Thinking of Virginia 🫂🕯️

Good morning ☕

"Andrew Mountbatten Windsor’s big mistake was not moving to Washington. If you’re a pedophile it’s a sanctuary city." @borowitzreport.bsky.social

He falls asleep on camera, but it only bothers me when he wakes up

Are we really doing the Big Brother Under His Eye bullshit?

“Are you a communist?" "No I am an anti-fascist" "For a long time?" "Since I have understood fascism.” ― Ernest Hemingway, For Whom the Bell Tolls

"The ultra conservative Heritage Foundation’s own analysis found that in TWENTY-FOUR YEARS of voting, only 77 undocumented immigrants voted, representing 0.00000764% of all ballots." ɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟ ᴘᴀʀᴋꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰᴏʀᴇꜱᴛꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴘᴏʀᴛᴇʀꜱ

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

There are non US citizens influencing our elections, they’re called corporations. The establishment wants us to not focus on this.

I knew I saw this somewhere before. Funny that it’s almost exactly what’s actually happening now.

"From the beginning, men used God to justify the unjustifiable." ꜱᴀʟᴍᴀɴ ʀᴜꜱʜᴅɪᴇ

'Then they came for the journalists, no one really knows what happened after that'

8647 because 8 + 6 + 4 + 7 = 25th amendment

“If anyone causes one of these little ones - those who believe in me - to stumble, it would be better for them to have a large millstone hung around their neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea - unless the Dow is doing well that week” Matthew 18:6

Remember when Donald Trump yelled at Marjorie Taylor Greene and said releasing the Epstein files "Would hurt my friends!" so loud on speaker phone that her entire office heard him say it? I remember

Deciding it’s too dangerous to reveal just how unpopular the current president is seems like the worst poll result ever.

I really hope the entire country takes note of Pam Bondi’s performance today because she was in front of Congress to talk about trafficked children and refused to answer a question. This is how low we've gone.

This has to be stopped

Those perjury charges for Bondi and Kash on January 21, 2029 are gonna hit like a cold beer on a Friday night.

It's cocktail hour. Make mine Molotov.

Goldman: "Will the survivors and victims who are here please stand up one more time. By show of hands, how many of you or your loved ones actually have met with the DOJ? None ... How many of you were ignored by the DOJ? All of them." (Bondi responds by smearing Goldman.)

We went from the greatest fighting force in the world to a buncha guys blowing up fishing boats and party balloons.

not to alarm anyone.. ..but that's a zombie.

I failed high school Spanish. What does this sign say? Call 911.

The East Wing was where FLOTUS has kept offices since 1942. It was referred to as the "heart" of the White House. He's married to the Epstein situation. It is at the heart of everything he does.

Have you drawn a horse, yet? gradient.horse

How about both of them?

"Punt" (2017) Michael D'Antuono

"Epstein Island is simply known as Kid Rock"

DID YOU KNOW? All it takes to make Republicans apoplectic with rage is some Spanish-speaking people dancing and being happy?

This is a delightful multilingual & folklore pun

Everything I need to know about Ring cameras, I learned from Ray Bradbury

Wait…what? A “search party” function activates network-wide surveillance capacity?!

Well put. This is a solution in search of a nonexistent problem, all to make it far harder for millions to vote. That's vote suppression, folks.

Kamala Harris was right Hillary Clinton was right Michelle Obama was right Anita Hill was right E. Jean Carroll was right PLEASE START LISTENING TO WOMEN ᵛⁱᵃ ᵂᵒᵐᵉⁿ ᶠᵒʳʷᵃʳᵈ

Take care of yourselves.

Remember when Scar assaulted a cub and lied to the hyenas about making the Pridelands great again? They ate him.

"After reading what I've read, the MAGA push to force women to have children is even more terrifying than I have words for."

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?

This is your captain speaking. AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.

The pattern of billionaires buying up every major news outlet and social media platform to turn them into right wing propaganda machines so they can keep those in power who won't tax their wealth should terrify every sane person.

A support group for clumsy people where we share pics of our unexplained bruises

With us, it's like herding cats or stubborn goats, but conservatives are always trying to make daddy proud. ..like dogs or obedient sheep.

Still can't read TPUSA without seeing the toilet paper