LEFT: Mark Kelly, shirt covered with medals. RIGHT: Pete Hegseth, shirt covered with booze.

The “deport them all” crowd is just going to love this.

If you watched the pirated 60 Minutes segment, you'll recognize Caracas as the place we sent the 250 Venezuelan immigrants that we initially pulled out of line and sent to the torture camp in El Salvador. We bombed them last night.

Remember when working from home was “woke” and we all had to return to the office? Kinda wild that Trump launched the occupation of a foreign nation from his second home in that context.

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

ICYMI: Today, the United States of America, under the direction of a mentally unstable president, attacked Venezuela, a sovereign nation, kidnapped its leader and his wife, and declared they are now running the country. It’s exactly as insane as it sounds.

He's mad she won the Nobel Peace Prize and he didn't. That's it. That's what it's all about. Best part is she idiotically and sycophantically dedicated her prize to him and he still won't back her and prefers to publicly denigrate on a day like today.

BOROWITZ: Desperate DOJ Hires Undocumented Workers to Redact 5 Million Epstein Files

I really think this is his year 🤞

AG and her team do such consistently excellent work.

Once you look for, "does this [article / op-ed / claim by a politician] consider the 80% of Americans who live in urban areas to be real Americans?" you will see it everywhere, because the answer is usually "no."

Grok read the Epstein files.

The biggest untold story about how we pay for government involves a big switcheroo by America’s wealthy. Watch. youtube.com/watch?v=IjiLaLj1ZZE&feature=youtu.be

As the year comes to an end, finish it with something good… act.link/gi-eaelm2 youtube.com/shorts/n1kTT...

"The US is the only country in the world where people believe government funded healthcare won't work because people with government funded healthcare told them so." ᴳᴵⱽᴱ ᴬ ˢᴴᴵᵀ ᴬᴮᴼᵁᵀ ᴺᴬᵀᵁᴿᴱ

This is Radley. She asks to "destroy" when she needs to let out extra energy. "She gets plenty of walks and physical activity," her family told us, "but she uses her destroy button when she is craving a little extra chaos." 13/10 (IG: radley_barkley)

“the president seems to be using the doj to hide his years of involvement with the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history” feels like a story worth reporting on

Why trust anyone when you can just release the files?

Clinton: Don't trust me, release the files. Trump: Don't release the files, trust me.

The concentration of wealth in the hands of an elite few isn't just bad for our economy. It's corrosive to our democracy. When the wealthy and well-connected control our political system, the American people don't have a voice. The result is demagoguery and corruption.

This is my favorite parody account.

Not sure that naming battleships after Trump makes sense, but here’s a ship worthy of his name

What we’re being told is that a guy who is an adjudicated rapist, who was credibly accused of sexual assault by dozens of women, who paid hush money to a porn star, who cheated on all his wives, who is mentioned hundreds of times in the Epstein files, couldn’t possibly be a sexual predator.

she’s dreaming of a white christmas

How to Fall Down the Stairs: Step 1 Step 2 Step 3 Step 5 Step 9 Step 12 *ouch*

"It was not Hitler or Himmler who abducted me, beat me and shot my family. It was the shoemaker, the milkman, the neighbor, who received a uniform and then believed they were the master race." Karl Stojka, Auschwitz survivor

Catholics used to castrate little boys for church music, now they clutch their pearls about puberty blockers.

At least 25 men reached secret settlements to avoid responsibility in the Trump/Maxwell/Epstein abuse. “If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class” -ꜰɪɴᴀʟ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱʏ ᴛᴀᴄᴛɪᴄꜱ, 1997

Today, we're learning why DOJ didn't release the redacted files last March. Because the multitude of redactions exposes how much they're covering up.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a country in possession of a little bit of oil, must be in want of some American intervention. ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵃᵖᵒˡᵒᵍⁱᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ᴶᵃⁿᵉ ᴬᵘˢᵗᵉⁿ

Quick how many billionaires equal a trillionaire? Can we just do math here?

If Trump really wants to put his name on something I nominate Chernobyl

First trillionaire gets dropped into the volcano to ensure a good harvest

He could shoot someone on 5th Ave. and not lose any voters, but also, he could shoot someone in the East Wing bunker and the whole world would rejoice.

Why did the narcissist cross the road? They thought it was a boundary🙃

🎶 The files'll come out.. 🎶

Mike Johnson: “We're going to help 100% of Americans reduce their premiums.” Losing coverage isn’t the same thing as making it affordable.

Game on, a-holes…

They went from “no new wars,” to whatever this is, without skipping a beat.

Patron saint of copying people on an email: Saint Francis of a CC

Indianapolis Star, November 22, 1918

Not sharing the Trump/Reiner post because it's rage-bait. I know this because it baited my rage. Here is a kitten:

Ding knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for your own sake. Merry Christmas! #Cats #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky

"Ideally the president wouldn’t be someone whose face was featured on novelty condoms at the rape palace of history’s most notorious pedophile"