Grok's answer to my question about Trump being bribed for pardons. Nothing to see here!

The Wall Street Journal says Trump has been selling pardons for between $1M-$6M. Let's see if THIS gains any traction.

With Trump, perception is reality. He creates ludicrous narratives that are outrageous lies. He accepts them as truth, and he expects us to. The difference is, we're not dumbasses like his followers.

Trump's hilarious. He sends a few truckloads of National Guard troops in to loiter and window shop in the low-crime areas of big cities. Then he pulls them out and declares crime in the bad neighborhoods is gone. His Presidency is nothing but a collection of mini reality shows. Theater.

As they haul him off, we'll hear him proclaiming, "Hoax! Con-job!! Fake news!! WITCH HUNT!! Where's my Roy Cohn?"

Chutzpah.

MAGAs are going through mental gymnastics trying to defend Trump bombing boats, penning a horrifying Xmas message, changing name of Kennedy Center, tariff insanity, nodding off, Epstein files, etc. It would be hilarious if it wasn't so pathetic.

Can someone please respond to Stephen Miller with this message from Frank Sinatra?

Both sets of Stephen Millers' great grandparents arrived in the U.S. in early 1900s. If the Immigration Act of '24, and similar policies Miller supports, had been in place in 1906, they would gave been denied entry into the U.S. Oh, the delicious irony.

Why do we have truth in advertising laws, when almost all ads, despite the FCC, are dishonest? At least go after the most egregious hucksters, like Balance of Nature, Cheerios reducing cholesterol, Frosted Mini Wheats cognitive benefits, etc. It's not free speech. It's fraud.

For the entirety of my life, I've identified racists like Scott Jennings by hearing them mansplain the Civil War was about "states' rights." Don't gaslight me. It was 100% about slavery. And you know it.

Inevitable Republican candidate.

Twenty years ago, this is the Dick Cheney Christmas card I sent out. Some were amused, while others were not.

I give this disingenuous asshole a 50/50 chance of becoming President next year, to the delight of Peter Thiel.

Trump attacked Nigeria to "stop Christian killings" by ISIS. Actually, ISIS has killed more Muslims than Christians. But Trump doesn't give an aeronautical intercourse about Muslims...

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I just noticed an inadvertent consistency in my Trump posts. Lately, I've been referring to him as "a dope." It's probably too benign, but, my GOD he's a dope...

One theory is we exist in a sophisticated computer simulation, and our celestial overlords have, playfully, picked the most unqualified, ridiculous shithead to be the most powerful person on this AI planet. That's the best explanation I have for this train wreck...

Things which are incongruous... God and guns. Pro-life, but cutting aid to children. Bombing countries for "peace." "Law & Order," yet ignoring Rule of Law. "I support the troops," while cutting benefits. Lauding the Constitution while ravaging it. MAGA is evil bullshit.

This older photo is a solid indicator of someone with an I.Q. in the 80s. As he's repeatedly shown thru his "ideas" and negotiations, he has poor problem-solving skills. Trump is an imbecile.

When it's clear we aren't getting Epstein files that include any mention of Trump, will survivors speak out? And if they do, how far will Trump go to silence them? Death threats? Court orders? Jail?? Death?? Trump's backed into a corner, and wounded. "Make it look like an accident."

What. An. Asshole.

From Melania... "Meddy Crease-moose! And squirrel! Maybe for present, The Donald heem let me to fahk Pit Davidson!"

It's The Kennedy Center. It's The Gulf of Mexico. It's The Department of Defense. It's Mount Denali. Any questions?

We don't hear about "Activist Judges" now that they're all on the Right, ruling for Trump. And we no longer suffer the outrage of the "redistribution of wealth" now that it all goes to the top 1%; not to us serfs. Funny how that works...

Avoid these "helpful" phrases... Just be positive. It could be worse. Everything happens for a reason. At least you… When one door closes, another opens. God/fate/the universe has a plan. What doesn’t kill us makes us stronger. Giving an example of when you went through something similar, or worse.

Trump co-opted every gov't agency, and installed loyalists. The purpose was to do his bidding, but in the cases of Bondi, Patel, Blanche, it's to shield him from fallout from releasing unredacted Epstein files. The fix is in...but erosion has commenced.

@deanobeidallah.bsky.social I appreciate you, Dean. Be stalwart.

I just heard a young reporter reading the word "nubile" and she pronounced it "nimble."

When will Americans wise up, see the big picture, and stop voting for the candidate who promises to sling the most slop into their trough??

Fun fact... Raveling and unraveling mean the same thing! Example: Trump's cover-up of the Epstein Files is both raveling AND unraveling! Now you go out there and have a great day, kiddos!

Wouldn't it be convenient if the Epstein redactions were done by changing the background color from white to black? And all we had to do was revert to white? This dumb mistake was made years ago. We can only hope!

New Trump Class destroyer, the USS Jeffrey Epstein.

I posted where the funds are actually coming from yesterday, but this is a 100% accurate depiction.

I’m old enough to remember when CBS News would never have surrendered to a demagogic president or any other politician. Remember Edward R. Murrow?

Goony bird Kevin Hassett is touting sending $2,000 household tariff checks. What this dipshit fails to mention is tariffs COST households $2,000 a year in higher prices. He's like an arsonist who puts out the fire he started, and gets an award. Punchable face...

Trump picked Pam Bondi and Ka$h specifically to sanitize and delay release of the Epstein Files. You have to wonder how horrible the things are that Trump is hiding. Other than lying and blowing shit up, this is his entire presidency.

All 4 of my grandparents came to Ellis Island w/o papers, and were welcomed. This was a "melting pot."

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Have you ever heard someone go off, and their words are so perfectly chosen, so well said in that moment, that you’re in awe? You think, “There’s nothing to add here,” and you applaud in your head. That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Garcia: If you are a whistleblower at the FBI, at the DOJ, if you worked hard to put the files together and are seeing your work now being hidden by your own DOJ, contact the oversight committee. We have whistleblower protections.