EVERY aware American knows Trump sexually abused girls. 33% of us want to bury Epstein files because they feel saving his Presidency is so crucial. I get that; I understand. That said, if you're one of that 33%, you are, in fact, a fucking piece of shit. I mean that in the nicest way...

I know I shouldn't have laughed...but it's true.

The Trump•Epstein cover-up continues, undaunted. Protect Bad Orange Man.

"But the Dow is over 50,000!!"

"Epstein?? Oh, pish-posh. The Dow is over 50,000!" www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

Trump said he raised tariffs on Switzerland because he didn’t like how the Swiss Prime Minister spoke to him. Switzerland doesn’t have a prime minister. That’s where we are. 🤷‍♂️

77% of people detained by ICE in MN had no criminal record. This was all about intimidation, stagecraft, fear, and normalizing a military presence in the streets. Police state. Fascism. Un-American.

OMG!! SOCIALISM!! 😆

So what if the DOJ is putting most of its resources into a massive cover-up of child sexual abuse that involves President Trump. For God's sake, the DOW IS OVER 50,000! WHERE ARE YOUR PRIORITIES??

The Epstein scandal isn't just about the disgusting sex trafficking of underage girls. It's also about the rich, powerful men who LIED to us to cover up their involvement.

I'm muting all accounts that don't allow responses.

Good morning, kids! Today would be a perfect day to release the unredacted TRUMP•EPSTEIN FILES! Is it appropriate to call them the TRUMP•EPSTEIN FILES?? The TRUMP•EPSTEIN FILES!! Thank you for your attention to this matter!!

Most Republicans swear a GOP administration generates more jobs. It's true!! Only it isn't.

AG Bondi is obfuscating, lying, and not answering questions. But most maddening is her childish "whataboutism" defenses. Her response to Ted Lieu was laughably off topic and clumsy. "ME?? What about YOU?!?" Worst AG in U.S. history.

Epstein files characteristics: Child sex trafficking on a massive scale. Russian fingerprints all over it. Money laundering. Threats, injuries, intimidation, murder. Immense cover-up by DOJ. High-profile persons implicated. How soon before the dam breaks?

Excerpt from the DoJ's website. Why are we paying little attention to this? I suspect far more horrific stuff, based upon rumors.

TrumpCo thinks because a fraction of redacted Epstein files have trickled out, we're satiated. ALL the files must be released, and other than victims' names, the unredacted versions! ACCEPT NOTHING LESS!!

Kristi Noem. Full name, Kristi Lynn Arnold Noam. That's right...K.L.A.N. Yer welcome.

(🚨) MAJOR BREAKING NEWS: Trump Personal Lawyers Bondi, Blanche, and Patel Hid From American Voters a *Minimum* of *95%* of All References to Donald Trump in the Epstein Files (950,000 of 1M+), Establishing the Largest Political Coverup in American History

I may not agree with his politics, but Massie is a brave patriot.

No one who can implicate Trump will ever testify. As we used to say in Chicago, "The fix is in."

With the recent release of more Epstein files, and the unexpected redactions of "prominent" persons, the cover-up continues, undaunted, under the direction of cowardly, sycophantic sock puppet Todd Blanche. He's delaying the inevitable truth until after Trump's demise. Deplorable.

What goes on in the mind of a loon that concocts this and then posts it for the world to see?

MAGA missed a golden opportunity during the Super Bowl. They should have recruited Kristi Noem to host The Puppy Bowl. Cute puppies, American flags, live ammo...

Trump keeps berating and threatening a benign Canada. 60% of U.S. crude used for gasoline comes from Canada. Doesn't Trump know our friendly neighbors to the north have us by the balls?? He's such an oblivious, grandstanding dope.

Hilariously, someone didn't understand the assignment.

After Maxwell "testified," Republicans feigned outrage that she wouldn't talk. She was told NOT to talk, ordered not to mention Trump, in trade for her sentence being commuted; soon, with a lame explanation why from Trump. The many things he did are horrific, and would instantly destroy him.

She's not wrong, you know. At all.

Read the entire thread. Our government is now as cruel as the government in Afghanistan or other "shithole" countries.

My favorite anagram is "Lone Skum."

Ouch. Now THAT'S gonna leave a mark...

Stunned, I just heard a MAGA woman declare, "This country wasn't founded by illegal immigrants! It was founded by settlers!" Ah, the stupid. It burns...

Remember 50 years ago when brave reporters from the Washington Post were allowed to take down a corrupt Richard Nixon?

ONLY BECAUSE THEY GOT CAUGHT......... 👇

Truth.

Cartoon by @dennisgoris.bsky.social. The mystery poster.

"Why aren't Lee Greenwood, Kid Rock, and Ted Nugent playing at halftime? Why is it a fake American from Puerto who got 20 billion streams in '25?? We demand our shitty MAGA performers!! AND WHERE'S ERIKA KIRK??"

Ah, conservative irony...

Ghislaine Maxwell will appear before Congress this week, where she will perjure herself in trade for a forthcoming presidential pardon. Just spitballin' here. Am I wrong? (The predictive text on my phone keeps changing Ghislaine to "Histamine." I hate technology.)

Too harsh?

"We have the smallest trucks" and "We've been very tough on the waters." My, God. He's incoherent. Time to put him out to pasture.

Trump obviously suffers from Obama Derangement Syndrome.

Trump, on the Epstein mega-scandal; "I think it’s really time for the country to get onto something else.” And then he goes off on how the 2020 election was rigged and "stollen" from him. The irony escapes him.

@pvdork.bsky.social Wishing you a super-sparkly, ginchy, groovy weekend.