"The rioters were fed wild falsehoods by the most powerful man on Earth. Because he was angry he'd lost an election. Former President Trump's actions that preceded the riot were a disgraceful, disgraceful dereliction of duty." Mitch McConnell Feb. 13, 2021

Consider Trump's attempt to dismantle the International Criminal Court alongside his recurring threats of war crimes and you have a not-coincidence.

A lot of war crimes.

ICE murders someone, gets caught joking about it, nothing happens to anyone involved. I worry that the sheer grim repetition is having the desired numbing effect on the media and politicians.

It’s day 2 of trying to mourn someone who said he would gleefully send American sons and daughters into war to die for Israel. The struggle is real.

I don’t like it when Trump blames everybody but himself for his problems. So I don’t like it when Graham Platner does it either. Andy Borowitz

"I could never lend myself to any transaction, however respectable, that would commercialize on the prestige and dignity of the office of the presidency. Show me a man that gets rich by being a politician, and I'll show you a crook." Harry Truman

Do you think it'll get cooler after Hell claims Mitch McConnell?

Thinking about heading out to Trump’s State Fair tonight for some alone time.

Word is that Mitch may be experiencing the last glitch.

Dean Cain said ‘Tons of People’ were at the 250th. If we do the math, a ton of MAGA is only 7 people.

If he'll hold his breath for 10 minutes, we'll ALL party in D.C.

BOROWITZ: Trump Claims John Roberts Was Born in Kenya

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Serious question. What has Israel ever done for America that merits sending them billions every year, fighting their wars and ignoring their genocide?

Every time a “democratic socialist” gets elected a crony capitalist billionaire gets diarrhea. I’m ok with it.

Just awaiting the punchline of what Dick Tracy villain crony got the fair job and how much it cost.

Alex Pretti was a 1A and 2A rights activist. He was a healthcare provider for veterans. He helped a woman in the street, and ICE shot him at least ten times in the back. MAGA cheered. When people show you who they are, believe them.

Just 10 people have already poured $617 MILLION into this year’s midterm elections. In the entire 2008 presidential cycle, the last election before Citizens United, total billionaire spending was $16 million. This is not sustainable. We need to get Big Money out of our democracy.

My son’s school is not your church.

I am so proud to call Seattle my home. Finally the world has noticed, we are an inclusive community. Tomorrow we have the Seattle Pride Parade and we can't wait to celebrate with everyone. Thank you to all who have welcomed the world to our city with joy & respect. Enjoy Pride Day Seattle. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Because US passports are for people visiting the United States. Powerful

Do you want to feel ancient? Dusty even?

The reintroduction of wolves has done wonders for our national parks, perhaps they could have a similar balancing effect on other ecosystems; like Fortune 500 boardrooms or the homes of powerful individuals. -@microwave221

FOUND THE SABOTEUR!!

What do you call a spider with 10 eyes? a spiiiiiiiiiider.

Much like with covid, injecting bleach or shoving a UV light up your.. ..you know, the "cure" only made it worse. t.co/KQMn0UJWgO

Winning-the-Poo

Make Algae Great Again

The richest man owns X. The second and third richest men control Google. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. The seventh richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?

That belongs in a museum!

Elon has added more autism to the gene pool than vaccines

To whom it may concern, I have also decided to not build nukes I wasn’t building anyway in exchange for $300 billion dollars. Direct deposit preferred. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Historians are going to have a hard time documenting how we completely defeated Iran on day one of the war only to offer them $300 billion three months later to stop fighting.

The game has changed. We need Democrats who will fight or get out of the way for those who will. Watch the entire conversation on PoliticsGirl YouTube, or listen where you get your pods! youtu.be/5Uc7EAvmxpE

If every parent just did this we could really get our collective shit together, man. youtu.be/-wQhY5CMMl4?...

"When faith starts calling for death, it has joined the voices that crucified Jesus, not the one who died."

First trillionaire gets dropped into a volcano to ensure a good harvest

The congressional switchboard number is (202) 224-3121. Put it in your cell phone. Use it. If you're not calling at least once a week, you're not doing your part.

The congressional switchboard number is (202) 224-3121. Put it in your cell phone. Use it. If you're not calling at least once a week, you're not doing your part.