foursome?”

When did KISS transition from “the world’s scariest rock band” into “two old bubbes you can find squeezing melons at the La Brea Ralph’s?”

Is it worth having Trump alive long enough to watch him give Kennedy Center Honors to Dean Cain and Chachi?

Looks like I can now skip Rocky II and Home Alone 2.

I may never watch another movie about competitive wrist wrestling again.

And here, all this time, I thought their most embarrassing moment was “Music from The Elder.”

And first place in the club Mah Jongg tournament goes to “Team Yenta.”

The Demon meets The Devil

“Not penalizing a team for losing their conference championship game” isn’t a rule or a binding precedent. It’s just how it went for SMU last year. If it were up to me, I’d have Alabama & BYU out of the College Football Playoff. And I’d have Miami & Notre Dame in. No question.

I know I'm not technically a doctor, but how is it good health policy to ensure that MORE BABIES get Hepatitis B?

Everyone knows that the Leader of the Free World can literally be bribed with a shiny object.

It’s like giving a toddler a piece of string.

It's hard to say which MAGA jock I'm more disappointed in, Wayne Gretsky or Phil Mickelson.? Heck, who says we have to choose.

Haven't we all known this kind of phony tough guy? He's the boy who never got off the bench on the football team, so he has to pick on the cross country runners in the locker room to feel like a man.

First, she was made to wait 50 days before being sworn in to Congress. Now, she has been pepper-sprayed by ICE agents. Somehow, we never hear about Rep. Thomas McWhite-Guy receiving this kind of treatment.