*sip* ☕️

The US president was ordered by the courts to use designated funds to FEED qualified citizens and he is FIGHTING TO KEEP THEM HUNGRY

The kiss of death…for Andrew Cuomo.

Someone said that Erika was wearing a leather sectional and I choked. Apparently, I am not 'better than this' but I try.

Trump just held a Gatsby-themed party at Mar-a-Lago, which proves a) he doesn’t give a shit about the millions of Americans starving without food stamps and b) no one has told him how The Great Gataby ends

He has threatened to annex Canada & Greenland, conduct strikes in Mexico, Venezuela & now Nigeria. He has orchestrated 50+ extrajudicial killings. No evidence provided for his actions. He is openly enriching himself and his billionaire donors while waging war against the working class. 1/3

Are you with me on this

Adelita Grijalva now holds the record for longest delay between winng a special Congressional election and being sworn into office. Why the delay from Mike Johnson? Perhaps it's because Grijalva would cast the final vote needed to release the Epstein files.

I remember growing up in a conservative household I was told about how in communist dictatorships, the people starve while the leaders build opulent palaces and ballrooms. Anyway, not sure why I brought that up.

"It'll be dead soon. Nature abhors a vacuum." -commentsivehadafew

The U.S. is experiencing its highest wave of layoffs since 2020, with close to a million workers losing their jobs this year.

Dear Canada, Sorry about all the, you know. Best, JC

Obama gave Americans healthcare, Trump is taking it away. Biden built back better, Trump shut it down and leveled it with a bulldozer.

Whatever it is in the White House, it is not American, shows no allegiance to America, and has harmed Americans.

The Legend of the Trick-or-treat Tater Sarah Ross, offered trick-or-treaters full-size candy bars, but they also put a potato in the bowl. 🥔

He’s punishing America for Canada hurting his big feelings…

He did more damage to the east wing than he did the Iranian nuclear bunker.

Y'all got any Caturday?

I hope someday we defeat fascism and in the far future, No Kings Day is celebrated as a federal holiday, and little children leave out dance mixtapes and cookies for the Resistance Frog, who leaves pocket Constitutions in their shoes.

For the people pretending not to know what a "king" is, here's a real simple and clear definition that any child could understand: Kings rule for life, are above the law, and consider anyone opposed to them to be enemies of the state itself.

In the spirit of the season👻 Happy Caturday, Halloween edition 🎃

"I think we're just gonna kill people." -the führer

I will be very disappointed if this doesn't happen.

Trump’s drug wars: In 9 months, he’s threatened to attack Mexico and annex Canada. He started a tariff battle with China over fentanyl, bombed Colombian fishermen and is now gearing up to strike Venezuela. There is no end game. He’s just a bully. With an army. Looking for someone to push around.

Since I shared this Klimt Eastwood, the US debt has risen $1T

Funders of Trump's $300M ballroom and East Wing destruction include: -Amazon -Apple -Coinbase -Lockheed Martin -Google -Meta -Microsoft -Palantir -Tobacco companies -The Adelson family Don't forget — they're not just buying a ballroom. They're buying Trump's favor.

Send in the National Guard asap to put down this violent insurrection!

Saw this and thought of you, @darthbluesky.bsky.social

"In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws - he would make a Trump." Nate White THE LONDON DAILY

A 60 second summary of some of the biggest and best sights from #NoKings Day. Congratulations to every single organizer, volunteer and attendee👏 History.

No kings, no fu 👑 way

Bertrand Russell to Oswald Mosley. Perfection.

When Trump says he’s cutting “democratic programs”, he’s referring to the ACA, SNAP, Medicare, Medicaid, social security… His pitch to the base is, “I’m taking things you depend on because they were championed by people you don’t like…and giving you nothing from the people you do like.” Winning.

Are YOU ready for Saturday? 🐸 nokings.org

…or horrified by the blatant capitulation of mainstream media, law firms, corporations & academic institutions …or simply fed up with the constant gaslighting, the daily assault on rule of law, the revision of our values & history This is your fight. See you at #NoKings this Saturday. (3/3)

[on 1st date] Me: Have you ever flown to Paris on a private jet before? Her: No, I'd love to Me: Same Me: *shows photo of cat* this is Tim

My local Indivisible group is calling for flags for #NoKings it's probably a good move, but MAGA spent so many years defecating on it that it feels tainted. We need to reclaim our colors.

Agree?

It won't be a GREAT Depression, it'll be the BEST Depression! The most beautiful depression you've ever SEEN!

I keep remembering Jimmy Carter's peanut farm

"I tried to buy an inflatable frog costume for No Kings next weekend but they're backlogged. I'm taking this as a good sign."

Dating would be a lot easier if the opposite sex had a tail so I could see if it was wagging or not after I did or said something.

Guys. I did it! I finally broke autocorrect.

I don’t think Biden was president on J6.

Portland is burning, people!