Health insurance is more useless than tonsils, a spoiler on an Altima, or the proverbial "tits on a mule."

I sent these out 20 years ago. Some folks were not amused.

Irony.

If you say "FUCK OFF" backwards, it still sounds like fuck off, only with an Irish accent. 100% of you tried it...

Let's play "Identify the Racist!"

John Roberts is a feckless, obsequiesce coward who has enabled this orange shithead to destroy our democracy. Mission Accomplished.

Just an old drummer and his Golden Retriever puppy. Have a great day, kids...

No, it's not "the ocean drugs," as Trump says. Americans bring 90% of the illegal drugs in thru checkpoints. But blowing up small boats, killing fishermen, makes good Reality TV!

What will Trump do next, shoot our dogs? Oh, wait, he has Kristi for that!

President Bullshit sez costs are down...

I'm old enough to recall the exciting launch of the Edsel, and its freefall into oblivion 3 years later. Just like the Cybertruck! Maybe Musk should slap an Edsel front end on his Wankpanzermobile.

Just floating this out there... 1,220,000 veterans get SNAP benefits. Let's thank them for their service.

Other democracies have charged former leaders for crimes; Brazil, Argentina, Croatia, Portugal, Taiwan, Italy, Israel, S. Korea, France. Why can't the U.S. successfully prosecute the most egregious criminal?

Adelita Grijalva will be sworn in after the Epstein files have been scrubbed, sanitized, heavily redacted, with all mentions of Trump removed. This will be as disappointing as the Mueller Report or both Trump impeachments. It's infuriating.

Trump is truly the loud drunk at the end of the bar. He doesn't know what magnets are, & he thinks they don't work underwater. It would be pathetic, but because he's President, it's horrifying.

Need a timeline cleanser? This is epic, and I want it to be my ringtone! 🔥🔥🔥🔥 FUCK tRump!!!

As a young kid in Chicago, we would drive past a business going to gramma's. The sign said "Nov 10," I thought. Years later, I realized it was "Novio." Anywho, happy Novio!" 🤓

Illegal drug trafficking to the U.S. will only stop when Americans stop using illegal drugs. Today, I am Captain Obvious! 🤓

These extrajudicial murders in the Carribean are unlawful. None of those boats have range to reach U.S, none carry fentanyl. Many are fisherman, while some are carrying cocaine to Trinidad. So what! This is cruel stagecraft that doesn't stop U.S. drug trafficking. Reality show!

I hate to say this, but 22M Americans having their healthcare cost increase dramatically due to MAGA recalcitrance guarantees a Dem takeover at midterms. If there's a silver lining, that's it, and it's a doozy.

My God. Read this shit from Trump. Unbefuckinglieveable. Is he that stupid. Wait...nevermind...

When people need food, they need it immediately; not in 2 weeks. This administration is cruel beyond comprehension. MAGA loves this, BTW.

The domestic and foreign emoluments clauses are no more than a weak joke. In the 10 months of Trump's current term, he's enriched himself by a whopping $3B.

Trump claims 401ks are double what they were a year ago. Announcer: "But that wasn't true. Vanguard 401ks were, on average, up 10% from this time last year."

Just in case you were wondering...

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224,000 child deaths worldwide have been caused by Trump dissolving USAID. That's a figure I got from Grok. Trump pretends to value the unborn, but once born, you're on your own, you useless slackers...

If you aren't yet following @markhamillofficial.bsky.social, you should be.

Harry Truman: If it benefits all the people, they call it socialism.

Gol-dern MOOSLUMS!!

Karma's a bitch...

The brilliance of conservative George Will, captured by the Facebook brilliance of my brudder...

The foreign and domestic emoluments clauses in the Constitution prevent the President from profiting from his Presidency. This rogue President rides roughshod over the Constitution, with arrogant impunity. In this term, he's worth $3B more.

What. An. Asshole.

Sadly hilarious.

Somebody get this fossil a drool cup and a Kleenex.

Tomi Lahren was touting "America's great red cities." LULZ! There aren't any. But thanks for playing, Sweetie! 😆

Same for Chicago!! 😆

We all grew up with that one cruel punk who would hurt animals for fun; set cats on fire. They grew up to be criminals, policemen, or politicians. (I respect police, but I stand by my observation from people I knew.)

If the truth comes out, Trump's obedient followers won't care. And Trump will resort to his usual denials with, "Hoax! Witch hunt! Fake news! Radical left conspiracy!" www.alternet.org/doj-republic...

Tariff revenue offsets 50-66% of tax cuts for the wealthy, and tariffs "burden lower income households," according to Grok. It's a reverse Robin Hood thing; take from the poor; give to the rich.

I post this meme periodically to mock the low-information Trump supporters who are loyal despite all he's done to destroy their lives. Will they ever learn??

It's an insidious rakeover!! 😆

MAGA's biggest concerns are a school kid might get lunch, a poor person gets SNAP but buys cigarettes, a trans person might play sports, slackers get healthcare, and brown people with accents have jobs. Nevermind the wealthy avoid paying taxes. That's TRICKLE DOWN! 🙄

@ballssaidthequeen.bsky.social "If I had two, I'd be king!" I'm still laughing at that 70 year old Dad joke. Well-played.

I just visited the food distribution at the Community Resource Center in Encinitas. They are having a huge increase in SNAP recipients who need help. It is immoral, illegal, and inconceivable that the Trump Administration would attempt to use hunger as political leverage.